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Imgonnatrythis, in Carrot

Waiting to hear about a story where airbag deploys and projects carrot into eye socket.

Mr_Fish,

Hey, did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?

Jimmyeatsausage,

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

LifeInMultipleChoice, (edited )

Those commercials were so confusing. I kept putting the Knee On on my forehead and the Head On on my knees.

ReginaPhalange,

YOU LIED TO ME

tias,

“Carrot”

jimmycrackcrack,

Yeh I think we are owed this story as the price for our debatably useful replies

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of the bullet that waited 20 years in a tree to shoot someone

hark, in Me IRL
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

Mostly because I’m horny but sometimes because I want an easier time going to sleep.

LogicalDrivel, in life hacks
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

I don’t see how brushing your teeth in the shower saves time. Unless your brushing while you shampoo or something, you’re just making your shower longer, which wastes more water.

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

in other words; you can save water by doing less. nice life hack too

sizzling,

I brush my teeth after applying the conditioner in my hair. Being done brushing signifies it is time to rinse out the conditioner

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I just put my conditioner in before I wash the rest of my body, then I rinse everything off at once.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

The water takes like a minute to heat up here, so I start brushing my teeth while it’s heating up and I finish in the shower

kameecoding,

I finish in the shower.

is there a /c/nocontext ?

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

oh

dejected_warp_core,

brushing your teeth in the shower

I tried this. Turns out that sonicare toothbrushes are only water resistant and will fail eventually when used in the shower every day. 0/10 Don’t recommend.

Otherwise, if you spend a lot of time daydreaming in the shower to begin with, this can save a few minutes.

jaybone,

I stand there enjoying the hot water and zoning out letting my mind wander. May as well do something useful while I’m just standing there anyway.

IamAnonymous,

Exactly. Plus I rather stand under the hot water instead of standing in the bathroom which is not as warm, in the cold weather.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Lil flippy knob at the top of the shower head to pause the water is a great water saver. You only really need the water running for like 20% of your time in the shower. I love brushing my teeth in the shower, you can get toothpaste everywhere and then just rinse it off without making a huge mess at the sink, way easier to rinse your mouth with water angled down from above than from a sink below.

fristislurper,
@fristislurper@feddit.nl avatar

I get cold just thinking about this. Turning off the shower is my least favourite part of showering. Why repeat the experience several times in one session?

I_Fart_Glitter,

Do you leave the windows open? My bathroom is so steamy and hot that I don’t notice it, it’s hard to lotion up after with all the steam still hanging around keeping my skin wet even with repeated toweling. But I take very hot showers in a very small bathroom. It’s only cold when I open the door. I do have to clean red water mold off the walls and ceiling a lot, it would probably be better to keep the place ventilated while I shower.

IamAnonymous,

No exhaust fan?

I_Fart_Glitter,

Nope. My house was built in 1915 and doesn’t have fancy things like exhaust fans, kitchen or bathroom. The bathroom didn’t have a toilet until the 1930s, it was literally just a bath room. They had an outhouse.

tdawg,

ya like what psychopath turns the water off mid shower

Empricorn,

That other commenter! Loves edging their shower, apparently…

AquaTofana,

It’s a habit I picked up in basic training. We had 50 girls to 12 shower heads, and we really didn’t get much time for all of us to shower at all in the first couple weeks (the time constraint was relaxed after a bit though)

The tooth brushing deal though I think was because our TI would find the tiniest speck of water in the sinks after lights out and absolutely lose his shit. So we only used the sinks to wash our hands, so we didn’t accidentally leave toothpaste in the bowl of the sink and miss it while cleaning up for the evening.

Either way, it’s just a habit that’s stuck with me through the years.

Okokimup, in life hacks
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

Seriously though, brushing my teeth in the shower is the best way to get me to do it.

schema,

I’ve been doing it for a while and it not only saves a lot of time, I also think i’m a lot more thorough because of it.

betterdeadthanreddit, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

I’d like to know more about the person who would throw a cabbage at store employees but would also obey a sign asking them not to. Sort of like depictions of vampires that won’t think twice about murder but trespassing is just beyond the pale.

Scribbd, in life hacks

And now that you are showering while you are showering, you should brush your teeth while you are showering while you are showering.

4am, in Just Bill-t different

Bill Stickers is innocent!

baggins, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

Someone printed that sign at home and then stuck it there to take a funny picture for the internet

Imgonnatrythis,

That just doesn’t sound like something people would do. I’m going to keep searching for a funnier answer.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Shut up or I’ll throw a cabbage at you.

FlyingSquid, in life hacks
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Mmmm. Soggy toast.

HonoraryMancunian,

Toast becomes soggy anyway once you eat it

FederatedSaint, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

It’s obv not a Costco sign, there is a Tesco product in the background and Costco does not sell other companies’ house-brand stuff. Just Kirkland and name brand stuff.

OutlierBlue,

You still shouldn’t throw Tesco cabbages at Costco staff.

The_Eminent_Bon,

What about M&S cabbages?

Diprount_Tomato, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

They didn’t like the performance

ThrowawayPermanente, in Meow

One fish is an insulting offer for a sausage that size, come on man

Nei, in Venus by Tuesday
@Nei@lemmy.world avatar

New next level science unlocked.

Nei, in Meow
@Nei@lemmy.world avatar

Literally WTF.

Jimmyeatsausage,

This is what it feels like to look at a meme with NO context. 300 years from now, people will be going to college to study archeology and learning about OAG, rage faces, and soyjak.

psud, (edited )

Detachable penis

YouTube search cannot autocomplete ‘penis’

sighofannoyance, in You won't listen...
@sighofannoyance@lemmy.world avatar

lemmy.world/post/10872796

that’s the original post 😃

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