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Zeppo, in A long and distinguished family
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

I feel like tamales should be part of this. Even pupusas

1024_Kibibytes,

I see your point, but tamales are traditionally wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. The covering is also not baked or fried onto a tamale.

Zeppo,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

The paper/corn/banana leaf is just for forming. The masa surrounding the filling is the equivalent of the bread on these other items. And sure, they’re cooked by steaming. The end result is much like a hot pocket.

1024_Kibibytes,

That is a good point. Thank you!

superduperenigma, (edited ) in murder

Ted Cruz is a very normal human being. He is certainly not an amorphous, blob-shaped entity wearing a human being’s skin as a costume. Just a perfectly normal human being like you and I.

joneskind,
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

Guys, I think I found Mark Zuckerberg

afraid_of_zombies, in Air quality in there isn't too good

Sounds about right. Pieces of garbage would charge us by weight if they could.

wiikifox,
@wiikifox@pawb.social avatar

we can’t? /s

MentalEdge, in Just a lil bit
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Kyaaaaa! Baka hentai!

Upvotes.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

hnng

sag, in Just a lil bit
@sag@lemy.lol avatar

What if you get more than 1000 upvotes?

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar
spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Death by a thousand orgasms.

I see this as an absolute win.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Would reposting count

Lawyerator, in Air quality in there isn't too good

On the plus side, if the Foot Clan attacks, you’ll have easy access to allies.

NotATurtle,

It is also a reasonable explanation for any disappearing pizza.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,
  • stares intently at username, but says nothing *
NotATurtle,

Like my username implies I am definitely not responsible for breaking into this persons home and stealing 3-4 pizzas last week.

CIA_chatbot,

We’ve been watching this guy and we agree he is telling the truth.

Viking_Hippie,

They can’t steer a long boat or play a sitar for shit, though…

CertifiedBlackGuy,

You’ve said to much. A team has been dispatched to your location.

The NAACP has eyes and ears everywhere. Do not resist.

Or do, make my day.

cmbabul, in murder

Both extremely dangerous, I’m very glad Cruz is somehow profounfly less likable than Trump to seemingly everyone on the planet even though Texas keeps voting him in

Chariotwheel,

Also, Ted Cruz would be a domestic catastrophe that fills his and hid mates pockets with the money of others, but he would not be an instable insane nuke, ready to blow up something on a whim.

This is where we are right now.

cmbabul,

Cruz is a Christian Dominionist, I shudder at the notion

drphungky, in The four houses dads belong to.

This tracks.

DeWalt: high quality and good pedigree but overpriced = Slytherin

Milwaukee: basically the same as DeWalt, but less pretentious. Thinks they’re better and tougher though = Gryffindor

Makita: the smart choice for value, also best colors = Ravenclaw

Ryobi: I know it will break, but they’re just tools and I’m not serious about this anyway. I would rather spend more money on my family or other hobbies = Hufflepuff

Honorable mentions of other “houses” and schools in the thread.

Black and Decker/Craftsman/whatever. Used to be very impressive, but completely corrupted. Probably evil = Durmstrang (Russian school)

Festool: Beautiful, absolutely dripping with wealth signals. Still pretty amazing at what they do, but you might not want them on a job site = Beauxbatons (super wealthy French school)

Harbor freight: Simple, potentially the most powerful but also likely to break. Can probably accomplish what you need by using a wrench as a hammer, but you wouldn’t want to do anything delicate with it. Actually the biggest group of dad-wizards = Uagadou (the school in Uganda where magic was invented but they don’t use wands)

sibannac,

What about snap-on?

Blue_Morpho,

I don’t know where you shop but DeWalt is cheaper than Milwaukee and Makita. Project Farm tests show Milwaukee as usually best but trades wins against Makita.

So no, DeWalt isn’t overpriced. It’s cheaper and less quality. Neither is Milwaukee equivalent to DeWalt. Milwaukee/Makita are better, sometimes incredibly better than DeWalt but at a much higher price.

For example a drill with battery on Amazon is:

DeWalt: $99 Makita: $149 Ryobi: $73 Milwaukee: $144

At Home Depot and Lowes, the price difference between DeWalt and Milwaukee is even bigger.

MonkRome,

Yeah the only tools I’ve had die on me way too early is DeWalt and Ryobi.

Fiivemacs,

I want to see model numbers on those prices you’re comparing.

Anything I go to an actual store, DeWalt is more then Milwaukee. I never look at Ryobi or Makita because they are not good professional tools and break much faster then DeWalt or Milwaukee

Blue_Morpho,

1/2" drill/driver. The Milwaukee comes with 2 3a batteries compared to DeWalt having 1 4 ah which explains $50.

www.homedepot.com/p/…/204279858

www.homedepot.com/p/…/325544370

Although I also see a $99 Milwaukee with a single 2 Ahr battery which is weird because the tool alone is $129.

xenspidey,

Those are hard to compare, especially at Home Depot. They are always having combo deals. Those are also the cheaper lines, the MAX XR and M18 FUEL are where the prices separate. That’s the top of the line of each brand.

www.homedepot.com/p/…/309377508#overlay

www.homedepot.com/p/…/320326855

drphungky,

My Makita circular saw is great, though admittedly it gets pretty light use. The rip guide/fence system it comes with is absolute garbage though.

drphungky, (edited )

Could be, but there are also like 80 different impact drivers in each brand, so tough to compare apples to apples. I also bought all my power tools years and years ago, so just going off what I remember when I was doing my research. I actually own mostly DeWalt and some Makita and Harbor Freight, and my router stuff is all Bosch. The only Milwaukee stuff I own is their M18 yard tools stuff and it’s really shoddily built and quite shit, though it did look the best compared to the alternatives - so probably just a function of compromising on a multi tool. But hey, I’m just one dad.

The one thing I know for sure is there’s a silly amount of brand loyalty and sweeping generalizations (like the ones I made!), and it’s tough to cut through any of it since tool review websites and videos are probably the worst example of AI generated blogspam I experience in my daily life. Unless someone’s a professional tradesman, they probably don’t get to use tools enough to have well-informed opinions, and then their needs don’t even really match harry homeowner in the first place!

It’s probably best to just do blind tribalism and give us something to make fun of other dads for. What I’m trying to say is your response is exactly what someone in House Milwaukee would say.

Socsa,

Is this canonical?

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Awesome characterization, I’m not following the Potterverse but what would Hilti be? Or Mafell?

drphungky,

We’ve reached the ends of my knowledge of both tool brands and Harry Potter unfortunately. Hilti I’ve got no idea - I only feel bad about leaving out Bosch.

JokklMaster,

FYI Durmstrang is from Hungary.

MyPornViewingAccount,

So Russia-lite

drphungky,

Ah, thanks. I haven’t read those books for years and years.

HelixDab2,

Depending on what you’re doing, you absolutely want Festool on a job site. A Rotex sander is fantastic for doing the edges when you’re refinishing hardwood floors, for instance. (Goddamn incompatible sanding discs though… You have to buy the Festool discs if you want the dust management.) For some jobs, there really aren’t any viable alternatives to Festool; no one else makes a domino joiner, which is somewhere between a plate joiner and a mortise and tenon joint. (You can get close by using a precision doweling jig, but the domino joiner is fast. Mortise and tenons are fantastic joints, but a mortising machine isn’t terribly portable, and cutting one by hand is far, far more skill than I have.)

drphungky,

I’m familiar, but does a domino go to a job site? Or does it stay in a dedicated shop full of fancy/specialized tools?

Also we should probably remember we’re talking dads getting sorted, not actual professionals, so if I’m wrong in industry - it’s because I’m coming from hobbyist dad-land. I don’t even know anyone with anything festool. At best I’m going off of forums and YouTube and guessing at what fancy dads want…though I wouldn’t mind a domino of someone else is paying!

HelixDab2,

A domino joiner on a job site would be good for things like putting together pieces or a banister (railing) where you needed both the strength or something like a doweled joint as well as the alignment capability of a biscuit joiner. It’s going to add strength to any kind of mitered joint that would be glued/where you don’t want to see nails. Most of the uses are going to be in cabinetry or furniture rather than in general carpentry and contracting, but it definitely has a few very specialized uses on a job site.

I am not a contractor, but I did it for a very brief period of time (until the business owner stiffed me of about a thousand in pay, and I realized it wasn’t a good side gig).

atlasraven31, in You can only pick one

Does AirBnb let me change houses every month. If so, that’s what I pick.

lightnsfw,

Yea… Free housing forever? Fuck yea! There’s enough nice houses in the world to keep me housed in luxury for the rest of my life.

atlasraven31,

If you pack minimally and the houses are fully furnished, it’s a great deal. Hiring cleaning staff for your last 2 days is much better than rent.

jimp,

If not it’s the worst one by far

blackn1ght,

I assume so, you can just never go back.

atlasraven31,

No problem if you just hop between copy and paste houses.

Rolando,

Yeah, but you have to spend the last week cleaning it.

And you also have to pay for it being cleaned.

Glitch777, in Wonderful holiday scents

Who the fuck wants a burger candle lmao?

XTornado, (edited )

Nobody, that’s why they did individual ingredients candles.

Glitch777,

I know but who wants that either

WoahWoah,

No one, they just want you thinking about it and interacting with the idea, which you are doing.

Glitch777,

Whyyyy

PsychedSy,

I’ve got a KFC fire log.

Glitch777,

What’s that ? I know they kade a gaming pc that can warm your chicken

PsychedSy,

It’s like a fire starter log, only it’s made to smell like KFC. It’s kind of amusing.

sneezycat, in Trying to lose weight?
@sneezycat@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’m sure the carbs are the problem, and totally not the half a kilo of ham and cheese filling.

Kusimulkku,

That’s cheese?? I thought it was mayo or something

sneezycat,
@sneezycat@sopuli.xyz avatar

I’m scared of it and I don’t wanna ask.

AWittyUsername, in Trying to lose weight?

That’s a fruit

vonxylofon,

Botanically, yes. From a culinary perspective, no.

TrickDacy, in Wonderful holiday scents
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

The pickle one is the one that gets commented on? Imagine a “beef” candle. 🤮🤮🤮

Manifish_Destiny,

I want a garum candle

MEATPANTS,

Imagine deliberately making your room smell like onions

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Sounds like you’ve never cooked anything besides ramen before

a_wild_mimic_appears,

I would instantly get hungry - nothing fires up my appetite more than that sweet smell of onions in a hot pan

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

True. They’re all pretty bad but the pickle one might be the best!

BigDanishGuy,

As a former young person, living in a studio apartment of 20m^2, I don’t have to imagine that. And yes I did read the word “deliberately” - I wanted to see how much onion I could put in bolognese. Turns out a lot, when you blend the onion. Also it turns out that blending onion in your studio apartment is stupid.

redempt, in You can only pick one

the YouTube one, are you kidding me? I could find a free course on how to do nearly anything, I could just scroll through a playlist and instantly learn months worth of material.

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

im going to watch so many elder scrolls lore videos

wlsnt,

I’ll finally get what dark souls 2 lore is about

hemko,

All fun and games until you open a link to some playlists of nazi conspiracies

TheBERFA,

Are you saying that these videos would convert you?

hemko,

Doubt, but do you really want to have that shit littering your brain?

I’m happy the most disturbing shit I’ve been exposed was Happy Tree Friends, MLP jar, lemon party and backstreet boys.

Shadowedcross, in Do you have any grapes?

O’Brien has fallen on hard times

BarrelAgedBoredom, (edited )

Tune in for next week’s episode of Watch the Irish Man Suffer! Only on paramount plus

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