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jaybone, in 🎵that's life🎵

Wait until you get a job.

Fudoshin,
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We need to start shoving kids down mines again. Get them acclimated to real work by the time they leave school.

objectionist,
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

jesus

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

I like you’re enthusiasm but if we nail kids to crosses then they can’t work. We need to keep the little cunts hands free to work the mines.

FlyingSquid, in Pro gamer moves
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is one of the advantages of having a queer daughter. Once she moves out, we can get busy all we want and not have to worry about grandkids (probably).

Z3k3,

That’s cute. You think your kids moving out

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

In our case, we will be lucky because my mother is wealthy and when she dies, money will be put in a trust for my daughter. So she actually has a decent chance of being able to strike out on her own.

MakunaHatata, in Fuck them right in the...?

Grab 'em by the…

0ops,

… Charging cable because it’s time to leave

db2, in You call it a liminal space. I call it a space I've had nightmares about.

That chain won’t be enough.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

We are definitely all fucked if they find a way out of that cage.

Steamymoomilk,

You’ll only be safe if you make it to 3am

Siethron, in consequences

WHY DOES MY ASSHOLE HAVE TASTE BUDS!?

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

What does shit taste like then

Siethron,

Taste? Kinda bland, unless it’s spicy, you don’t have smell receptors at the asshole so the disgusting part doesn’t register.

Ephera,

Because spicyness isn’t really a taste, it’s rather just pain. The various spicy chemicals (capsaicin, piperine, curcumin etc.) essentially just irritate your skin.

Ghostalmedia, in Now who is laughing?
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Bullets are faster than sound. So it might be bang, splat, toot.

mojofrododojo,

subsonic ammo is a thing, esp. for suppressed firearms - that way you never get a crack, and only hear the mechanical action of the assemblies reciprocating.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Noted, clown horn might counteract my suppressor.

mojofrododojo,

yeah I mean the horn is what we’re trying to preserve, not the crack.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I’d pay to see the John Wick silencer flight dubbed with those “her-huh” clown horn sounds.

mojofrododojo,

slap kick pfft HONK pfft HONK pfft HONK punch kick

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

.45 acp default rounds is subsonic

mojofrododojo,

Valid point. But is that .45? the barrel looks small.

Frankly I can’t identify the firearm.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like .22 they too can’t achieve over subsonic speeds in pistols example of that is lr 22/45 pistol

bnaur,

It’s a russian Margolin, or some variant. So yes, a .22LR.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Which is exactly in line with the meme.

Cowbee, in 🎵that's life🎵

It’s not just school!

BreadstickNinja,

Just wait until you meet “work”! No summer break, and if you skip you get fired and wind up starving and homeless.

c0mbatbag3l, in This is chaotic neutral?
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Your expectations of people understanding falconry in general and the gear that falconers use is far higher than I’d give the average person credit for tbh.

NewAgeOldPerson,
TheRealLinga,

XKCD Dunning-Keuger effect? Sweet!

Sotuanduso,

Hold your arm out like you’re summoning the bird.

davidagain, in Is that your boyfriend?

…or just love him for who he already is and give up on trying to push someone else’s standards onto another human being.

trouble,

R u lost

jaschen, in mustard

As the only Asian person in my elementary and middle Long Island school, I was subjected to pranks all the time. I found that the less I react to their pranks, the less they would continue the prank. It didn’t stop the prank. Just less of it.

I know those school shootings are awful and I would never wish this horror to anyone. But as someone who was constantly bullied, I have a slight hint of understanding why they would have done it. Again, I don’t think what they did was right, but I certainly understand why they would.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

I was bullied enough to understand how someone would think for a moment about hurting their bullies like that… maybe even some of the rich kids who laughed. But murdering indiscriminately? It’s a whole different mentally deranged thing to consider

angrymouse,

This, i was broken enough to want to destroy all the fuckingn bullies that made my life a hell, but I would never hurt anyone else.

jaschen,

Follow bullied, I feel you. :hug:

jaschen,

I think when you feel entitled and think everyone in school is looking and laughing at you. Ya, it’s probably not indiscriminately in this person’s eye.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

it’s probably not indiscriminately in this person’s eye.

The aforementioned mental disorder ^

Xanis,

I was bullied from grades 3 halfway thru 12. In grade 9 it began to get physical. In grade 12 it stopped being physical after my bully, a weightlifter and football player, pulled back a basketball and threw it with all his strength at the back of my head in gym. I broke his nose.

I am not particularly proud of it. I am not bragging. Though multiple times throughout the years I wondered how no one noticed. As the years went on I saw other students look away, if they weren’t laughing at me. I then began to notice the rare teacher look once and then act like they saw nothing.

To me, what some of these kids do doesn’t seem like that much of a stretch. I think this way because of my experiences, amongst other family issues that were also happening. While I am not wholly certain, when I dig deep, it’s possible one of the key reasons nothing more happened is because after I snapped it all stopped.

The line is thinner than you realize, I think.

Funny thing is, now that I’m older, I understand that I handled everything well by the perspective of people who believe the wall of “don’t hurt others” doesn’t have a door in it. Just a ton of trauma and general mistrust for anyone who happens to be male and anyone in authority, and a very deep dislike for injustice and preventable incidents.

jivandabeast,

AYYY long island checking in!

Yeah tho fr, i’m west indian and there was a lot of veiled racism in school. Didn’t really notice/thought it wasn’t a big deal until i went to college and realized that shit DEF wasn’t normal

jaschen,

Veiled? Must be nice.Haha

I remembered going to a friend’s house and the dad put his hand at my chest and looked at me dead in the eye and asked. “Are you Vietnamese?”

“No sir, I’m Taiwanese”.

“Oh ok, you’re ok to come in. I did some R&R there and you people are all right”

That situation would have been way worse if I was from Vietnam.

I lived in Bohemia which is next to Patchogue. It’s a terrible place to live if you’re a minority.

Dreadnaught, in I Will Be The Judge Of That

Which is better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

ExLisper,

As Sci-Fi? Clearly Star Trek. It’s actual Sci-Fi when Star Wars is just fantasy in space. As franchises both have better and worse movies/shows and can’t be compared objectively.

conditional_soup, (edited ) in This is too relatable

I already posted, but this post bothered me so much that I wanted to say my peace. You can tell that OP and everyone resonating with them is from Canada or the US a country with car dependency. How? Because our urban environments are uniquely awful, since they’re built for cars, not people. The suburbs are far from anywhere you’d like to go, and even if you had the gumption to walk or bike a mile or more each way, the infrastructure to do so is flat out dangerous or hostile in a lot of cases. The suburbs keep a low population density, and there’s no real cause to meet anybody else ever since they have no third spaces, so unless you hit the neighbor jackpot, the suburbs are a super lonely experience. Big box stores, chain pharmacies, and chain restaurants being the dominant businesses in your area is also a car-centroc urbanism thing, since if you have to get in your car to go shopping, you’re just going to go where you’ll only have to make one stop or where you won’t have to leave the car. It’s even in the meme: parents too busy to teach [them] how to drive, which matters because the city is fucking inaccessible otherwise.

I live in a city of 90,000 in California and, while California is generally head and shoulders above the rest of the US in bike infrastructure, it’s still goddamn hostile to try and get across town on a bike or on foot, and that’s assuming the weather isn’t miserable. I’ve had five exchange students from different countries (Japan, HK, Russia, Netherlands, etc) and they all found the suburbs / US urban design to be isolating. All of them were used to just being able to bike/tram/bus/train across the city and even between cities completely on their own and it was no big deal at all. It’s easily the hardest thing for them to cope with.

It’s not this way in the rest of the world, and it hasn’t even been this way forever. It got this way due to decades of deliberate policy choices, and it can be changed. Your local city and county government has a shocking amount of power over this kind of stuff, and those are levels of government that, unless you live in a big metropolis, are actually accessible to laypeople. Start organizing, get your friends together, make some noise, let them know what you want; local politics can actually be pretty responsive to this stuff.

Edit: in case you want more information, there’s several really good channels about this stuff, but I’d recommend NotJustBikes and AlanFisher on YouTube for a start.

Edit 2: OP is not, in fact, from the US or Canada. Took a gamble and lost.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Bruh. I’m Irish.

conditional_soup,

Crap, took a calculated risk on that one, sorry. I know England is getting rough with car dependency, but I wasn’t expecting Ireland to be that way. Derry Girls lied to me.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar
  1. Derry girls is set in northern Ireland so the infrastructure is different.
  2. It’s set more than 30 years in the past and 20 years before I was a teenager.
  3. They lived in a city not a small suburban town like me.
conditional_soup, (edited )

Another swing and a miss on my part. I was trying to make a joke at my expense by being an American who got his knowledge from TV shows. Anyway, that’s not an apology. I’m sorry for making that assumption.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Australia is, to my understanding, not as bad as America, but roughly on par with Canada. I believe NZ might also be very car-dependent. It’s definitely not just those two countries

Anyway, shoutouts to !fuckcars and !notjustbikes.

afraid_of_zombies,

Could be worse you could have a abusive fuck religious parents who have the time to make sure you a prisoner.

shneancy, in Fuck them right in the...?

not a single gay or young person on whatever team decided the name lmao

or maybe there were some, giggling in the background

undeffeined,

We had a project once called Asset Analytics which the steering team decided to shorten to AssAnal. It lasted a couple of months until it was changed to metrics

sfxrlz,

I can barely imagine how funny that must have been

Jubei_K_08,

I bet a certain Analyst/Therapist was involved in that.

Toes, in Stop helping!

Do the ducks live after such an experience?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

After being ungothed?

chemical_cutthroat,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Would you want to live?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe not. On the other hand, do I want to live like Robert Smith?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/415456bd-5a90-4cbf-996d-2b60dd325492.png

NielsBohron,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

“It’s not a phase, mom!”

Also, fuck yeah would I want to live like Robert Smith. The man is a legend.

Toes,

haha yeah

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I assume this one went on a murder spree.

dabaldeagul,
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Maybe this is what happened to the untitled goose…

Toes,

Love the username

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Mine? Thank you!

Toes,

Yeah 🦑

BilboBargains, in 🎵that's life🎵

School is not a good place for smart people.

CaptainSpaceman,

School is not a good place for people.

Ftfy

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