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Nikls94, in Fuck them right in the...?

Either it’s max defensive and evasion, or it’s the glassiest glasscannon since power-trick Shuckle.

NegativeInf,

I wonder what its typing is.

ArbitraryValue, (edited ) in This is too relatable

Hah, or you can be me. I grew up in New York City with the ability to go pretty much anywhere unsupervised and I never did - I spent all my free time either reading books or playing videogames anyway. I had almost zero interest in the real world (I think it’s pretty boring even now that I’ve been an adult for a while) but I still feel like there was something wasteful about not bothering to experience things that so many other kids would have really enjoyed.

The worst part was college. I attended a famous party school but went to zero parties, zero dates, etc. At least I managed to graduate in three years with a double major. (By the time I got to college, I did want more social interaction but I thought that I was incapable of it so I didn’t try.)

TseseJuer,

what a sad life

ArbitraryValue, (edited )

It actually hasn’t been bad overall. Those were my missed opportunities but there were also other opportunities that I didn’t miss.

(I do live in New York City again and I do still think it’s really boring here. There’s nowhere to go and nothing to do that doesn’t involve a crowd of strangers which ruins it for me. The main reason I’m here is to be close to my family but even visiting them requires a miserable two-and-a-half-hour round trip on the subway. I got to live in a small town for a while and I liked it a lot better - having a house with a big yard, being able to drive everywhere, and easy access to nature were great.)

WhimsicalSofa, in Uncanny

Why does she have a hedgehog

turbowafflz,

Why don’t you have a hedgehog?

WhimsicalSofa,

Fair point

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s a good question. And why is he such a pervert? The hedgehog, I mean.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Nevada, 'nuff said.

HerbalGamer, in Fuck them right in the...?
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

i don’t know what bussy means and at this point I’m to afraid to ask.

erev,
@erev@lemmy.world avatar

boy pussy, so just a man’s ass

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

thank you

tacosanonymous,

I’ve also heard both “back” and “butt.”

madcaesar,

Ooooohhh 🤣

HappyFrog,

And then there’s wussy, or woman bussy

Agent641, in 🎵that's life🎵

“You are running out of ‘It is what it is’, are you sure you want to continue?” [Y][N]

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

sucks to suck – would you like to continue?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in Follow your heart, they said

So Diana’s been breeding wendigos this whole time?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

For all we know…

PeriodicallyPedantic, in 🎵that's life🎵

I’ve got some bad news for you…

Agent641,

37 here. Just gotta make it through this quarter hour.

bilb, in Follow your heart, they said
@bilb@lem.monster avatar

how do i summion wengido

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Here you go

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/633b3d14-8f97-4b4e-8495-f0cf70e555b6.jpeg

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

cm0002,

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

Well that’s no way to raise a loyal nightmare army

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Idk man, I think sasquatches are probably a lot more loyal than wendigos.

hex_m_hell,

There’s already enough monsters with an insatiable appetites fed by blood and suffering who’s appetite grows the more they consume: billionaires.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Perhaps billionaires are just wendigos with a job… 🤔

Neato, in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

I did a local reddit meetup like a decade ago.

Don’t.

It wasn’t bad. It was just weird. Just a bunch of random dudes at a bar.

platypus_plumba,

What were you expecting?

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

Here’s the classic: https://feddit.uk/pictrs/image/3ca0a883-80d8-4e54-8a8f-c1c949853781.jpeg

There’s loads of photos if you search images for “reddit meetup”. A sea of autistic, social outcasts with BO. It’s kinda sweet 🥲

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lots of tiddies, I like that 🤤.

KnightontheSun,

Boobs and moobs!

SendMePhotos,

Love me a good tit Pic.

Laticauda,

I mean, they look like they’re having fun. Idk what about this image reads as them being social outcasts, or autistic, or having BO. Is it because a bunch of them are heavy set? Is that the only reason?

LinkOpensChest_wav,

The only really odd thing to me is the fact that it’s in front of a storage unit. Otherwise, it just looks like a random party.

kautau,

There are more people in this photo than pixels

Tristaniopsis,

You mean lbs of people?

RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

They had to blur the everything

jaybone,

Was the meetup at a storage facility?

Rai,

Peak internet meetup for me was /b/, shockingly. A Scientology protest. Went with my partner-at-the-time, wearing V masks. Met a lot of genuinely fun, regular people.

There were like 50+ people who showed up. It was wild!

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

I went to one in 2012 because I just moved and didn’t know anyone. yea i didn’t go to a second

mcqtom, in I Will Be The Judge Of That

cake or pie?

ExLisper,

It’s a matter of taste.

flambonkscious,

I dunno man, you’re not being very judgey - mostly just explaining how things can be harmonious if the requester gets over it…

I want my money back!

ExLisper,

Sorry, all judgements are final. No returns or appeals.

flambonkscious,

“I deMAND to see the manager”

uis, in Now I'm imagining a Jewish goose.
@uis@lemmy.world avatar
ptrknvk,

Что происходит?

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Учу забугорцев мемам

nudnyekscentryk, (edited ) in Imaging singing Happy Birthday to her
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

you in Chinese is not pronounced like “you” in English. totally different vowel sound

SpaceNoodle,

So how’s it pronounced?

hddsx,

Kind of like yo

SpaceNoodle,

So their name is Yo-yo?

hddsx,

Not in the implied intonation. Chinese is a language where tone matters. So something like “hey” and “heyyyyyyyy” would be different words.

SpaceNoodle,

So how’s it pronounced?

hddsx,

Pronunciation includes tone. I suppose you could say that that’s the basis for the sound

SpaceNoodle,

So how’s it pronounced?

hddsx,

No, pronunciation in Chinese includes intonation

lugal,

This is true in all Chinese languages when spoken normally but Mandarin (unlike Cantonese) ignores tone in singing. Pretty sure the name is Mandarin

hddsx,

When people say Chinese, it’s almost implied to be Mandarin. You are correct in both singing and that I was referring to mandarin. Technically mandarin and canto are both dialects of Chinese. Mandarin is just the official dialect

lugal,

And since the post was about singing, your whole argument is flawed. Checkmate atheist

random_character_a,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

“You”, but in Chinese.

lugal,

Thanks for clarification!

nudnyekscentryk,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

kind of like gangsta “yo”

SpaceNoodle,

Word

kameecoding, in He was like a brother to me...

This fucker is on the side of global warming, get him

Klear,

You were supposed to destroy the warm, not join it!

Delphia, in Time for a checkup!!!!

No need, Ive got an arsehole like a cigar cutter.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Oh good I can’t get this cigar ready

Delphia,

You know. I might be bragging, I might be exaggerating but if you’re willing to smoke it I’d be willing to give it a try.

qarbone,

Well? Let’s get that arse out here. Do you have a PO Box or something?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know how that’s gonna help you when the kegels come falling out

alquicksilver, in He was like a brother to me...
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but you’ll have to catch it first, right?

Rolive,

My fridge is already running.

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