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vonxylofon, in It makes you wonder...

Did they f*cking stutter?

MightyGalhupo, in Uranus is so big!!

I hope I can always be immature enough to laugh at this. Life sucks, enjoy the little things. Or in this case the very big space you can fit things into.

MonkeMischief, in I got a dig bick.

I’m so happy seeing this Tom meme format again lmao

FangedWyvern42, in A genre of Country Music...
@FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

The rocket was meant to crash, so I don’t think he’s that upset about it.

Diplomjodler,

I really wish people would stop going on about that. There are plenty of things you can legitimately criticize Musk for. The Starship program is not one of those.

Zetta,

Yea it’s really infuriating. I am a huge space fan in general, and when I see people making negative comments about starship blowing up it just frames them as unintelligent or unaware of how effective spacexs engineering processes are.

Build, fail, repeat. All of those steps are on purpose.

ElBarto, in It makes you wonder...
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t see the problem, aren’t you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

hglman,

You still need to pack out that trash of a human you killed.

Kiwi_fella, in A genre of Country Music...

Sounds like a Finnish song.

GFGJewbacca, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?

I’m a simple man. I see Dark Crystal, I upvote

Peppycito, in Pls help
CitizenKong, in A genre of Country Music...

He also looks like a middle-aged woman after her menopause.

conc,

Expand on this

pseudonym,

Elon already did the expanding

sagrotan, in hmm rock
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t be sorry for these intrusive thoughts. It’s from our ancestors, when they could only survive through killing their offspring. It’s an old part of your brain that plays devil’s advocate. Use it, redirect it, of course, be aware, especially when you’re a sleepwalker.

milicent_bystandr, in It makes you wonder...

You’re missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C’mon, guys, you’re smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.

hungryphrog, in I got a dig bick.

One of my rather weird fears is that someday (when I will finally stop being single), I will sext with my partner and then accidentally send a nude to the wrong number.

Johanno,

Just send him nudes when you’re single

Draegur, in hmm rock

our brains run simulations of awful situations all the time as a diagnostic self-test system. The fact that we recoil in revulsion from destructive intrusive thoughts is a sign that we are still at least nominally sane. Those who yearn for peace prepare for war. Likewise, those who care for their loved ones prepare to face terrible events that might befall them.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

“why yes indeed brain, it would fucking suck if i jumped off this cliff, thank you for verifying that even if i had no plans of doing so anyways…”

nik9000,

That’s why I hate Ferris wheels. Every time.

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Now imagine riding one with your wife and TWO CHILDREN.

NEVER. FUCKING. AGAIN.

(Disclaimer: nothing happened, but the fucking horror and constant stress. That’s the kind of shit I have no problem doing by myself or with my wife only.)

fosho,

I’m the guy who thinks it would be great… for 3 seconds anyway.

maniclucky,

That rather depends on the height I would think.

pixeltree,

It would be great for a few seconds and then it wouldn’t matter anymore. Win win

fne8w2ah, in A genre of Country Music...

Boo hoo dumb cunt Elmo!

TheLurker, (edited ) in A genre of Country Music...

Poor Elon trying to tech-bro his way into social dominance by buying a social media platform.

And to think that only ~6 years ago people saw him as a progressive visionary.

There is the lesson people. Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.

HerrLewakaas,

I think he feels miserable. No happy person behaves this way

CryptidBestiary,

I think that lesson definitely applies to us average folks. But the bigger lesson here is to not trust billionaires. You would have to be a special kind of asshole to reach the status of a billionaire

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