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Tangent5280, in Glad it's almost over

whats with the book writing thing? First I’m hearing about it.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

New Novel November

(November is National Novel Writing month in which you’re encouraged to write a 50k+ word novel)

pruwybn,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

!nanowrimo

(Sadly not very active of a community yet)

BellaDonna,

API error trying to access that community

pruwybn,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

If your instance hasn’t “seen” it yet, you might need to find it in the search tool for it to show up.

wheeldawg,

That acronym sounds familiar, but I haven’t heard it in years. Totally forgot it existed.

wieson,

In which nation?

cantstopthesignal,

I would like to know who in the fuck thinks they can write a novel in only a month.

Vaginal_blood_fart,

Branden Sanderson

TheActualDevil,

He also does a friendly competition thing with his fans in his subreddit every year in November. He posts how many words he writes in a week and encourages others to post their word-count to see if anyone can keep up with his output.

Vaginal_blood_fart,

Dudes a machine

captainlezbian,

Brandon Sanderson

Patches,

Branderson

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Just finished his 4 secret project books. Also just finished the first Mistborn trilogy with my son and started in on the Wax and Wayne series with him (I’ve already read them). I freaking love me some Brandon Sanderson.

captainlezbian,

Nice. Yeah his prose is meh, but the world building, character writing, and volume are amazing. I’m in the middle of stormlight right now and loving it.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Stormlight is my absolute favorite series. Yeah, Sanderson doesn’t write as flowery as some authors, but that’s not what I’m looking for. I love how he puts together a whole world with a new magic system, history, religions, political climate, etc. Then is like, alright so that’s what the world was like hundreds of years ago, now let’s see what happens when they get guns and spaceships!

toomanypancakes,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

If you can make time for 1,700 words a day starting on the 1st then by the end of the month you’ve exceeded 50k

Making time and having energy for 1,700 words a day on top of daily life activities and working a job is the trick.

Kusimulkku,

1700 words shouldn’t take that long. Are you allowed to write on the computer?

toomanypancakes,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

I assume so, I don’t see why not

Kusimulkku,

That’s gonna be piss easy!

Viking_Hippie,

Of course. The trick is that you have to come up with which words to use in what order yourself.

Kusimulkku,

Well the challenge is about word count, not about making a coherent novel.

I’m gonna cheese this challenge so hard.

Viking_Hippie,

If you want to go through a lot of trouble to make something long that doesn’t make sense, Dadaist theater is easier and more fun… 🤷

Kusimulkku,

I want to win that achievement

Viking_Hippie,

Steam and/or console gamer, I see…

9point6,

Hmmm, but are we speedrunning to 50k or are we going for the word record in the amount of time given?

As obviously we would need different cheesing strategies

Patches,

If college taught me anything, it’s that I can write thousands of words per night. Typically fastest in the wee hours of the morning.

None of these words are good, mind you, but they are in fact words.

Sheltac,

Oh yeah. Some of my worst work is on those mega-inspired days where I sit for 10h and crank out 10000 words.

To this day I don’t know why I do that if I end up throwing most of it away.

Maybe it’s good to get bad plot out of the system.

rwhitisissle,

November is National Novel Writing month and December is National Edit the Terrible Novel You Just Wrote month.

Sheltac,

December

Haha, more like the entire next year.

cantstopthesignal,

For me, a good day is about 1000 words. I really run out of juice after that and just type bland shit. That’s about 3 months for a decent draft.

Sheltac,

Oh it depends massively for me. One of my best (IMHO) short stories is 8k and was written over 10-12h in a day.

But that has to be a pretty special day.

On bad days I usually go into the negatives 😂

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve done it. You’re not supposed to come up with a finished product in 30 days (although some people do). Mine was a first draft of roughly 55k words.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m reading a short book by Patrick Rothfuss (The Narrow Road Between Desires). This dude is such a notoriously slow writer that it drives me crazy. He had the audacity to do an author’s introduction where he said this was an existing story of his, but he added 15k words to it. I’m like… what is that, a couple weeks? Write faster, you bastard!

TheActualDevil,

And it’s not like this kind of attitude online has in any way made him self-conscious and led to us most likely never getting the conclusion to his series.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I love the idea of Rothfuss planning all day, coming up with the perfect next chapter in his life’s work, knowing just how to wrap up the intricate threads he’s woven. Then he boots up his laptop, slowly stretches and cracks his fingers. Just before he opens up his word processor to record his beautifully crafted prose, he decides to check out Lemmy for a few minutes. Then he comes across a random comment of mine saying how his fans are frustrated at his pace of writing, and just goes:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9aa890a9-bcef-4050-8914-83fd81f43288.png

TheActualDevil, (edited )

“I absolutely care about finishing the book… I feel bad about [not giving people what they want] all the time. It’s one of the things that’s fucking me up, I’m in a lot of therapy right now… I went from fiddling around with a book that I just liked to work on and I knew would never be published… then it’s like 'hey a million people are disappointed in you because they want this book. It’s not a great feeling. … If I didn’t care about the book, you’d have it by now… I owe everyone who loved the book something beautiful”

https://www.reddit.com/r/KingkillerChronicle/comments/k52gcz/pat_on_how_much_he_cares_about_finishing_book_3/

Literally, the pressure makes it harder for him to make the book he thinks the fans deserve.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exactly dude. He’s sold 10,000,000+ books and the pressure is clearly too much for him. And while we can’t unsell those books for him, the best we can do is spread the word far and wide that Patrick Rothfuss writes like old people fuck. If we each do our best to discourage new fans from jumping on the hype train, we just might have a shot at getting the 3rd Kingkiller Chronicles book before we die.

akincisor,

Isaac Asimov. The guy was a fucking robot.

flambonkscious,

Yeah, well, when you develop characters as much as he did, it’s manageable, I guess.

He did some good world building, though - don’t get me wrong, I feasted on the Hari/robot series several times over!

captainlezbian,

Then there was L. Ron Hubbard. Nobody spewed words like L Ron. Nobody wrote pulp like L Ron. Motherfucker could churn out a book in a day

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

as someone who had to do this stuff as a haze in college its doable but its hell without amphetamines

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Nobody said it had to be a good novel.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I bet it was Stephen King’s idea.

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Fuck that.

funkless_eck,

its called NaNoWriMo

wieson,

Nah, not writing month

luthis,

I’m so dam good at that challenge.

originalfrozenbanana, in Is that being too kind?

At least Zorg had a plan

peepo, in David's big break.
@peepo@lemmy.world avatar

The audition must have been wild.

sundrei,
@sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

“What role did you get? How did you get it?”

c0mbatbag3l, in This is chaotic neutral?
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Your expectations of people understanding falconry in general and the gear that falconers use is far higher than I’d give the average person credit for tbh.

NewAgeOldPerson,
TheRealLinga,

XKCD Dunning-Keuger effect? Sweet!

Sotuanduso,

Hold your arm out like you’re summoning the bird.

Gork, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Are they casting Sauron’s rings in that thing? Jeebus.

Amir, in mHz is superior
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

I have no idea if this is meterhertz or millihertz

TeckFire, (edited )

nHz is Nanohertz 1/1,000,000,000 Hz (Billionth)

µHz is Microhertz 1/1,000,000 Hz (Millionth)

mHZ is Millihertz 1/1,000 Hz (Thousandth)

Hz is Hertz 1 Hz (Base Unit, one per second)

kHz is Kilohertz 1,000 Hz (Thousand)

MHz is Megahertz 1,000,000 Hz (Million)

GHz is Gigahertz 1,000,000,000 Hz (Billion)

THz is Terahertz 1,000,000,000,000 Hz (Trillion)

I suppose there are probably more that I’m not aware of, but I hope this clears it up.

kuberoot,

Pretty sure kilo is lowercase, actually.

TeckFire,

Son of a bitch, you’re right lmao

psud,

Big K is Kelvins for temperature

TeckFire,

Kelvinhertz

psud,

Sufficient Kelvins do hurt, I guess

frunch,

Can Hertz be imperial or are they strictly metric?

psud, (edited )

RPM (revolutions per minute) is an old rotational measure

But the second is the same in both systems so I wouldn’t be surprised if America called revs per second “Hertz”

Phil_in_here,

I think there’s something like 43/500ths of a Bigole Hertz to a regular Hertz; but that’s if you’re using English Bigoles. I think it’s 43.9/500ths for a US Bigole.

FiniteLooper,

I usually just rent from Enterprise. They pick you up!

lolcatnip, (edited )

I’m American and I’ve never seen any other unit used for frequency unless you count adjectives like “daily”.

Amir,
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

No, that absolutely does not resolve the confusion between meter (m) and milli (m)

unlucky,

By convention, compound SI units (e.g. N•m) are separated by a space or multiplication dot and are not just smashed together. The lack of such a separator in the above example implies the “milli” prefix.

psud,

Standing alone ‘m’ is metre.

With a decimal modifier ahead of it, ‘m’ is metre

Immediately before a symbol it is milli (one thousandth)

mm - the first m is before the metre symbol, it is the milli multiplier, the second m is after a multiplier, so it is the symbol for metre

mHz - the m is before the symbol Hz (for Hertz) so it is the milli multiplier

km - the m is after the K (kilo, thousand times) multiplier, so it is metre

You probably spell metre ‘meter’, but a meter is a whole different word in English

TeckFire, (edited )

I feel like a dumbass

I totally read your comment as “Megahertz or Millihertz”

Now I realize it should just be Meters•Herts or m•Hz

suzune, (edited )

No one uses millihertz and neither meterhertz. If you want to do it correctly the first one would be acceptable for milli as scale. The second one would need to be written as m • Hz.

rockerface,

yes

random_character_a, in Get to work, crackheads
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

In Finland we steal dynamite from construction sites and do some sudden nightly dismantling. No crackheads needed.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What about vodka, is that needed?

Viking_Hippie,

Not always needed but always appreciated.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

It does amaze me how many people I’ve met who have a vicious hatred towards speed cameras. Especially interesting e: in a country where people have so much respect for the police.

teamevil,

We don’t like the idea a private company is enforcing laws not for safety but for profit. Especially when things like shortening of yellow light time and cameras that don’t properly report speed. It’s horseshit.

Kusimulkku,

A private company?

teamevil,

It’s not the local government putting them up, it’s a private company who is in charge and keeps at least half the revenue. Plus when their location is known and they get less effective the same company will try other things like altering yellow light time length to keep profits up.

Kusimulkku,

Do you have a link explaining this? I searched for “poliisi valvontakamera” and “poliisi nopeuskamera asennus” and didn’t find stuff about who puts them up and whatnot or about the income sharing. I have read articles about how they’re a nice source of income for the state but no mention of the companies involved.

TheFriar,

They’re talking about in the US.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

It seems everyone who replied to me was talking about the US haha, while I was talking about Finland

MNByChoice, (edited )

In the USA, many or most speed cameras are owned and operated not by the local police or city, but by a private company that keeps some percent of the fines they give out.

They are contracted by the city, country, or other authority. They are not randomly placed or operated without permission.

Kusimulkku,

I was talking about Finns in Finland complaining about speed cameras.

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah. Even in the US many municipalities outsource almost the entire ticketing process to the company selling the cameras, and the company collects a (usually outsized) percentage of the fees. So the company has the incentive to use whatever shady tactics to increase ticketing infraction events. This could be by changing the camera angle slightly to falsely get plates from yellow throughers or sometimes they change light timing itself to increase ticketing events…

Kusimulkku,

I was talking about Finns in Finland complaining about speed cameras.

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would just assumed because they are using the same Swedish company (Sensys Gatso) that does profit sharing agreements with municipalities in the US, that the agreement is the same.

I can’t seem to find the finnish contract award details, so I can’t confirm that they are. I am thinking now, that their might be a chance that they aren’t, given how extreme finnish traffic violation costs can be (% of salary).

LinkOpensChest_wav,

% of salary

If you’re going to issue fines for speeding, this is the most just way to do it though.

We’ll never do that in the US because we hate the poor.

mob,

The minimum cost of a speeding ticket in Finland is €125 which is closer to an average American speeding ticket, not the minimum.

LinkOpensChest_wav, (edited )

So what’s the point? How does this not make it more equitable to adjust it by income from there? That’s still extremely more equitable than our wildly unjust system that’s only designed to punish the poor.

Edit: Also, that’s totally wrong. If I convert euros to USD, then that’s ~$135, which is way less than an average speeding ticket in the US. Last one I had was more than $200, and that was in 2010. You’re wrong.

mob, (edited )

Weirdly confrontational?

auto.howstuffworks.com/…/cost-of-speeding-ticket.…

Average ticket is 150 in America, which is pretty close to 135.

So a speeding ticket in Finland likely wouldn’t benefit poor people, but it would hurt rich people more.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’m in the lower income bracket, and I haven’t had one that low since the 90s. That figure must be skewed by places like Nowhereville where the police are so corrupt that they issue $10 tickets to family members or something, because $150 is not a realistic figure for most people. I bet if we looked into that, we’d find some really creative methodology.

$150? Ain’t no way…

mob, (edited )

Or you are admittedly a repeat offender, which would likely also increase your fines in Finland.

Heres NY, which I can imagine we agree isnt Nowhereville.

trafficsafety.ny.gov/penalties-speeding

Minimum fine for up to 10mph over is 45$. 90$ for 10-30mph over. 30+mph over is a minimum of 180$

Kusimulkku,

It’s only % of salary (day fines) for more severe offenses, in this case for really speeding. Normal speeding tickets are just a set sum.

Here’s a pic showing the amounts. It has the speed limit, how much over the limit you were and how much you end up paying as a fine. Bottom one is “regardless of the limit” and “over 20 km/h”, so whenever you go over by over 20 km/h, you pay “day fines”.

speeding ticket prices

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I agree it would be more just if it were all based on income, but even this:

It’s only % of salary (day fines) for more severe offenses, in this case for really speeding

…is far more just than here in the US where income is never considered.

So my statement is still accurate. I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make here. Perhaps you can explain?

Kusimulkku,

Friend, I’m just trying to be helpful and note that it’s not all speeding tickets.

What’s up with people online thinking everything is an argument lol

LinkOpensChest_wav,

The real problem is that people want to argue technicalities that deflect from the main point. For people who aren’t paying attention, they might come across this and think, “Oh, well I guess the US system isn’t so unjust after all.”

The Finnish system is probably inequitable, too! But it’s objectively not as inequitable as the US system, at least not where traffic fines are concerned. There’s nuance.

Kusimulkku,

I was just noting that it’s not all (or most) traffic fines, since it’s a common misconception. That is all.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

It seems like a fairly risky assumption to make just from you having it work like that in the US.

As a side note, that % thing (day fines) don’t cover all speeding tickets, since they’re considered so minor. It’s the bigger offenses (of speed limits and in general) that are covered. So it actually covers other stuff too, not just speeding.

Here’s a pic showing the amounts. It has the speed limit, how much over the limit you were and how much you end up paying as a fine. Bottom one is “regardless of the limit” and “over 20 km/h”, so whenever you go over by over 20 km/h, you pay “day fines”.

speeding ticket prices

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Capitalism caused a problem?

Kusimulkku,

I don’t think we have that problem in Finland and we are a capitalist country.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

You can at least pretend you are.

Kusimulkku,

What do you mean?

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Us Nords are socialist enough to keep a tight leash on capitalism. Less and less of course, but capitalism doesn’t define us, the way it defines basically the rest of the world.

Kusimulkku,

But we are all capitalist countries still, that’s what I mean.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Capitalism wreaks a different amount of havoc on societies depending on any number of variables, mostly those which have to do with controlling capitalism.

Kusimulkku,

Yes that’s what I was saying

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think you were. But I can’t be bothered going back to check because I’m too drunk right now.

Kusimulkku,

Maybe read the whole chain while you’re sober

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JYJhWIwGUw

Kalkaline,

Dey took 'r jobs

hemko,

Wait we have respect for the police in Finland?

Kusimulkku,

Are you genuinely asking? Because we absolutely have respect for the police, it’s literally the most highly respected job.

www.is.fi/suomi100/art-2000005208545.html

hemko,

Oh wow, that’s quite a surprise to me. Doesn’t really reflect to what I learned growing up and in adulthood

_Sprite, (edited ) in Don't even think about it
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar
OttoVonNoob, (edited ) in IT support work be like

Fun story, I worked IT for an American Telecom company. One day I recieved a phone call from a guy who was setting up his router. We were maybe five minutes into troubleshooting. He asks if he can eat his dinner while we troubleshoot and I say “no worries”. Within thirty seconds, I hear a bang and panicd screaming. He informs me he dumped soy sauce and rice all over his router and work space. I sent a field tech to replace the router and set it up.

Edit: This comic is the norm not the unusual…

SocialMediaRefugee,

I hope they installed the waterproof version

Twelve20two,

Were you talking to Frank Reynolds?

Xanis, in IT support work be like

I actually want to get into IT. I like tech, don’t mind dumb situations, and enjoy helping people, and doubly so if it’s sarcastically helping people. Fucking shame every company wants like fourteen degrees and your first born for a level 1.

Trainguyrom,

So I’m going to go against the grain here and say to get some college under your belt. A 2 year degree and a cert or two (which can even be part of your degree program, or sometimes will allow you to skip some classes saving you time and money) will easily get you into a helpdesk job, and from there you can go into whatever specialization ends up tickling your fancy.

I’ll also say, helping someone with their nth password reset doesn’t have to suck. Sometimes there’s a root cause that you can help with which makes you far more helpful than the tech who just helps them reset it 10 more times. One of my proudest achievements in a previous role was successfully teaching all of our users who’d email us a scan of a printout of a screenshot of an error message how to send us the screenshot directly, and we went from 1 ticket like that per week to none for my final 6 months. All it takes is some compassion and meeting the users where they are without judgment for the common goal of getting both of our jobs done a little easier.

Xanis,

Unfortunately I’m already dealing with student loans and two degrees under my belt. So certifications and a shotgun approach to applications might be my least stressful path. I’ve always been tech support for friends and family, have built several computers, and good lord the micro Chernobyl event that was a PC I left with my parents and younger sister when I went away for several months. “Oh that? It just stopped working one day.” Did you know that back on I think Win7 you can bypass some start up errors by mashing the backspace key like you’re a triple expresso’d up Sonic? Cause that was the only way it’d even let me scoot into the actual boot process once I did what I could in safe mode.

Anyway, I digress.

Trainguyrom,

Ah so a very different point in your career than most of us seem to have thought. Probably your best bet is to get an easy cert that shows basic PC knowledge and/or start throwing applications out in all directions. If you can get 6-12 months on your resume at a slog of a callcenter or other shitty entry level support role that should be enough to kickstart you into an IT career if that’s the direction you want to go. Get onto a corporate helpdesk and use that time to figure out what you need to learn and go from there.

lightnsfw,

I’m a hiring manager for a tier 1 help desk and soft skills and being able to deal with users who are bad with technology are way more important than any certification at that level. I can teach someone to do the technical stuff if they have a good attitude. If they have a shitty attitude and get frustrated on every call where the user has trouble following instructions there’s not much I can do for them. Don’t let your lack of certs/degree stop you from applying. You may end up someplace that’s desperate to get asses in seats (usually for good reason) for a bit but once you get some experience on your resume you’ll have an easier time finding someplace better.

Thermal_shocked,

I have zero issues helping people, I love it. What I won’t do it help people with the same issue over and over because they won’t pay attention and refuse to learn. Nothing pisses me off faster than repeating myself over and over and having to keep resetting your password and setup your VPN because you keep going into the settings and fucking with it instead of just connecting like we did when I taught you how.

Currently dealing with a guy with 2 Mac’s, a mini and pro and everyday one of them isn’t working because he keeps going to the VPN and changing shit rather than clicking “connect” from the task menu. Jesus fuck it’s annoying.

garbagebagel,

Others have said here but for a help desk job it’s definitely more based on customer service ability. I came in from an admin job with a very long time in customer service prior to that but no other actual certs other than just being the person that people go to in the office for help and was told by my hiring manager it’s much more about ability to handle clients.

Now the next steps in my career I’m more worried about because it’s all very competitive at least where I am and everyone seems much more involved and knowledgeable of technology than I am. I know I can learn but it is pretty overwhelming.

SocialMediaRefugee,

The majority of people are genuinely thankful for your help. Sometimes they put off asking for help until they are very frustrated and you catch some of that heat but they calm down quickly. They also really like it if you have to sit down and work on their computer because it means they have an excuse to not work and have some coffee. There always seems to be that one person though that you dread helping because they are always pissy and sarcastic and blame you for everything.

afraid_of_zombies,

I have had an IT role and been a controls engineer for many years now. There is a fair amount of overlap in duties and you only need one degree for that. Basically, a lot of it is IT for machinery. I have a hell desk support team who keeps most of the basics at bay and every time they all get sick at once I remember why I love them.

tuxtey,

I like how you skipped the preludes and just call them the hell desk. I am 100% sure that isn’t a typo and I’m never going to check to see if you edit it just in case.

afraid_of_zombies,

You are correct. It wasn’t a typo. I stole it from the BOFH (bastard operator from ) Which if you are in IT you should read and laugh.

jury_rigger,

What machinery do you mean? Industrial machinery of some kind?

afraid_of_zombies,

Industrial, government, chemical, even residential if the place is big enough.

alekwithak,

Certifications certifications certifications. Get your A+ or net+, apply for shitty remote help desk jobs like support.com. They will suck and you’ll get back to back calls, but keep your ears to the ground and a few months experience should be all you need to hop to something else. A lot of places are desperate for competent techs. Degrees don’t prove anything, I’m fact it seems like kids are graduating with these technical degrees and zero actual practical knowledge.

Source: My decade long IT career off just an associates degree.

makunamatata,

I vouch for that. That’s how it is done. Good job laying down the steps; want to add that job hopping is important too early on.

  1. Get a phone help support job 1.5. Keep applying to get other better paying support job, within or outside the company
  2. Work in parallel getting trained and certified in A+ etc 2.5. Keep applying to get other better paying support job
  3. Get more certificates 3.5 Keep applying to other jobs of interest and desired pay
  4. Repeat step 3.5 until retirement.
MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

I can confirm this. I was able to get a decent job right out of highschool with my certs I got at a technical college. Really as long as you can prove that you’re a fast learner, passionate about tech, and have the skillet to back it up it’s not hard to find a job. In my experience at least, which to be fair is only 6 years

ademir,
@ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I bet find an IT job is a lot easier when you are called MasterNerd

Seasm0ke,

Absolutely correct. Every single place outside of giants like Google take equivalent work experience instead of a degree. I dont even have an AA but I have 16 years experience and 11 certifications and make low 6 figures.

MystikIncarnate,

I like you. You have the right mindset. The main motivator for working IT support is helping people. The tech usually takes a back seat to soft skills.

On top of that, you’ll figure out that, as long as you know the fundamentals of how things work, all the details are something you can google. Figure out the fundamentals and you’ll be able to work on anything. Convincing prospective employers of this skillset is a bit more difficult.

I wish you luck and I hope I have the pleasure of working with you some day.

Xanis,

I’ve been dealing with hardware and software issues since my first computer years ago. Like many of us it was either do, or take the PC out back and mourn its passing. I do lack the certifications, even if the knowledge is there. It seems I have some work in front of me.

I do appreciate the words of encouragement. Barring the rare toxic frequent ticketer, most people who have issues just don’t jive with tech well and are yet forced to use it, oh and the stubborn ones. That majority who need legitimate help are the ones I like most and even more I enjoy the challenge of finding ways to explain things to them in a way that clicks. Maybe save a support ticket in the future.

JustUseMint, in Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?

Perhaps this single mother should’ve tried just getting a better job, or just simply work a second hell why not even a third. Sounds like lazyness to me.

TheMagicalTimonini,

Single moms these days need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. What I would do if my rent was tripled, is just reduce my avocado toast intake by 30% and go on a nice vacation with all the additional money I saved up.

Kolanaki, in I swear... if any of you try to ruin this meme for me...
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Ugh… I wanna be sedated. 😮‍💨

jol,

It’s really not that hard

lobut,

There’s a pill for that.

Jerkface,

Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam…

MyDearWatson616, in Judo vs Thai Boxing

I dono this might be too interesting to be a shitpost

thann, in Task failed successfully?

He reportedly yelled “killsteal”

billwashere,

I’m going to hell for laughing so hard at this.

gac11, in State flags

I can’t decide if the subject or the hand coloring of the states bothers me more

brbposting,
DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Contiguous Michigan is personally the most upsetting to me.

drcobaltjedi,

Yeah split my state back in half you weirdo. Its supposed to be 2 peninsulas.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

It just looks so… Wrong.

Rentlar,

According to the law of US Canada Border Dominance, if a Michigander pisses into Lake Superior then it becomes part of the state.

Ontarians and Manitobans are trying hard to compete at the pissing contest.

pimento64,

Does it help to know that Michigan is also the wrong color on top of all of that? There are toes obscured by shoes on it:

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/e53e3366-f51a-43e7-a319-c2c579107286.png

DharmaCurious,
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What problem does OP have with Michigan? They’ve done MI dirty.

0ops,

That just adds to the authenticity. That there is a working mans map

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