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tacosanonymous, in Party with the sea queen

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a magikarp on her face you get sprung.

takeda, in Propagandists love this simple trick

This really annoys me, especially on Reddit r/conservative and r/conspiracy subreddits are full of images. Not even images of articles, but just images of headlines. And you have massive discussions about it

Another popular thing is a screenshot of a tweet, most often posted by a complete nobody.

MaxVoltage, (edited )
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

to be fair conversation has always been this way and newspapers have alwaya been this way

just anybody can do it now

takeda,

Sure, but with picture of a headline you need to put an extra effort (sometimes it is not easy) to find and read the actual article.

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

okay niw imagine a world without internet

7u5k3n,

I enjoy the replies… You’ll have AOC, Elon, Trump etc make some statement… And then Rando McRando will have a reply back to them.

Like bruh(ette)… no way in the world do these celebrities with massive followers read your reply… it just falls into the void that is the 99+ for notifications

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Tell that to all the people Trump blocks non stop lol.

Don’t kid yourself for people like him who love the limelight and go on to egosurf.

driving_crooner, (edited ) in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

>find the restaurant again.

>come back sober.

>food taste like shit now.

ImFresh3x,

Like looking up a mediocre band/dj you heard while rolling at a festival. Ugh. Makes you think maybe drugs just make people dumb enough to like everything.

WldFyre,

Worked for 80s metal!

andrew, in ...did everyone get this?
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

From now until then you’re invincible.

WarmSoda,

I’ve been saving an old toaster to try in the tub just for an occasion like this!

tryitout,

You could make so much money playing Russian roulette!

WarmSoda,

Now I’m starting to wonder if being in a coma for twenty years from a toaster/gun shot would still qualify as alive.

Dammit

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The 1950s sci-fi pulp author Fredric Brown wrote one of his (then) famous short-short stories about a man who came up with the serum for immortality and took it, but he had a cold at the time, and the germs also developed immortality and reproduced so much that his symptoms got worse and worse and eventually put him into a coma. After a while, his colleagues realized he’d never get out of the coma, so they just buried him.

WarmSoda,

That’s horrible. Thank you

bobs_monkey,

And this is why we have GFCIs, folks

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, (edited )
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

https://frinkiac.com/video/S11E12/epoZCGkOxBVo5vO_DzvRmtK923E=.gif

hahattpro, in hypocrite.

If a fish die of plastic, you probably eat plastic while eating fish

BirdyBoogleBop,

Don’t think there is any probably anymore. You are eating plastic no matter what.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Might as well leave the cheese singles wrapped while you eat it; you’re getting the plastic anyway.🤷🏻‍♂️

Kase,

Wait, you guys have been unwrapping them?

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Then we die of plastic

Varyk, in The logic is absolutely without flaw

I totally agree. corrolarily, I’m always thinking we should put the clouds under the rain, to use them as umbrellas, rather than over the rain because then the rain falls on us

CoolMatt,

And they should move all the deer crossing signs to different roads so the deer don’t have to cross where they’re so likely to get hit

Varyk,

Hahaha, damn right!

affiliate,

i can’t believe no one else has thought of this, especially since we know how good clouds are at holding water

Varyk,

Exactly, they’re sky sponges, we’ve mixed up where the rain and clouds go and now it’s some odd tradition to walk around in water when the clouds are right there, RIGHT there.

Write your local congressman

Show them how useful clouds can be

kemsat, in That's what she said?

I know godfather is there for the “my boy” meme, but the port actually looks like him too

waz,

It’s a reference to “last tango in paris”?

hexabs,

I’ve seen the movie. Why do you say that?

waz,

Because he uses butter as improvised lube and quite forcefully sodomises her, which is why I thought the cable port that looks like the arsehole on a dockyard cat, with an inset of Brando, was meaning, yep - buggered hard.

Agent641, in Discord rule

But its still ok to announce when you have just returned from masturbating, right?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Just please wash your hands first.

filcuk,

Not before a nice wet high five!

Kedly,

If we high five before I wash my hands, does that make our hands eskimo brothers? (I really am speedrunning how many times I can get comments removed for uh, bigotted?, language)

Sabre363, in Useful tip for declutering your mind.

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DragonTypeWyvern,

Same, it’s all your fault.

Hiro8811,

Exactly what the fuck man?woman?..whatever

Kolanaki, in idk how to title this
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I don’t think any of those girls have the lack of self respect that would lead them to sleeping with Andrew Tate.

JackRiddle,

They can fix him tho…

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

If “fix him” means tearing out his scrotum then I’m all for it!

colourlesspony, in Me IRL

yes

tacosanonymous, in Electro posting

Ben Franklin would look a little bit more jealous.

DragonTypeWyvern,

“Why didn’t I think of that!”

NegativeInf,

You really think a key is the only thing he tied to that string?

CheeseNoodle, (edited ) in IT support work be like

In defense of ‘the computer forgot my password’ guy I’m sure we’ve all experienced the following sequence.

  • Incorrect password
  • Go to change password
  • New password cannot be the same as the old password
MycelialMass,

Truly maddening

dgbbad, (edited )

**

  • Go to change password
  • They also don’t know the password of the email address the reset email is sent to

*idk how to format

jasondj,

This struggle is real. Except I forget which email address I used because I use a lot of aliases.

Normally my password manager would handle it but sometimes there’s re-branding and a new domain and the password manager can’t figure it out.

Throwaway4669332255,

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    kattenluik,

    I’m sorry to tell you this so hastily but everyone else is a bot, it is just you and everything you’ve experienced is completely unique to you.

    AdrianTheFrog,
    @AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    I would interpret ‘the computer forgot my password’ as someone accidentally getting logged out of their password manager

    MsPenguinette, in Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?

    One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip

    rockSlayer,

    Goodness, I can’t imagine only ONE vacation per year! Buy a single family home and rent it at twice the cost of the mortgage to make ends meet. It’s hard work not doing anything all year!

    db2, in puzzling

    It’s better that way.

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