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blazera, in Come ride me.
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After all why shouldnt I? Im forklift certified.

Maultasche,

Klaus?

altasshet,

Klaus.

steventhedev,

You clearly haven’t watched your forklift safety video. Warning: blood starts a few minutes in.

PowerGloveSoBad,

Handschlag mit Gefahr

MightyGalhupo,

I love this

writeblankspace, in Opposite of clickbait

dayum the mother must be having the best day of her life - finds long-lost daughter and now she has two children who got married on the same day!

Moof_Kenubi,

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

jaybone,

Yeah but that was supposed to be their day.

Dieterlan, in They're all dicks if you ask me

Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’ll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue

get_off_the_phone,

Crab rave anyone?

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

Omg there’s this toy my kid had (we gave it away) that we called the “Euro Crab” and it would play European Rave/EDM type music and frantically zipped side to side around your living room. My dog was traumatized.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Everybody do the Macarena


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PeriodicallyPedantic,

Carcinisation really going wild on this one

JaymesRS, in 🤢...

There’s a really good short form podcast by a couple food scientists in the USA and they covered this one saying not risky. riskyornot.co/…/548-cleaning-the-toilet-brushes-i…

casmael,

Huh don’t have time to listen to the whole thing rn but wonder what their rationale is 🤔

papabobolious,

I could see it being safe from a germ perspective but when a little nugget of shit rattles around in the machine and ends up anywhere near what you’re using to eat that’s gotta suck, safe or not.

JaymesRS, (edited )

It’s been a bit, but if I recall, it’s that the dishwasher already reliably cleans unsanitary things that are loads more biologically risky like cutting boards used for raw meat or potentially contaminated with things like Norovirus.

stoy,

I have never even once cleaned a cutting board in the dishwasher…

bdonvr,

I always do lmao, at least the non-wood ones.

stoy,

Running plastic cutting boards in the dishwasher is less weird to me, but in general it is a weird concept to me, it was just never done at home or at any place I did the dishes.

zeekaran,

There’s a reason restaurants cannot use wooden cutting boards.

Socsa,

You should, heating it for three hours is better than sanitary wipes.

stoy,

Sanity wipes?

What are people talking about here, I wash my cutting boards by hand in the kitchen sink, it has worked well for decades

JCreazy,

I always put my cutting board in the dishwasher

GBU_28,

Even if true, what if someone said they shit on their plates, throw the shit in the toilet, them dishwasher the plates.

Would you conceptually still be ok eating off that plate? Even if you knew for fact it had gone through the machine?

dependencyinjection, (edited )

Yes. I would be happy to eat off a clean plate that once had shit on it.

GBU_28,

Truly we live in a society

Wogi,

Frankly I’ve been to a golden corral before I don’t know why this is even a question

VonCesaw,

Most dish cleaners are like, bleach-based. As long as it was something that could be killed with bleach and hot HOT water/air, I really could care less

GBU_28,

So you watch me I take a shit on a plate, put it in the machine and serve you chicken tendies off that plate an hour and a half later.

That’s insane

Twelve20two,

Do you brush your teeth in the same room you make your boom boom?

GBU_28,

Toothbrush is stored in a cabinet, toilet is never flushed with the seat up. Toilet is in like, a closet/stall thing.

Twelve20two,

Well damn, seems like you’ve really got your bases covered.

VonCesaw,

Do you consume drinking water

general_kitten,

wouldn’t be the nastiest nor most unhygienic thing humans do willingly on a regular basis by a lot. it is mostly just the idea that is quite uncomfortable.

Wogi,

Buddy if I watch you shit on a plate we ain’t eating tendies together regardless of what plate you use

GBU_28,

Right! And if I put a toilet brush in the dishwasher, and you watch me do that, it’s the same fucking thing

Wogi,

Ok.

If I vomit on a plate and put it in the dishwasher, how you gonna feel about eating off it?

GBU_28,

Better than shit, vomit is not shit unless you are Cartman.

Wogi,

All I’m saying is if you ever eat off a plate in a restaurant, the chances that a child has blown chunks all over it are extremely high, and even if they haven’t it’s been in the same dishwasher as one that had been.

GBU_28,

Obviously all bets are off in a commercial environment.

Wogi,

All bets are off in your own house.

Your toothbrush had more shit on it right this second than any plate coming out of a dishwasher ever will.

Dishwashers aren’t just getting hot, they’re also covering every thing in them with a compound that is going to absolutely murder every living organism inside and then wash the remains away.

GBU_28,

I’m aware biologically the plates are clean. I’ve been referring to conceptual cleanliness since my original comment

Socsa,

Right? Because I only paid for the hour.

Socsa,

Yes, I have eaten at a restaurant before.

GBU_28,

Not what I asked. You, me, kitchen, shit plate.

Igloojoe, in Blue Fluid !!!

Cops are so fucking dumb. The cap is still on the bottle!

Kusimulkku,

Uhm ackshually the fluid transfers through osmosis. RTFM!

Rocketpoweredgorilla, in Blue Fluid !!!
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

I accidentally added blue fluid to pink fluid when I refilled my car, now every time I change lanes my car goes into a gender reveal party mode.

uservoid1, in Damn... I'll take 10 with you's
Pharmacokinetics,
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He looks like he wouldn’t even hurt a fly

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hell, I’d still do it… it’s cheap and a hole’s a hole 🤷.

uservoid1,

His mother is a bit edgy

0x4E4F,
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For $10? Hell, I’ll let her watch.

uservoid1, (edited )
0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That object in her hand is a dildo, right? RIGHT?!?

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

hit and run

Monkeyhog, in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

I’m certain this is absolutely hilarious in robot, you’re just too fleshy and inefficient to understand.

FlyingSquid,
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As a non robot and definitely a human person who is of the homo sapiens species, I can tell you that this humorous meme is quite hilarious to those of us who have soft bodies and are not made of any mechanical parts whatsoever. I suspect suspect suspect suspect you of being a robot in disguise! Everyone get them!

CryptidBestiary, in Just a lil bit
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bruhduh,
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Pyroglyph,
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PhlubbaDubba, in August 20, 1672

I feel like every time I hear about the swiss government I hear something different about what it’s structure is and how it is meant to operate.

This has lead me to conclude the swiss government is in fact a series of investment bankers all furiously accusing the others of being the feds out to tax their income.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Idk what’s so complicated about a federation that calls itself a confederacy but is actually a direct democracy that elects representives to run the government and make laws.

Altofaltception, in milk

Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa

sbv,

Mrs Claus?

Slovene,

Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.

Twinklebreeze,

The creature or something, I dunno.

kittenzrulz123,

It’s knife guy

Adi2121, (edited )

Or maybe the meat worm

kittenzrulz123,

Meat worm guy 🪱

MBM,

Christmas guy 🪱

standard_error,

Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.

DharmaCurious,
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Slovene,
DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

It’s only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there’s a story here. Is there more?

Slovene,
DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Thanks! 13 thousand for one, dang! I’ll stick with the auto blow for now I guess. Lol

NakariLexfortaine,

Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…

unreasonabro, in Wait until they get to pineapples...

I mean if a grown man doesn’t know what that term means it’s certainly not his child’s fault. like fuck.

Mango,

Honestly yeah. This is pretty much required life knowledge now. They should teach it in school!

ObviouslyNotBanana, in NASA has some explaining to do
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

National Association of Satan’s Atheists, or NASA.

Macaroni_ninja, in Truly inspirational
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

For the US users, that’s 0.79 Danny DeVitos

phorq,

According to the questionable celebrity health statistics website I found… Danny DeVito is 70kg, which is 11 stone… So it’s more like the chef lost almost 1.9 Danny DeVitos. We Americans may have weird measuring systems, but we take them seriously!

violetraven,
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Measuring in Smoots is a hill I will die on.

Macaroni_ninja,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

My apologies, I accidentally divided by Dutch cask per stadion

Czarb, in Frequently

It’s the missed quicktime events that gnaw at my soul.

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