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solidgrue, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!
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This is just shameful. You are a bad person and you should feel bad. Also, I shared this with like 10 people already.

AnonWyo,

Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

Slovene,

She’s fantastic at another job as well. 😉

tigeruppercut,

Quantity surveying?

Slovene,

No, a blowjob. Yeah, she really knows how to work that leafblower to get the sidewalks clean.

bigkahuna1986, in His true endgame

They’ve never seen a lizard-person driving a solid gold hovercraft before…

funkajunk, in "looks inside, individually packaged"
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Why not put them all in one little baggy? That’s how I buy my pills from Rick.

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

They could even be packaged more efficiently as a powder.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Package it like whey protein. In a giant 2 gallon tub with a scoop.

SayJess,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I buy antibiotics from this guy downtown, who has cut out so much waste by providing it in powder form. I now I’m not supposed to, but I take it everyday with a nasal inhaler. I’ve never felt better and have great ideas of grandeur for hours each morning!

MotoAsh, in Literally a virus

The defensive comments are hilarious. Hitting a little too close to home, pathogens? lol

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Literally Morpheus getting facepunchpilled by Agent Smith.

fl42v, in When you let boomers run social media accounts
surewhynotlem,

You should try it. It makes the eventual climax just fantastic.

SomeoneElse,

Seconded from a female pov too!

WashedOver, in Also, the doors actually open.
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m reminded of this older meme with the car

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/77f55164-e091-4fcc-9394-fa395468d3e3.jpeg

Assman, (edited )
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar
  • guy who idolizes 1 for 1 war losers and governments that fail after four years

Edit: contemporarily, also two time popular vote losers

BeautifulMind, (edited )
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Rakonat,

Just wait till we bust out the General Sherman and drive a path of destruction through their traitorous lands.

WashedOver,
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Oddly I’m learning the Trump crowd really wants to employ these tactics today with glee against all those that won’t shut up about everything they don’t like.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/ebba39dc-53a3-4c59-b158-51c6c7e80e6d.jpeg

phoneymouse, in This

Imagine going to the White House and being served a cold ass fast food cheeseburger.

groupofcrows,

This is high class to his voters.

MrJameGumb, in It's not easy
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Maultasche,

Moisturise me!

mp3,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

lmao I watched that episode last week

fossphi,

Moisturise me!

db2, in How to keep a man
ObviouslyNotBanana,
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RaoulDook, in Headphones are a crutch

This is how I feel about watching videos to learn something versus reading an article or a paper about the subject. I would almost always rather read about it than have to sit and listen to some awful youtuber blab about themself while dancing around the subject I had interest in.

JohnDClay,

Two minute papers I think does a very good job summarizing and giving understandable explanations of computer graphics type papers.

TheRealLinga,

Yeah… I mean I’ve seen some YouTube videos that really helped with whatever I needed to understand, and I’m happy to have that resource so readily at home.

That being said:

It seems these days I have to fish through an increasing amount of clickbait style videos and ads to find one that actually helps! And it takes so damn long to even know if it is going to be helpful because they spend 5 minutes with their stupid intro and then “like & subscribe” and then sponsor ad garbage. Ugh.

Sotuanduso,

Skip the first 30% of every video by hitting the 3 key when you start.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

what really??

Sotuanduso,

Each number from 0-9 jumps to that tenth of the video.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh nice so you can flip about a bit to find the perfect spot - so handy!

PopShark,

This also works on some uhhh… other video websites as well

Sotuanduso,

I’ll take your word for it. I don’t use those sites and don’t want to, even if it’s just to test hotkeys.

AI_toothbrush, in Fun

Seems fun but how is this a shitpost?

Decoy321,

We’re gonna gatekeep shit posting?

AI_toothbrush,

Yes

AI_toothbrush,

Yes

Decoy321, (edited )

Fair enough. Let’s do it.

As a mod, I decree that this post is utter shit and doesn’t violate any rules. It can stay.

Ahhh, good ol mod abuse.

Edit: I’m just being silly here, please don’t take any of this seriously.

kate,

As a mod, hi im kate

Decoy321,

Hi Kate!!!

Sharkwellington,

“Haha fat people” probably.

banneryear1868,

Generally the larger someone is the funnier it is when they are launched in the air.

SomeoneElseMod, (edited )

I thought this was c/justguysbeingdudes (or something like that) but I’m not sure it exists here. That was a great sub.

E: it does it exist! Dead but it doesn’t need to stay that way. I’ll cross post: !justguysbeingdudes

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

It’s a shit shit post?

Cowbee, in And this is why I no longer have cable.

✨️enshitification✨️

GutsBerserk,

This is the best use of this emoji, ever.

ivanafterall, in How do people understand each other?
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Pro-tip for tourists: if you speak English LOUDER AND SLOOOWEEEER, you'll bypass any language barrier.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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You need to put your foot down demand that they speak English to you and abuse them if they refuse. Most people don’t know this, but it’s hazing ritual in a lot of countries for locals to mess with tourists by speaking made up languages to them, they actually all know English, because that’s the only actual human language that exists.

Kase,

No fucking way! You’re telling me my whole interpreting major is a lie?? I’m gonna send strongly worded email to professor “Peña,” or whatever her real name is. 😡

Yearly1845,

The truth hurts.

ivanafterall, (edited )
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I mean, come on! Two letters away from penis? And what's with the squiggly line over the N--we're just drawing all over the alphabet now? Those should have been a dead giveaway: she's totally messing with you.

Kase,

✍️ noted, any more tips?

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Take of your underwear if that doesn’t work

punkwalrus,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

My wife stayed in a rural town near Shichigahama for a week. Nobody spoke English except a few students. But the citizens did speak Japanese louder and slower, showing that’s a universal trait. It actually helped, as my wife knew SOME Japanese.

Case,

The same technique works back home in the US too.

Foreign immigrant, but they’re not brown enough to shoot on sight? Louder and slower while you assess the foreign devil… Just because they’re white doesnt mean they can’t be a commie.

This was meant as a joke, but living in the south this has certainly happened recently somewhere nearby.

Kase,

Ayo nice username

tigeruppercut,

Hilariously enough, in Japan it kinda sorta works not really but ish… They have so many loan words from English that if you just say an English word in a Japanese accent it might be the right one. Like the word for print is purinto, hotel is hotelu (hoteru), and camera is kamera.

gamermanh,
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They also get taught English in school for multiple years, and English is on almost every sign in major metro areas

Travelling to Japan while only knowing a couple of phrases went perfectly fine due to most people being able to understand what I needed them to, even when my wife and I got lost and had a group of 6 or so people at a local hospital frantically trying to help us find our hotel

Waraugh,

I lived there a couple years, if all else fails there is an even higher rate of understanding written English than spoken. In the two years I was there I never felt like I was in a situation ever I needed to know how to read or speak the language(s) even though I did make an effort.

My first experience was having to get from the airport to a hotel in Tokyo to stay the night. A gentleman outside the airport helped show me how the buses worked (those drivers are crazy) and when I got to the hotel counter the gal pulled out a pen and paper since I only knew English and we wrote back and forth to each other. After that my concern over getting lost went away, everyone was really friendly and helpful in my experience.

pHr34kY, (edited )

If you learn the katakana alphabet, most signs and menus in Japan are like this. They’re just English words approximated to sounds in Japanese speech.

It’s like, 70 characters. Not huge at all.

tigeruppercut,

Yeah after years living here I’m finally trying to learn how to actually read, but I gotta say that memorizing a thousand kanji and still barely being able to read shit is pretty discouraging.

KingofHearts615,

I’ve been practicing that alphabet for over a year. I still see some of them, and my mind just blanks. It’s fun, though, slowly understanding more as time goes on.

Turun, (edited )

It’s surprisingly doable. If you have a free weekend you can learn all of them. Even one day may be enough if you are dedicated and a quick learner. Of course, repetition is a must if you don’t want to forget them again, but the initial investment is really not that big.

www.tofugu.com/japanese/learn-katakana/

This resource suggests mnemonics which are surprisingly effective. They teach hiragana first, but it’s not a hard requirement if you want to learn katakana exclusively.

@KingofHearts615

pHr34kY, (edited )

I did my first trip to Tokyo a few months ago. A week before leaving I started playing a kana learning game on my phone while I was on the train to work. I also played it during the flight over.

Two things I figured out:

  1. Just learn katakana. Even if you do learn hiragana, it just sounds out the japanase words that you don’t know anyway. Katakana seemed to be used exclusively for English pronunciation.
  2. It’s actually fun. The majority of signs and labels are bilingual and you will see English and Katakana side-by-side. Once I walked into a cafe (in Disneyland) that had no English menu. The whole thing was katakana. I figured out how to order a “ka-fe ra-te” (cafe latte) and a “ko-ka ko-ra” (Coca Cola). I was so pleased with myself.
Turun,

Is the u pronounced? I recently learned katakana and it seems like the u variant is used to just get the consonant, i.e. if you pronounce words by leaving out the u they often match more closely to the English word than if you do pronounce the u (or to (ト), because tu doesn’t exist, it’s tsu). The two examples you gave match that thesis.

emergencyfood,

The kana alphabets were (probably) borrowed from Pali, and syllables follow the structure (consonant + vowel) or (vowel). In other words, a consonant must not, grammatically, occur alone. I don’t know if Japanese still retains this as an explicit rule, but this is why you see the -u ending. It may or may not be pronounced, depending on which way flows better.

Many other languages with Pali / Sanskrit heritage have similar behaviour. However, Sanskrit itself and some modern languages have a dedicated character called a ‘viraama’, which says ‘this consonant has no following vowel’. For example, in the word ‘Padma’ (lotus), the d is followed by a virama. Other languages, like Japanese, use ‘u’ instead of a dedicated viraama. So different languages in east, southeast and south Asia might write and say it as Padma, Paduma or Padama, but all versions would be mutually intelligible.

tigeruppercut,

The u is pronounced, but it’s a shorter sound than English u. Vowels in Japanese are shorter than English ones, which makes sense for a language where vowel length matters, eg su (vinegar) is a different word than suu (to smoke).

I’m trying to think of a word that wouldn’t use u as an insert between 2 English consonants, like trip becomes torippu, but that’s probably because they wanted to avoid tsurippu, as you mentioned about tsu. One word is garasu meaning glass (the material), but they also have gurasu, meaning drinking glass.

Most words do tend to use the u between English consonants though (supo-tsu, purezento, surippa, sute-ki, etc).

Varyk, in well guess what else is yellow ?

That dad is correct. History is yellow

Gork,

Come to think of it, all of my history / social science folders were yellow.

It weird how nature do that.

Varyk,

I feel like the dad is describing exactly how I color tabbed my folders.

Maybe there was some kind of standard back in the day?

DanglingFury, (edited )

No cap, math is red as shit fam

Varyk, (edited )

Red as shit. Science is blue and English is green, too, I’m pretty certain this is how I organized my school subjects

DanglingFury,

History was yellow i think. Science def green. Purps for the social studies.

Varyk,

Oh science being green rings a bell.

Sanctus, in should i??
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Ya’ll. He has a chastity cage because of how he fucken plays DDR. Good fucken lord, look at that shit.

papalonian,

90% of the time when I’ve seen someone going ape shit in DDR they’re standing exactly like this

Sanctus, (edited )
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

It says on the arcade machine not to hold onto that rail. Page 9, sticker 7. https://www.manualslib.com/manual/1756526/Konami-Dance-Dance-Revolution.html?page=9#manual. Most people who did this received injuries, not high scores.

Edit: This is the manual, the company made. The engineers wrote the specifications. It says right there not to grab it. It doesn’t matter what people use it for. It was factually not designed to grab during play. This is a first hand example of facts not meaning shit to the human species.

Pinklink, (edited )

Uh, then wtf is its intended purpose?

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I have no idea, but its not for holding onto while playing. You’re more likely to twist your joints that way. Maybe it stops you from backing off the machine on accident?

Pinklink,

There must be a legal point where something is so obviously meant for a use that no amount of “not meant to be used for this super obvious purpose” can no longer protect a company, right?

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

If you like to dance around, while grasping something that is immovable. Go for it. You’re gonna hurt yourself like I watched tweens do all throughout the 00’s at Gameworks. The bar was not made to grab.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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My toaster oven’s manual says I have to power it down, clean out the crumb tray, and unplug it after every use or risk starting a fire. After every use. That’s literally what it says. This is what you get when you give the lawyers free rein over the technical writing. It’s insanity.

ysjet, (edited )

It’s for holding onto while playing, there’s literally stickers on the machine saying to do it. The current machines even advise it during the health/safety prompts. Current songs are charted specifically with the bar in mind. This isn’t 2001 anymore. This guy has absolutely zero fuckin idea what he’s talking about.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Okay, I just linked the fucken manuals for the machines. Sticker 7, do not hold.

Rodeo,

First time hearing about liability?

Sometimes companies will say things that they don’t even believe themselves, just to protect themselves from the law.

It’s called LI - A - BIL - I -TY

Sanctus, (edited )
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

That hardly proves the intended purpose. Either way, early 2000’s, if you held onto that during play you were weak.

KuroiKaze,

Boy you couldn’t be wronger here, pretty much every perfect attack champion plays like this because it’s an unfair advantage. We shamed these people at our arcade but it doesn’t stop them from setting the highest scores no matter how stupid it looks. Dancing stage fixes this problem well enough.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

You can say that but I grew up in Gameworks. The people who grabbed the bar were inexperienced. If you played at home with the matt in between sessions you didn’t need the bar. We used to run town on the fools tied to the machine and not free to move their feet. But all the more to ya I guess.

gears,
Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I was there, Gandalf. You were a weak ass bitch if you held onto the bars. Kids were brutal. I’ll die on this hill cause it was true and I lived it. Even if its not true anymore.

pete_the_cat,

Psh, he only got a C. Amateur.

Viniyur,

It says “not to hang or lean on during play,” not hold on to. You can hold onto it. Just don’t lean or apply significant pressure onto it.

CausticFlames,

It literally says verbatim: “please do not lean or hang on the handrail”

LEAN or HANG. Not saying the guy isn’t doing that, but it says nothing about just grabbing it? You can grab it just fine.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Dude, what do you do when you grab it? You usually follow the grab with your weight. Nobody is just holding it shyly like their first date at the movies. They’re putting their weight on it so they don’t slide off-axis to the dance pad arrows. The intended use doesn’t matter anyway, because this was a sign of a disrespectful player. If you did this while up against someone else you were a dirty player. Thats the truth. Thats why this comment on the chastity belt is funny.

CausticFlames,

And why exactly is it considered “dirty” to begin with? Because its EFFECTIVE. This is what you do to get an advantage, like someone already said.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Because it shows you don’t have the coordination to stay on the mat…

CausticFlames,

It has absolutely nothing to do with coordination in the slightest, wtf are you on about?

By offloading some of your weight even if only a little, you can move your feet faster. This is a fact for everyone even IF you’re already good at DDR as is.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Look, I pointed to the manual. You can interpret that with everyone else however you want. I was originally trying to say the post was making fun of people holding the bar, thats it.

Guntrigger,

I bet you’re a spinner at foosball as well.

Plavatos,

Found the 2018 East Regional DDR runner up.

Sanctus, (edited )
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, but it was 2004.

Rakudjo,
@Rakudjo@lemmy.world avatar

Somebody clearly hasn’t played dance games since 2004. The old bar-vs-no bar argument has since been shored up with “just play the damn game.” Regardless of original intention for the bar, it’s even highly suggested/nearly required for high-level play anymore.

I haven’t actually read machine manuals for recent releases, but does DDR Ace/SMX/Pump Phoenix still outright state not to lean on the bar?

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Since Gameworks closed down in Phoenix I haven’t been to tilt studio to check. The only DDR machine that I know of by me is in a Main Event. I’ll have to check it out. I doubt it has the warning to not lean on the bar. I stated somewhere in this chain that it doesn’t matter anymore. But back in the day it was a big deal. Which is what I interpreted this meme as meaning.

Rakudjo, (edited )
@Rakudjo@lemmy.world avatar

Back in the day - it was certainly quite the deal! I remember that even Pump Speed division at WPF would DQ players for so much as touching the bar. In retrospect, it was such an odd thing for us all to be so particular about - maybe just the newness of the game and maturity of chart design?

You may be interested to know that while bar play has become the norm, some players are still recognized for choosing no bar play at very high levels.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Very interesting! I swore I wasn’t insane and it was a big deal at one point. Thank you for the shared history! It is quite the silly thing now. But boy, I remember quitting a few times when an opponent would start the match, and then quickly reposition to grab the bar as the music started.

Ah that video was a good bridge of nostalgia and gaming interests. These machines have come a long way, and at the same time remained the same.

grandkaiser,

Yeah, well, there’s also a warning label on Q-tips to not stick em in your ear canal.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

You also shouldn’t do that. https://hms.harvard.edu/news/why-you-really-truly-should-not-put-q-tips-your-ears. Thats just proven bad. Unlike my losing battle elsewhere. Which, trust me, it was a big deal if you held on. Everyone can argue it. But all I’m seein’ is a bunch of bar grabbers.

I_Has_A_Hat,

Ah yes, warnings written to protect the .02% of users who are too fucking stupid to know not to shove them in as far as possible.

Sanctus, (edited )
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

They’re children, roughly 12.5k a year. You’re picturing adults jamming these in their ears.

I_Has_A_Hat, (edited )

Let’s say 40% of people in the US will use a q-tip at some point during the course of a year. That’s 136 million people. 12.5K injuries would be .009%.

So again, rules written for a tiny percentage of people too fucking stupid to know not to jam them in as far as they can. And yea, kids are included in that. A lot of kids are fucking stupid.

None of this means that q-tips are remotely dangerous for anyone with even a small amount of common sense.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Where are you getting these numbers from? At least source your shit. You’re just jumping on the same train as everyone else cause I look like an easy target. Here is a source for q-tip injuries. Thats a lot of children you just blatantly grouped together claiming they have no common sense. At least pull some research for your tangential attack that has nothing to do with proper DDR machine usage.

I_Has_A_Hat, (edited )

Lol, that source is not for q-tips injuries. It’s for furniture or TV’s tipping over. Did you just see the word “tip” and run with it?

hark,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

I stopped using q tips and had so much wax buildup that I could barely hear out of my ear. Was a terrible week or so before I finally got it cleared with a softener and water administered through a flared syringe. I went right back to using q tips as I had for decades before. All it takes is a bit of sweeping at the entrance of my ears for me to avoid that crazy buildup, so it’s well worth it.

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I have a gentle ear cleaning tool that is designed to use warm water to clean your inner ear, and then you clean the outer area with a q-tip. They’re great tools, just not for your inner ear. If your ears aren’t prone to infection I highly recommend a water cleaning device for your ears.

YarHarSuperstar,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

What’s wrong with his technique? Many people use the bar for balance while playing.

photonic_sorcerer,
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Deutsche Demokratische Republik

nickhammes,

What’s my favorite DDR machine? Der Trabi.

jaybone,

If you lean on the bar in Trabi, the engine falls out.

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