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Kecessa, in Well........

Aren’t you a little old for juice with a straw?

Thteven,
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Cut the top off that thing and drink it like a man.

sin_free_for_00_days,

Just flip that thing over and stab it in the butt. That’s the way true Capri-Sun OGs have been doing for decades.

Ensign_Crab,

Set it on a table and plunge the straw into the middle of the pouch like you’re performing a ritual sacrifice.

awwwyissss,

Toss the straw and bite your way into the sack like a real man

lightnsfw, in How much for cuddles?

How many stickers do I get for painting the ceiling?

SatanicNotMessianic, in Whats the goto these days
Grass, in Everything I hate in one pic

Haha I get it, it’s because everything you hate is on earth, and the moon, and whatever Saturn’s rings are made of. Genius rotflmao.

Jakdracula, in Everything I hate in one pic
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Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.

Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.

It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we’ve ever known.

mariusafa,

Carl Sagan facts.

chaotic_altruist,

Woah, you sound higher than I am!

… But honestly, cool insights, thanks

Tikiporch,

If you like that, then you should search for other Carl Sagan writing and videos. Cosmos is a good start.

mojofrododojo,

Look at that dot.

Every asshole you ever knew is there. Every corrupt politician stealing food from the needy is there. Every child molester, every rapist you ever read about. Every war criminal ever identified is right fucking there.

Honestly, all the good stuff is too, but damn… maybe we should just do the universe a favor before all those fuckwits escape and pollute the cosmos.

shawwnzy, in Learn something new every day

Man that was a couple year streak I think,a new record

Stache_, in Learn something new every day

This is sofa king wee Todd did

henfredemars,

Is there a name for processing language this way? I’ve written letters formatted in this manner as a challenge.

marzhall,

I’d roll with calling it a cacographic puzzle, maybe?

henfredemars,

Thank you! That’s a very good place to start. I’m not an expert in linguistics, but a close friend of mine loves to experiment with language in our letters. We will perform interesting transformations to grammar and spelling just to see how it feels to communicate with those rules.

brbposting,
TseseJuer,

english

victorz,

Oh you. [up voted]

dalekcaan,

I live on a pirate ship with lots and lots of apples

UniversalFlamingo, in Learn something new every day
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Damnit…

PhlubbaDubba, (edited ) in Learn something new every day

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

sharkfucker420, in Inspired by the International Court of Criminal Justice's ruling today
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It’s way better than what I expected for a preliminary tbh.

Technus, in Whats the goto these days

Every time I hear the word “unalived” I despise TikTok a little bit more.

Grass,

My dad has started talking like this and it’s genuinely disgusting

PP_BOY_,
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So I was watching 🌽 the other day and playing the sax with my girlfriend…

umbrella, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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to be fair that isnt looking so pleasurable to put your actual dick in

Worx,

Have you met a teenage boy? What does looking pleasurable have to do with where the dick goes?

PP_BOY_, in Whats the goto these days
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“Is tiktok still the go-to app”

Am I just old or does it seem way too soon to use this type of language with TikTok? Seems like it just got big within the past few years.

CosmoNova,

Got big around 5-6 years ago…

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Crazy. Even still, Twitter and Facebook dominated the 2010s for the entire decade. YT was uncontested for about 15 years. It just seems weird to ask if TikTok is done so soon into what I (regrettably) think will be just as long of a life.

Iamsqueegee, in Learn something new every day

Fuck you. Respectfully.

match, in Whats the goto these days
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lemmy and tiktok and mastodon tbh

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