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Zozano, (edited ) in How much for cuddles?

Step 1: drink water

Step 2: piss

Step 3: put seat down

Step 4: repeat 5 more times

Step 5: wait till I’m nagged

Step 6: remind her of the toilet seat

Step 7: continue ignoring child’s needs

Step 8: ignore feelings of depression and ruminate about how fucked my life is

anonymouse, in Giddy up partner, we got to get this wagon train a-movin'!

Horseboy just sounds wrong tho

rdri,

Horseman more like it.

Melt,

Half man, half horse is called centaur, so full man, full horse is called double centaur?

mojofrododojo,

I pity the poor clydesdale a Centaur Horseman rides into battle.

Hotdogman,

Mancow horse

dankm, in Learn something new every day

It’s an older meme, but it checks out.

jayrodtheoldbod, in Got this text. Seems legit, but I'm kind of suspicious.

That’s what you get for being a queen

psycho_driver, in Got this text. Seems legit, but I'm kind of suspicious.

Candygram.

FlyingSquid,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0aa3ffd3-f7e0-4f0e-86cb-5e2771672f38.png

Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!

TimewornTraveler, in How much for cuddles?

Holy fucking shit his face…

This woman is the epitome of the scorecard partner.

LemmyKnowsBest,

He looks like a man who forgot that divorce is an option.

Armaver, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Ah yes, Shai Hulud is made from bricks.

TimewornTraveler, in We do kind of suck...

that’s hilarious. I like to think that the person posting this personalized it so hard that he’s cringing at himself for being on earth

InfiniWheel, in This fish have hats e lol

Are these from that fish species that has that giant bump thing on its head?

PP_BOY_,
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hat

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Thanks

paddirn, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Something something must flow

Imgonnatrythis, in We do kind of suck...

If you don’t like it then leave.

FlyingSquid,
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Give me a chance!

pdavis, in Whats the goto these days
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For me it is Youtube, Lemmy, Verity or Mastodon. Sometimes it is Hacker News or Slashdot.

Window_Error_Noises, in Skeleton Fact #1020
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I would like to subscribe to Skeleton Facts.

AFC1886VCC, in Don't

D O

Lon3star,

DU HAST

GiddyGap,

DU HAST MICH

afraid_of_zombies, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

If they hadn’t gotten rid of computers they wouldn’t have needed spice

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