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No_Eponym, in Toilet without borders
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For when your duce is so gnarly the lingering stench could soffcate a small child, and there is a lineup outside, and you realise your only option to avoid needing to look the next person in the eye and own your shame is suicide.

YoorWeb,

Japan is a truly strange space.

Blackout, in I'm shuddering
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Yeah but I don't remove my shoes first, that's just weird.

Excrubulent, in Gilbert's gripe
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

You’re fucking the guy, he likes his name being said and it turns you off? How’d you get to that point? You don’t have a nickname? I don’t care if your name is Rumplestiltskin, if you want me to say your name I am making deep eye contact and saying it and I will mean it. I will moan it. Nothing is better than knowing what my partner wants so I can give it to them.

Normalise following orders like a good sub.

aeki,

This is such a beautiful comment.

Excrubulent,
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Awww 🥰

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck me, Bert!

Excrubulent, (edited )
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar
Amnesius, in Her pussy

Ask for an ID

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

You’re supposed to bounce her, not be a bouncer

chalupapocalypse, in Most legible scottish person

I miss scottishpeopletwitter, did that move over here?

crackajack,

The least politically loaded and agenda-pushing peopletwitter. That sub encapsulates the lightheartedness of Scottish people.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Just don’t ask them about Brexit

lilsolar,
@lilsolar@sh.itjust.works avatar

U can make one, then post the reddit posts here until the sub goes off

Oddbin, (edited ) in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

It will live in a folder with:

Spreadsheet(1).xls Spreadsheet - shortcut.lnk Spreadsheet(2) - Copy.xls New Spreadsheet - DO NOT USE.xls

blackbirdbiryani,

I have colleagues who have 20 copies of the same document with slight variations named like this in a folder. I honestly don’t understand how they function at work.

Hellstormy, (edited )
@Hellstormy@lemmy.world avatar

That’s just version control but worse!

freebee,

Could be they don’t.

EatYouWell,

Sort by last modified

pineapplelover,

Every tech noob user I see. Worse if it’s mac because 1) I cannot use it for the life of me and 2) almost every Mac user stores it in the same default downloads folder and won’t know what path it’s in unless they use the Finder tool.

droans,

I work in Finance at my company and we always save revised copies for Excel files instead of saving over.

But we also have strict rules on it. File name is always “xxxx_Workbook Template Name_MMDDYY.xlsx” or “_YYYY_MM.xlsx”, depending on how often it gets updated.

Older versions get moved to a subfolder. It helps us go back and find out what something was if there was a mistake or revert back if Excel done fucks up.

timbuck2themoon,

Could just use git…

Matriks404,

Do people in your company know that there’s something called Windows File History?

CommanderCloon,

If there’s “Windows” or “Microsoft” in its name, you’re risking your business by relying on it

Blue_Morpho,

It never works when you need it. Like “that file was too big”, that file was on a network share, that file is outside the window of how many old changes are saved. It’s like using an undelete utility. Sometimes you get lucky.

It’s better to save every change as a dated/numbered file or use a real source control system.

silver13, in Hey, the A.I said it not me.

Maybe the average professionally photographed in good lighting person…

baseless_discourse, (edited )

Also white; even though Europe and North America only have around 15% of the world population.

(I would try to find a better estimate of population of “white” people, which is not even a well-defined group, in the world; but I cannot find it.)

Siegfried, (edited )

Maybe you are actually looking for Indo-European or eurasians descendants that at least has some meaning outside of AmericaTM

Edit: expected to easily find some rough estimates but there is nothing at hand. Will dive later in academic publications

GlitterInfection, in Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios

Australia.

MBZzZzZzZz,

Mind the drop bears.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lost my cousin to a drop bear last year. Had to have a closed casket.

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

They’re called that for a reason, after all

gribodyr, in It's important to clearly define your goals
@gribodyr@lemmy.ml avatar

Literal shit post lol

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Ha my thoughts exactly. Perhaps that’s why it was deleted from Memes…

gribodyr,
@gribodyr@lemmy.ml avatar

They are too tender for this shit

SnokenKeekaGuard, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Also reminded me of ‘small boulder the size of a large boulder’

TheDoozer, in Opposite of clickbait

That headline was a rollercoaster.

awwwyissss,

No exaggeration I need nap after reading that.

Pinklink, in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

90s mascots were so random. Like why an owl with a graduation hat? He just graduated, so now he is wise, and can offer insight into lollipop licking? Was that his major?

mwproductions,

“Until the second half of the twentieth century, mortarboards were often worn by schoolteachers, and the hat remains an icon of the teaching profession.” [source]

So they weren’t saying that he just graduated, they were saying that he was learned (the tortoise even says, “he is the wisest of us all”).

AlligatorBlizzard,

And owls being symbolic of wisdom is at least as old as as the Greek gods - Athena’s symbolism included owls.

MBM,

Which is ironic because owls are pretty dumb

beizhia,
@beizhia@lemmy.world avatar

That’s how it used to be. You asked questions to people who were believed to be wise, and then their answer was what the truth was. And most of the things we “knew” were just wrong.

Not that it’s less complicated now…

jettrscga,

You’re focused on that? Why was the boy naked with only a tootsie pop, and talking to an owl?

gaiussabinus, in I'll just be over here setting a new record

Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired

niktemadur, in life hacks

Ok, somebody’s gotta say it and it’s gonna be me:

Yo dawg, we put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower.

OpenStars,
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usualsuspect191,

How’d you solve the last 25%?

Ross_audio,

I bought n books and I only have 100/2^^n problems left.

Rubanski,

Sounds like a “Achilles and the tortoise” problem

kender242, (edited )
@kender242@lemmy.world avatar

Zeno’s pair-a-books!

niktemadur, (edited )

So it’s like Bitcoin mining, then, halving each time.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Recursion.

I uh… might have forgotten the terminal condition, so feel free to report me for violating Rule 2 of this community - breaking the law! (of good sense):-P

Empricorn,

Thank you for your service. I wasn’t going to leave that un-posted, believe!

rockSlayer, in Call me an idiot, but I would die laughing even if something like this happened to me

Just a tip, if you’re ever caught in a situation like this, don’t chase after or cling to your car, and get the fuck out of the street.

Mamertine,

Ugh, in the news here a few years ago, they showed a video of a lady jumping out of her car so she wouldn’t be in it when it slid into another car. The news anchor advised people to stay inside of your car. It’s a cage. You’re safer inside that cage than lying in the road.

RegalPotoo,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Being in the car for a low speed collision wouldn’t be fun, but it’s better than being a bonus target in the middle of a game of car billiards

rockSlayer,

I feel like people forget that the conditions are like that for everyone and not just themselves, so they think it’s ok to mill around the scene while waiting for emergency services. It’s a terrible idea to do so, and it’s absolutely safer in the car. If for one reason or another you have to exit the vehicle, get far away from the scene; like at least across the ditch or far into someone’s lawn

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