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EfreetSK, in Don't
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Okay, okay, okay!!! Jeezus …

Agent641, in Opposite of clickbait

Banjo music intensifies

Viking_Hippie, in Don't

Stop believing or forget about me? Stop thinking about tomorrow? I’m going to have to insist on elaboration!

taanegl, in If I were a toenail…

Bro… :(

moon, in Opposite of clickbait

Hey step bro

Technus, in We're totally screwed

This post just gave me the most cursed idea ever.

Am x86 processor competitor but instead of implementing every single opcode it just has the common ones, and any unknown opcode it asks ChatGPT to write an equivalent C language implementation, JIT-compiles it and executes it.

grue,

Congratulations, you just reinvented basically the same thing (minus the “AI” buzzword) that Transmeta was doing a quarter-century ago.

oddsys,
Technus,

I didn’t say it was original.

c0mbatbag3l, in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
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It’s to be a lesson to someone else, or something. Idk.

random_character_a, in Everything I hate in one pic
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I’ve seen this picture many times, but this is the first time I noticed the moon.

lars,

Yeah I hate those fuckers too

lowleveldata, in Opposite of clickbait

…because the groom had been adopted

Disappointing

lars,

From the bride’s parents probs

joyjoy,

What are you doing, step brother?

lowleveldata, in We're totally screwed

It’s progress. Competition is always good.

bruhduh, in Don't
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DJDarren, in Learn something new every day
bruhduh, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
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Anything but metric

Phil_in_here,

An asteroid the size of 5000 9mm rounds weighing as much as 4000 kilos of seized cocaine

aksdb,

Finally a measurement I can relate to.

CertifiedBlackGuy,

I can’t. I need it in 7.62 NATO

SlopppyEngineer, (edited )

But metric can still be applied. Hear me out.

So a yard is roughly one meter. It means a kilo-yard is about one kilometer and a centi-yard is one centimeter. How many miles or inches that is, is a conversion problem within the imperial system.

In the same way, a quart is about one liter. Milli-quart is about one milliliters. Easy. How many gills those are is not our problem.

There is no immediate equivalent for weight, although a double-pound would be roughly one kilogram.

YoorWeb,
rockerface,

It’s almost like Imperial system units have all been borrowed from different measurement systems that should have nothing to do with each other. Tho I could get behind 12 inches in a foot, that seems nice to divide

jmcs, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

So anywhere between 30 and 60 cubic decimeters and 800kg and who knows what they still consider a baby elephant.

remotelove, (edited )
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So… Almost between tierce and a rundlet? Or is it just over a quater?

xePBMg9, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

What really matters is how many sideways corgi per elephant yawn it was traveling toward Texas. It doesn’t say.

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