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pastermil, in I got a dig bick.

Typical Alabama

SeeMinusMinus,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/136aaaa1-c818-4897-afed-2b46e93dd9cf.webm

Hupf, in Behold!

War and Marshmallows

RedditWanderer,

Warshmallows?

ekZepp,
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Marshwarrors

yamapikariya, in They knew all the wicked hits
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Is that feddy ┋?┋

empireOfLove, in Suspicious

oh god oh fuck

what if i can’t tell the difference???

dream_weasel, in I got a dig bick.

Roll tide.

Pandantic, in Suspicious
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I have a modest proposal for you…

Agent641, in A genre of Country Music...

He is a rimworld character.

sedawk,
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Ohh but which one would he be?

KingThrillgore, (edited )
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The annoying weakling that shit himself, that I sold for smokeleaf

aidan,

I feel like you don’t know how Rimworld works

ThunderclapSasquatch,

I don’t know, we all have that one guy we put in uranium jail forever

DragonOracleIX,

He definitely looks like the kind of pawn that would get upset and punch the stockpile of explosives.

zwaetschgeraeuber,

the guy that sits in my prison for the only reason that i dislike his addictions

camr_on, in Really any holiday
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I made the deviled eggs and I had to make 5 extra to satisfy myself long enough for them to last until the meal 😩

hrimfaxi_work,
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I have to make several extra every time because my wife likes to spread a portion of the filling on toast.

Agent641, in hmm rock

Big Saturn energy

Fades, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?

Sign me the fuck up

terminhell,

Ya this sounds like nothing but a W

Ironfist, (edited ) in Like it or not, I won

“thats why you are going to eat it all you little sh” huh maybe im parent material after all

enki, in Suspicious

Why the fuck you roasting a turkey upside down? You want nice crispy golden skin on the back and gooey white skin on the actual edible parts?

silkroadtraveler,

My first time. Learned the hard way lol

Shayeta,

Also, the tip of the thermometer should be in the CENTER of the bird.

silkroadtraveler,

Yes chef!! 🫡

sebinspace, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?

You made the Skeksis look like the good guys, how’d you even do that?

hrimfaxi_work, in Really any holiday
@hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social avatar

I’m the deviled egg family member!

Always plan on 3 full eggs for each anticipated guest, then add another half dozen. Most people will only have 1 or 2 halves, but there’s always a couple people who will go through like 10.

Vornikov, in I got a dig bick.
@Vornikov@kbin.social avatar

You used to be able to do this and everybody would laugh, and women would suck your dick, but after 9/11 everybody got all sensitive.

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