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mob, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

More common words.

AreaKode, in They knew all the wicked hits

Risk E Rat’s Pizza!

Underwaterbob, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

I see “objectively” is going the same way as “literally” into the modern grammar trash heap of uncertain meaning.

Though I do agree that the sphinx one is cooler.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, in Come ride me.

Is that a horse with a degree in dentistry or a person that does dental work on horses?

Mr_Fish,

Yes. A horse with a degree in dentistry, specializing in working work horses.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Ah, just like when Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

bane_killgrind,

Pikachu providing cunnilingus to Kirby is a pretty great profile picture

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

I always assumed Kirby did all the blowing so I’m as shocked as he is.

FlyingSquid, in Behold!
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Wouldn’t they get stuck instead?

ook_the_librarian, in They knew all the wicked hits
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These guys had nothing on the Showbiz Pizza Gang.

FlyingSquid, in Tradition
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Nonsense. Weed is legal in so many states now.

FordBeeblebrox,

¿Porque no los dos?

FlyingSquid, in Really any holiday
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Just for once, I would like someone on Thanksgiving to make a big plate of deviled eggs for me and then another one for everyone else.

ikidd, in Come ride me.
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One should only pick up a chainsaw after you’re a six-pack into the day.

daikiki, in A genre of Country Music...

It’s cuntry music.

rayyy,

Pronounced, Cunt- tree

FlyingSquid,
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FlyingSquid, in David's big break.
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I wish my career in the entertainment industry had gone that well. I’d probably still be in L.A.

Giving vigorous hand jobs.

josefo, in And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.

It’s Thanksgiving dumbass, prostitutes have no place there, that’s for Christmas. You should bring a Native American to true honor the tradition. If he or she happens to be a prostitute, or you have enough trust, ensure a very loud fuck that night, and please keep yelling “thanks for this” so everyone knows you are thankful.

Jeez, some people just mix shit up

EffortlessEffluvium, in Behold!

When the dragon shows up we’re having s’mores!

beebarfbadger, in Really any holiday

“Is that a whole egg in your mouth?”

“Hmm-mmm.”

“Then whistle.”

“…”

clearleaf, in hmm rock

These urges are what the Chao garden in sonic adventure was made for.

Fades,

Damn chao garden… now that’s some good nostalgia

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