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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Come ride me.
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

And here I am stuck with a tsundere backhoe

1995ToyotaCorolla,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

I-it’s not like I wanted to hit the fiber line or anything BAKA!

Veneroso,

Searching for tractor or other farm equipment lead to interesting results on xvideos.

MightyGalhupo,

opens incognito mode

Veneroso,

Oh brother there’s no hiding from the shame of watching someone’s daughter ride a backhoe.

MightyGalhupo,

Oh brother there’s no shame of watching someone’s daughter ride a backhoe.

Pregnenolone, in Come ride me.

“God she’s so pretty”

John Deere tractor sputters oil and backfires

“… so fucking hot”

Pissnpink, in hmm rock

Thinking of kids as extensions of yourself is narcissistic as fuck.

sbv,

You’re not wrong. But I think that statement is supposed to illustrate the parent’s attachment to their child despite the horror show going on in their head.

slackassassin,

Genetics hated that.

dragonflyteaparty, (edited )

It depends on how you think about it. I think of it as giving my kids a piece of myself in my love and effort to care for them. They are their own people, but they carry a part of me, just as I carry a part of my parents and those who helped shape me into the person I am.

Cannacheques,

I don’t think the last part really relates to the familicide but perhaps it could I dunno

Empricorn,

Okay…?

Pregnenolone, in Aged like milk

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Orbituary, in Behold!
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

That is indeed a shitty joke.

DudeBro, in Behold!

Was that knight planning on just charging head first into what he perceived to be a stone castle wall?

Crystalizts, in They knew all the wicked hits

that’s what the bone is for!

BackOnMyBS, in Behold!
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

delicious victory 🤤

captain_aggravated, in A genre of Country Music...
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hmm. Hey ChatGPT, write a sci-fi space-themed stereotypical country song.

SkybreakerEngineer,

I don’t care, I’m still free, you can’t take the sky from me

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

FAIL! That’s a Sci-Fi space-themed stereotypical folk song.

burgermeister,

Sure, here’s a sci-fi space-themed country song:

“Stars in My Whiskey”

(Verse 1) Out here on the edge of the galaxy’s arm, In my rusted spaceship, away from the farm. I’m missing that old Earth, its green and its blue, But the stars out here sparkle like morning dew.

(Chorus) I’ve got stars in my whiskey, and tears in my eye, Drifting through the cosmos, under the infinite sky. Missing my home, where the red rivers flow, Out here in the stars, with nowhere to go.

(Verse 2) I dance with comets, race with the moon, Sing to the void, out of tune. I dream of cornfields and that sweet country song, But the universe is vast, and the nights are long.

(Chorus) Stars in my whiskey, a heart full of ache, Wandering the heavens, for my old love’s sake. Under the glow of the distant sun’s light, I’m a space cowboy, lost in the night.

(Bridge) Met a Martian girl with eyes like fire, She mended my heart, filled me with desire. But Earth’s sweet memories, they call me back, To the old wooden porch, the long dirt track.

(Chorus) With stars in my whiskey, and dreams in my head, I think of Earth as I float in my bed. The galaxy’s wide, but my heart’s still there, In the sweet country air, without a care.

(Outro) So I’ll keep drifting, with my space-bound blues, Chasing the horizon, in my rocket shoes. But no matter how far, or where I roam, My country heart still calls for home.

flying_sheep,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s exactly the content I expected, but with much better execution.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Follow-up question, what’s the space equivalent of a slide guitar? A theremin?

aidan,
Snowpix, in They knew all the wicked hits
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

The Rock-afire Gang! Wait, no. Wrong animatronics.

TeckFire, in Behold!

Kid named flaming catapult:

Snowpix, in Come ride me.
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Veneroso, in Come ride me.

Horse Dentist

letsgo, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

It’s jumps, not jumped, otherwise there’s no S.

And I also prefer the sphinx one.

ArmokGoB,
humorlessrepost, in Behold!

Marshmallows are IRL note blocks.

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