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HiddenLayer5, in Microplastic overdose
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Remember when fruit stickers used to be paper and biodegradable? Now they’re all fucking plastic because they need their logo to be shinier I guess.

hiyidef646, in Prehistoric shitposting

Literal shit posting

lugal, in BIRDS.

I wonder who’s behind it. c/birdsarentreal

bernieecclestoned, in prick

Hope he goes back to normal school for a while to make some friends and get laid

theodewere, in So angery
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

maybe he has really itchy teeth

independantiste, in I'd "Aaa" too tbh
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think what happened is that’s the sound the person made when they saw it coming out with their friend next to them laughing their ass off and calling it like that after

AceQuorthon, in I'd "Aaa" too tbh

When the pee be “Aaa”

It do be like that

Annoyed_Crabby, in prick

5 degree? That’s cold!

reflex, in prick
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

My dude looks like he hasn't slept since convocation.

TimewornTraveler, in So angery

four in one month???

AlecSadler, in Wife Material

I had a girlfriend once (briefly) who legit got mad at me for crying. Like, “stop that fucking shit” and walked out of the room mad.

She also believed that a guy resting their head on the girl’s shoulder or lap or whatever made them look weak.

Anyway, she’s gone and, last I knew, absolutely miserable.

My wife? Amazing and completely the opposite of the above. I don’t know wtf I was thinking before.

tubaruco, in Bread

dude, i love the first slice!

please dont take the context of the meme, as it might look bad

doctorcrimson, in The actors who have played this iconic role

I would love to remember Suicide Squad fondly, but LA Joker ruined it for me. I can’t think about that movie without seeing his sick grill in my head.

Franzia, in You Need Jesus

Girl kisses do be going hard as a mfer these days

Grass, in You Need Jesus

What were they holding in the original?

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