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Tangent5280, in how is everyone doing

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hoshikarakitaridia, in Hmmm...

Only a connoisseur would prepare them “well done”

ScrollerBall,

That would be the My Lai special.

caseyweederman, in yes you too

I shared this with my friend group and everybody immediately tagged themselves, with odd accuracy

db2, in Slippery moisssstttt

Is it a smiling penis?

NorthWestWind, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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Have you ever played zombie town? There’s nothing here that can deal with mutant zombies, so we are screwed.

Smokeydope, in No nut November is finally over but...
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Whoever came up with don’t dump December is trying to get people to win the darwin award: impaction edition. Sounds like a psyops cooked up over at 4chan

gibmiser,

What’s funny is I thought I came up with it then Googled it and, of course someone else had already done it.

blahsay, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

The only correct answer here is:

  • Jeep (mobility, storage and sleeping). Also height for scouting/shooting
  • Machete - very useful for close combat and as a survival tool if you know how
  • Ak47 (assuming ammo also provided). Excellent weapon, great range, stopping power and reliability, decent accuracy.
  • Night vision - if you’ve used these you know they provide an immense tactical advantage and can act as a flashlight too.

All the rest are superfluous or easily buildable by yourself (eg water filter)

Kecessa,

After 500km the Jeep is useless for mobility

blahsay,

Siphon petrol. Any tube will work for instance the wiper tube

Kecessa, (edited )

Ok then, six months max if you always manage to find gas (you’re not the only one around siphoning it)

blahsay,

Why? There’s effectively infinite cars and gas tanks are sealed.

I think an ev/solar setup would be better though. Use the jeep to find a house with solar and a battery then all you need is an ev and you’re laughing

Kecessa,

Gas doesn’t keep, it turns to varnish, that’s why starting a weed eater after winter is a pain, the carb is clogged from old gas turning to schmoo

Ookami38,

Nothing lasts forever. The utility you get short term from having transportation able to haul more than just yourself is IMMENSE for getting established.

GBU_28,

If you are in a highly populated area, without a support group, a 500km drive may be just the ticket to get to a safer location.

You may also be shot up driving around, but we don’t know the details

lightnsfw,

Why not just take the vehicle you’re siphoning from then if they’re available?

Ookami38,

For as much shit as they get, jeeps are designed to be more rugged than most cars. Probably trade it on once you find an actually rugged vehicle, but it’ll be a better choice than most cars you’d find, i imagine.

GiddyGap,

The only item here that will be remotely useful longterm is the machete. All the other items will run out of gas, ammo, and battery quickly.

MycoBro,

An axe is more useful than a machete.

GiddyGap,

Sure. But they didn’t pick an axe, they picked a machete.

moistclump, in Slippery moisssstttt

Moistier than an oystier

Jackhammer_Joe, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Katana. Jeep. Body armor. Warerpurifier.

scytale, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Machete - versatile for protection, hunting, cooking

Water purifier - no explanation needed

Night vision goggles maybe? - more discrete than a flashlight

Jeep - but you know that thing will break down pretty quickly

lunarul,

Wtf are you going to hunt with a machete?

Ookami38,

Trapping is probably better terminology. A machete can be used to easily enough make some simple traps, then execute whatever was caught. Hopefully food.

Pons_Aelius, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Machete

crossbow

body armour

night-vision.

Stealth, protection and silent defence.

0x4E4F, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Water purifer, AK-47, Machette, Jeep… I hope the Jeep has a CB and a first aid kit 😁.

populustree, in Let's get Disturbed

he got up cmom got down with the thickness

Pregnenolone, in We had a good run, thank you everyone

The battles are short but the war is long

0x4E4F, in Pls

Can I be the fairy ☺️?

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