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Tavarin, in prick
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

What is up with Fullerton College? The university I went to it would be impossible to graduate with more than 1 degree in 3 years, and Fullerton is giving a kid 5 degrees for 3 years at college?

Pringles,

When you’re a wunderkind, exceptions are made.

AlecSadler, in Wife Material

I had a girlfriend once (briefly) who legit got mad at me for crying. Like, “stop that fucking shit” and walked out of the room mad.

She also believed that a guy resting their head on the girl’s shoulder or lap or whatever made them look weak.

Anyway, she’s gone and, last I knew, absolutely miserable.

My wife? Amazing and completely the opposite of the above. I don’t know wtf I was thinking before.

tubaruco, in Bread

dude, i love the first slice!

please dont take the context of the meme, as it might look bad

doctorcrimson, in The actors who have played this iconic role

I would love to remember Suicide Squad fondly, but LA Joker ruined it for me. I can’t think about that movie without seeing his sick grill in my head.

Franzia, in You Need Jesus

Girl kisses do be going hard as a mfer these days

Grass, in You Need Jesus

What were they holding in the original?

PatFussy, in And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.

Its because you are the prostitute your uncle brought and everyone hates +1s

kablammy, in The actors who have played this iconic role

Missing Cameron Monaghan

redcalcium, in And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.

The key differences here is “inviting” vs “paying”.

Imgonnatrythis, in So angery

Pick a brand and stick with it bro.

Kolanaki, in And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I don’t think Jesus asked the prostitutes to give him handies under the dinner table.

Narrrz, in And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.

pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.

Blackout, in If you build it, they will come.
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Fun fact: the electric chair was originally moth size. Once Edison saw how successful it worked on them he decided to scale it for humans he considered their equals.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in If you build it, they will come.
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I don’t get it.

Edit: Ohhhhhhhhhh…

JamesBean, in So angery
@JamesBean@kbin.social avatar

Teeth would probably be fine because they're incredibly durable to that kind of wear, but you'd omega-fuck your gums brushing like that.

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