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IDontHavePantsOn, in At some point, you start to forget how old you are

Nobody likes you when you’re 23.

phorq, in I figured out how to post

Sure, anyone can outsmart the FBI. Too bad the IRS has been tracking you since you failed to pay sales tax on the cardboard…

Underwaterbob, in Why do you still look worried?

Buncha wimps. Spiders are not out to get you. In fact, they’re out to get far more annoying insects like mosquitoes and houseflies. Do you know how many diseases those two spread? Do you know how many spiders spread? Spiders are your friends!

r/spiderbro is one of my most missed subreddits.

ininewcrow, in When the servers at c/risa are down.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I went to grab the sign … now I have to put it back again

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/db1b1204-5883-4ce7-8712-efc39472dace.jpeg

blindbunny, in Let's confuse Americans!

Wait where’s the bag?

someguy3, in Let's confuse Americans!

And infuriate Canadians.

Skelectus, in Yum
@Skelectus@suppo.fi avatar

No they don’t. Skeletons aren’t real.

balderdash9, in Extreme sleepover

Why does Terry Crews have Mexican gang tats lmao

sbv, in Make a saving roll...

“did anyone bring a fire extinguisher?”

Toes, in Extreme sleepover

Can Can

Swedneck, in Can anyone confirm?
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

finland breakfast, blörö:
1 cup coffee, 1 shot vodka, 1 cigarette

Assman, in Also testicles
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Huge dick AND balls? Most of us only have one or the other.

14AUDDIN, in It's breathtaking

Kinda looks like a computer chip.

_dev_null, in Beans
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

The most disturbing part is the hotdog’s urethra.

carbonprop, in Can anyone confirm?

Canada…Maple syrup over a plate of SORRY!

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