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MrJameGumb, in Next order at the bar
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I don’t drink anymore, but I still have 2 lamps I made out of liquor bottles lol

nxdefiant,

Did you leave the labels on?

MrJameGumb, (edited )
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I did! Here’s one I made from a Kraken bottle! Sorry it’s not the best picture, I’m at work so I can’t take a better one just now

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dada7b67-03ac-43c4-bf38-6d7e7e79f951.jpeg

nxdefiant, (edited )

Ok I wasn’t sold on the idea, but considering the bottle actually says KRAKEN, that actually makes some sense. Excellent mogwai placement btw 😆

(Also, that is some good rum, excellent choice)

MrJameGumb,
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I made it with an inexpensive lamp kit from the hardware store! The only issue with the kit is that it leaves the cord sticking out of the side of the socket, so I used a diamond drill bit to cut a hole near the bottom of the bottle and fed the cord through there!

thatsTheCatch, in $500 per semester

It’s not a field worth getting into. AI will soon make you redundant

Bakkoda,

It will just be a warehouse full of CCBs (Certified Cyber Bully) screaming into a microphone training AI models. It will be glorious. All aboard RageAI™ train!

iesou, in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

When I needed a job I went to church and asked them to pay that a job would come my way. Had 3 offers before I left

Sotuanduso,

Pay or pray?

Sheeple, in Yummy
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Lactose intolerant people about to eat the entire galaxy

Nythos,

Was going to say with my experience with lactose intolerant people is that they’d take it as a challenge.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

There must be different degrees of lactose intolerance. I’m not sure how people do this because I’d have to walk around with liquid shit running down my legs at all times.

qooqie, in Snackish

Gum helped me with that tbh. At Costco or whatever wholesale you can get a billion packs for pretty cheap

Hupf,

Oh that’s a G

z500,
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Oh man, I’m almost out of gum. That’s the perfect excuse to get myself a snack at the same time.

ExLisper,

You can always kick some ass.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Better get a cookie too and some chips for later

eager_eagle, (edited ) in Snackish
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That’s normal. You need to replace a bad habit with a good one, like eating snacks with doing meth.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’ve heard fly fishing on meth is popular

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Based on my neighbor’s behavior on meth, this would just result in repeatedly disassembling and reassembling the fishing rod, with fewer parts each time

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I think it’s more about making lures than fishing

weird_nugget,

That’s why I gave up and do snacks while doing meth.

OpenStars, in $500 per semester
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Reddit will teach you for free…

Discord will even throw in doxxing.

I doubt anything compares to X though, especially for sheer volume:-P.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I thought you went to Discord to learn about military hardware.

OpenStars,
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You are not wrong… :-|

Crack0n7uesday,

4chan is like the private tutor your mom hired that teaches you way more than the course even covers.

OpenStars,
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You will learn things you never thought you would… and can never unsee:-P.

MightyGalhupo,

I’ve heard of 4chan every now and then, what’s it like? And should I join, it sounds fun.

Crack0n7uesday,

It really depends on what boards you visit. Just remember, blue boards are safe for work and brown boards are anything goes.

MightyGalhupo,

So the brown ones are gonna be the most wacky and fun then?

THE_ANON, (edited )

Its fun but not for the faint of heart dont know if the users are like that or just acting like assholes

OpenStars,
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It’s the Florida of the internet. Have fun, and remember to protect yourself:-).

MightyGalhupo,

I’m sorry, the Florida of the internet?

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

It’s fairly toxic, but if you enjoy trolls, that particular group routinely randomly weaponizes themselves

doingless,

Your mom taught me way more than he did though.

Buddahriffic, in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant

That gives me an idea for an invention. Hollow chopsticks so you can pump ketchup onto your sushi as you eat it. You could even stab it into it and do a ketchup injection!

I wonder if wasabi ketchup is a thing…

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I actually have both wasabi and ketchup. I can try making some.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

I’ve seen ketchup injected fries before.

haruajsuru,

I think we already have it, it call straw. You can use iron straw as chopsticks

woodenskewer,
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Wasabi ketchup would just be DIY shrimp cocktail sauce with a green tint.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

I knew a kid who’d go door to door in neighborhoods requesting donations for the poor.

In his mind he was being honest because he was “the poor”

funkless_eck,

Ah the classic Empty Pocket Society

undercrust,

To be fair, this was the pre-existing model for GoFundMe. That kid could’ve been a millionaire if he dreamed bigger.

rickyrigatoni,

can i start a gofundme just asking for money for no reason and see if anyone gives it to me

w2tpmf,

Absolutely.

son_named_bort,

Reminds me of the Human Fund and its slogan “money for people”.

lemming741, in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

The 4077th salutes you MatPat

🫡

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling, in I dont understand why I have to bring a bottle to the restaurant
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I will murder you in real life

JusticeForPorygon, in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything
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Me who’s seen one MatPat video ever:

Emanuel, in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

To think this is how I found out about MatPat

InfiniWheel,

That’s kind of amazing considering his channel has been going on for like 13 years

MySkinIsFallingOff,

Is it only the game channel that closed, or all the theory channels?

I don’t understand why I’m asking tho, I really don’t give a shit. Some of the Film Theory’s were good for a lazy sunday background noise.

InfiniWheel,

All 4 of them. But they aren’t closing, they are just getting new hosts, MatPat is just leaving his network.

Emanuel,

I don’t know if I came across as saying that this is how I discovered MatPat, but that is not the case. I meant that this post is how I found out about his stepping away (kinda) from the Theorist channels. I’ve known him for almost the full 13 years that he’s been making videos, though I’ve kinda fallen out of love with his channel since FNAF.

hedgehogging_the_bed,

I found out yesterday from this post.

Valmond, in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

X-Gen: cries because no one remembers them.

FlyingSquid, in Should this be in unethical life pro tips
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If I didn’t have ethics, I could con so many religious people…

unexposedhazard,

Conning religious people isn’t unethical /s?

Thrashy,
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I long ago came to the conclusion that a slice of the American Dream is still out there to be had, as long as you don’t mind cutting it out of a bunch of suckers and rubes. Alas, my petty sense of morality is stopping me from joining the ranks of the wealthy elite, but at least I can sleep at night knowing my lifestyle isn’t directly financed by the misery of people I made a conscious choice to hurt.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s almost universally true at the multimillionaire and above level unless you inherited it all. You don’t get that rich without stepping on everyone you can to get there.

Elon Musk has ruined a ridiculous number of people on his way to the top and he continues to do it.

JusticeForPorygon,
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I think about this sometimes I could go to school and build a career for myself, or I could make way twice the money in half the time doing shit like this.

Sometimes I hate that I have a sense of guilt. Life would be so much easier if I were a psychopath

Buddahriffic,

If it makes you feel any better, it’s probably hard to figure out when to get out. You’ll always feel like you can do just one more because the last one worked out so well, but each time you cash in, more people will see the truth and might want in on it until you find yourself in a situation where you can’t stop even if you wanted to because then the others who you are propping up will turn on you.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

So what if they turn on you? Once you’re rich just admit it’s a scam and walk away. The believers will continue on.

Jehovah’s Witnesses predicted the end of the world in 1914. When that didn’t happen they lost members but came back quickly enough. Then they predicted it for 1975. Same thing happened, and now they have more members than ever.

meyotch,

There were likely some Mormons and definitely some fellow Freemasons in the angry mob that killed Joseph Smith. He was in way too deep to just walk away, even if his brand of narcissism would have allowed him to contemplate that.

Buddahriffic,

As the other commenter mentioned, things could get violent. Being wrong about a prediction means that the leaders look as dumb as the followers, but saying outright that you scammed the followers means you deliberately made them look stupid.

But even if they aren’t mysteriously angry about it, it’s still illegal. I wonder if the prosecutors going after Trump plan on going after him again from that angle once they prove his election steal claims were fraud because he used those claims to solicit donations.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

If it was illegal to scam people in the name of religion the world would be a much better place…

Buddahriffic,

It’s not the legal status (fraud is already illegal), it’s proving that it is indeed a scam rather than some dumb shit they actually believed, as well as knowing that it’s more likely to trigger a persecution complex and doubling down than improve the lives of the victims (because if it’s a plot to harm their religion, they don’t have to feel like idiots for giving the scammer money).

It’s a different story if the religious scammer openly admits that it was always a scam and just doesn’t care what anyone thought of it. Easier to prove and the victims are already angry and feeling like idiots for falling for it.

STRIKINGdebate2,
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But psychopaths never feel love

stoneparchment,
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I don’t think that’s true? They have a dysfunctional guilt/shame system but they still have other feelings, right?

Baku,

Interestingly, a quick google didn’t really answer this. It seems pretty split as to whether they can or can’t. I don’t think there’s really a definitive answer. My guess is that it probably depends where you fall (I imagine it’s a spectrum like most things), and some can, some cant

MightyGalhupo,

That suits me just fine

JusticeForPorygon, (edited )
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They either completely lack or struggle with recognizing emotional empathy.

surewhynotlem,

It is completely ethical to remove the funding power from those who would cause others to suffer.

Just sayin, you have options.

FlyingSquid,
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Yeah, but you’re not really conning the higher-ups, you’re conning the grannies who are going to church and giving away their social security money. And they really don’t deserve to be conned even if it would be easy to con them.

surewhynotlem,

They’re going to be conned. Might as well be by someone who can help them with that money.

stranger,

Argumentum ad lgnorantiam

surewhynotlem,

Argumentum ad pessimism, actually

Aremel,

Can you explain what that means, and what the other guy said please?

surewhynotlem,

He called me an idiot. I said no, I’m a pessimist

stranger, (edited )

My intention wasn’t to call you an idiot (which me misusing that Latin phrase would make ME the idiot lol), it was to point out the “If I don’t do it someone else will” moral justification / fallacy that a lot of people, such as drug dealers for example, use to skirt the moral responsibility of their actions.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

Could easily rationalize it. Suckers are going to find a religion to con then no matter what. You could provide a less harmful option.

I’m not saying you should, but you could find a way to justify it. It’s pretty easy money.

FlyingSquid,
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I don’t think a ‘less harmful’ con makes the con any more ethical. And I don’t want to take poor people’s money. A lot of people giving to televangelists are people living on social security and the like.

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