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Godnroc, in I was at a friend's house

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

SternburgExport, in well guess what else is yellow ?

Meth is blue

Blackmist, in Crypto genius

> Realise you still owe the credit card debt.

Deiv,

Declare bankruptcy!

nonfuinoncuro,

I didn’t just say it, I declared it

CADmonkey,

Just commit a crime with a longer sentence than your state’s statute of limitations.

PoolloverNathan, in well guess what else is yellow ? 

<span style="color:#323232;">Math		Green
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Science		Blue
</span><span style="color:#323232;">History		Yellow
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Writing		Red
</span>
cashews_best_nut,

Science is Red, you fool!

English is blue. History is Orange/Yellow.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Since transitioning to work, but still keeping a notebook, I use the following. Colours based entirely on what pencils/highlighters I had when I first started taking notes at work.


<span style="color:#323232;">Assigned work		Blue
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Ad hoc			Orange
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Errors			Pink/Red
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Solutions		Green
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Actualizing		Yellow
</span><span style="color:#323232;">WTF			Purple
</span>
galloog1,

Purple is for joint operations.

JusticeForPorygon, in well guess what else is yellow ?
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Science is green. History is yellow/orange. The rest are whatever.

Diplomjodler, in I was at a friend's house

I hope you tipped generously.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Money from their mutual vacation fund

Emerald, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

Jake Vig, @Jake_Vig

I Like Going To Walmart For Fun

You might as well go ahead and pronounce the “L” in “salmon.” Nothing matters anymore.

whatwhatwutyut,

I’m confused on where the walmart line is coming from, am I missing something?

hydrospanner,

Just spit balling, but maybe the program that does the transcription doesn’t just use the image, but instead scans the image, finds the Twitter account shown, and checks the tweet text in the image against the matching actual tweet.

And since it’s accessing the actual tweet, maybe that Walmart text is like a profile tag line or something that’s attached to the user?

whatwhatwutyut,

I… I’m not convinced it’s a bot though. There are normal comments in the account history

kamen, in well guess what else is yellow ?

You guys had coloured stuff?

archonet,

“you see, in the past we were so poor, we couldn’t afford colors”

rmuk, in Every sign has a story

If my penis looked like that I’d focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

0ops,

I take it you’re circumcised?

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra

Reddfugee42, in Save thousands

Good call on leaving the buttons in the crop.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Cabdy labd

He’s just a silly guy doing the best he can in a candy-based economy

youngGoku, in home made soup

Technically a house can have arms… A Coat of Arms.

EmoDuck,

Ffs it’s only a Coat if Arms if it’s from the arms region of France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling jacket

Jumuta, (edited )

that’s just a coat, unless a coat can be an arm

ericisshort,

It’s not “coat = arm,” it’s “coat OF arms,” and I could totally some psychopath making a coat out of other people’s arms.

pruwybn, (edited )
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Me: Do you want to see my coat of arms?

My friend: Oh, you’re into heraldry?

Me, pulling a coat made out of human arms from my closet: What’s heraldry?

creditCrazy, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Let me give it a try “flip flop plop plop”. Still working on my salmonese.

capt_wolf, in home made soup
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me, what’s the “soup du jour?”

Viking_Hippie,

Sorry, but the chef got more strict about not making too many of those. Our days are numbered now.

Twinkletoes,

I’m sorry but I ordered soup du jour last time I was here and this isn’t it.

smeg, in The trapped souls of all damned Scots are here (that's all scots).

I initially saw those pipes as a giant terminator hand

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