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Assman, in Roger Roger
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why is he carrying a big egg

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It was what he was ordered to do

Rolando, in Roger Roger

“Meesa no the father”

Cap, in Roger Roger
@Cap@kbin.social avatar

This is how R2-D2s are made!

LazaroFilm, (edited ) in Customer support
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a custom order. Here’s also a screening process first. We only make them for the reich person.

SevFTW,

For the smell person? 👀

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Is it for your son Kyle? I believe he is this tall (raises outstretched right hand palm down)

oh … you didn’t hear me?

YOUR SON KYLE!!!? (raises outstretched right hand palm down)

WanakaTree,

That’d be Riech

SevFTW,

That’s what OP wrote before they edited their comment

WanakaTree,

Ah fair

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Nine.

PugJesus, in Customer support
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

"No new models, but if you have a lifetime warranty we can help!"

hakunawazo,

At least one thousand years warranty.

Jumuta,

except when it’s a transmission failure

ieightpi, in well guess what else is yellow ?

I feel like this meme is having an aneurysm

key,
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

Same. From comment section I get people are talking about being school kids but like… Social studies is 3 ring binder, math is spiral notebook with perforations, English is library book and black and white composition notebook, science is a folder that gets replaced monthly after it rips… All loaded into a backpack along with like 5 textbooks wrapped in brown paper

pastaPersona, in Customer support

Tanks for the assistance

devilish666, in Roger Roger

1672313866000

JoShmoe, in I was at a friend's house

What was her stripper name?

Signtist,

The stripper’s name? Albert Einstein.

Viking_Hippie,

That Einstein’s name? George Washington.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That Washington’s name?

Stripper McStripperFace

Viking_Hippie,

Well, that’s the kind of moniker that’ll get you remembered in all but a few circles!

frezik, in well guess what else is yellow ?

Automation is red, logistics is green. Factorio decided this years ago.

Baizey, (edited )

Wait I thought yellow was bad, red was better and blue was best

Sunrosa,

yellow is pretty hard to make. low density structures and blue circuits completely fuck your copper lines unless you prepare

AngryCommieKender,

DSP decided that automation was blue, logistics is red, and white is still white, lol.

TimewornTraveler, (edited ) in Me shitpost

trapped in a pleasure cycle, doing nothing but scrolling and clicking for a moment of feeling good, while you numb yourself with whatever substance or behavior you prefer that can amplify that feeling, but that too becomes numb

you have to break that cycle if you want that childhood sense of wonder again.

Aurenkin, in Customer support

That tracks

CEbbinghaus, (edited ) in well guess what else is yellow ?
@CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world avatar

Math blue English yellow Science green History brown

Kalothar,

This is the way

ricdeh,
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

Never identified with something more

FluminaInMaria,

History is yellow/awesome.

English is tan.

sirico, (edited ) in Burger King is desperate for employees.
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Don’t need a business degree to figure it out

CannedTuna, in well guess what else is yellow ?

Math is red Science is green History is yellow Writing is blue (because leftovers)

mrmaverick,

This person has it right

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