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mhague, in How much for cuddles?

Back in my day we assumed everything on the internet was false, and we liked it.

FeelzGoodMan420,

One thing I have noticed is that most people assume that these obviously fake posts are real. I personally just assume everything is complete bullshit until proven otherwise. I guess I’m in the minority.

MaoZedongers,

I assume it’s fake, but there’s not much to talk about in that case, so I look for the people who think it’s real and then engage with them since their opinions are based how they feel about this very fucked up situation if it were real.

FlyingSquid,
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And then we watched Dana Carvey do an old man on SNL and whine and complain the whole time, “wah, wah, wah. I’m an old man. Laugh at me.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/463ebb48-d8ed-4c74-93c0-e32c02257d8e.png

And we liked it.

vsis,
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“Don’t believe everything you see on internet.” Albert Einstein.

Tja, (edited )

Do you feel smart just because you are quoting Einstein?

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prime_number_314159,

Yes, actually.

-Archimedes (translated)

thedevisinthedetails, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

What a waste of plastic for something that’s just getting tossed at the end of the movie.

JasonDJ, (edited )

It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.

SuperCub,

Yeah, this is the kind of needless shit that has got to stop. That plastic is going to outlast all of us.

Death_Equity,

Don’t worry, the bacterial grey goo will consume all the plastic except for the deepest buried and we will only be able to remember the petroleum polymers that was killing us as we sip from glass bottles.

JackRiddle, in Learn something new every day

I lost the game. Now prepare to die.

PP_BOY_,
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What?

Forester,
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Shouldn’t you be in a town hall organizing instead of shit posting?

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

You were literally parotting conservative “bootstrap” propaganda on a serious post about the displacement of exploited communities around the world fuck off repub shill lmao

Forester, (edited )
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My condolences to your English teachers.

Also, you should probably look at someone’s profile before you call them conservative. For instance, you could look at some of my posts or even what instance I’m on and make some much more educated deductions.

I didn’t realize my single line of dialogue to you, me stating that you should take some personal responsibility for the situation you find yourself in was conservative propaganda.

PP_BOY_, (edited )
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MuH PeRsOnAl ReSponSibilIty

I think the phrasing you used was “go wallow in self-pity like a pig,” to my rational argument that “um hey guys gentrification is bad,” and yes, it is conservative propaganda. But please try to put on the holier-than-thou “I’m unemotionally attached to this argument” tone that everyone hides behind after they make a fool of themselves in an online debate.

I’m very sorry to be the bearer of bad news about you actually being a conservative capitalist puppet, but I don’t believe your brain rot is past the P.O.N.R. Maybe spend a few weeks reflecting and reading, and you might be ready to have those grown-up conservations

Forester,
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RedditWanderer,

He’s literally Inigo Montoya.

name_NULL111653,

My name is Inigo Montoya,

You make me lose game, prepare to die!

PP_BOY_,
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What?

NorthWestWind, in Whats the goto these days
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We are here. Right here at Lemmy

navitux, in Do you need power? Just eat this!
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a very long chorizo

0x4E4F, in This fish have hats e lol

I think they’re just confused and have a really bad headache over wondering why they’re larger than the cammels.

awwwyissss,

Cammmels come in all shapes and sizes, if they had hats they might challenge these premium fish.

epicsninja,

Ah, I see you have been tricked by perspective. The camels are actually normal sized, but they are very far away, so they look small.

Psythik,

I don’t believe fish have the intellectual capability to feel confusion.

Che_Donkey,
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The illusive Scubacamel

0x4E4F, in Everything I hate in one pic

You hate the rings as well?

lars,
misterdoctor, in Well........

Damn anyone know when this photo was taken?

photonic_sorcerer,
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Judging by the expiration date on the back of the capri sun, it could’ve been anytime since the big bang up until today!

Fades, (edited )

Old camera nostalgia

jabathekek, in This fish have hats e lol
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The drippiest fish in all creation.

PP_BOY_,
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Glug glug muddafukka!!

owenfromcanada,
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If fish are always in water, do they have that drip? 🤔

thisbenzingring, in Well........

this is why I just poke them through the bottom somehwere…

jabathekek, in Everything I hate in one pic
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Fucking belters.

Rai, in Don't
can, in Well........

Fresh pain

Jerkface, in Don't

(don’t)^6 = (-1)^6*do = -do = don’t

funkajunk, in We do kind of suck...
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Based af

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