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FlyingSquid, in “Rumblr”
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America in 5 years.

ExLisper,

American version has guns actually.

FlyingSquid,
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Probably, although don’t dismiss how many mall ninjas there are out there thinking it would be awesome to fight someone with a katana.

ininewcrow,
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Also how many people out there with far more guns than people using this app

Corkyskog,
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I would be interested in how a katana would hold up to my $8 machete. I would definitely risk a slash to test it.

jkozaka, in Beast about to strike
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What’s the original comic?

drislands,

Some google-fu later and I found it:

knowyourmeme.com/…/dont-worry-i-promise-you-that-…

jkozaka,
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https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/285/334/71f.jpg

uis, in “Rumblr”
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Seeing RumblrHER I can imagine what happens in RamblrGROUP.

gmtom, (edited ) in The truth some of y'all need to hear

Honestly most babies are so toxic. They’ll demand you do everything for them and second you expect them to do something on their own they just fucking scream at you until you do it for them. Better to just cut them off and let them deal with their own shit.

RIP_Cheems,
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youtu.be/d2jJPPKz8Vg?si=dFj8I2GCkV4mwrHB

Hupf, in Corny

Just two dudes being pals

GeneralEmergency, in Corny

My and the boys eating corn the lorn way

GoldenDeLorean, in Based on a true story

Tell us the tale, oh wise one (no seriously, please, no /s).

alienBlues,

Sometimes, the World is a better place with just a laugh and a meme :)

GoldenDeLorean,

B-b-b-but “based on a true story”. You wouldn’t lie, wouldja son?

trashgirlfriend, in Based on a true story

Literally the only reason you get suspended on there is if you try to fuck with them

alienBlues,

Suspension and account closing are two different things.

trashgirlfriend,

I don’t think they even can cancel your account, I never heard of that happening

did you do war crimes with it or what

alienBlues,

Worse! I asked if feasible to move back from the expert mode panel to the smart mode one! And also if they knew why I was stuck to zero impressions on my ads.

Jokes aside, I believe it was their version of “Let’s turn the PC off and on again” for the panel’s mode issue. If you’re curious, it didn’t solve it.

trashgirlfriend,

You can’t switch from expert to smart mode and why the hell would you even want to, the smart mode fucking sucks to use.

If they did actually do that then they just saved you money honestly.

Lophostemon, in Super Shitter?

Taco Bell strikes again.

MrJameGumb, in Super Shitter?
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Looks like someone forgot their Imodium

niktemadur, in But it's just a Galaxy

My god, it’s full of carbs!

Slow, in But it's just a Galaxy

Which of the two chocolate bars do you like?

sag, (edited )

Milky Way

Slow,

This candy bar seemed more milky when I was a kid. I recently bought Milky Way Mini and there was a lot of sugar in it, but I didn’t taste the milk.

Viking_Hippie,

Mars, but Snickers is better.

Jakdracula, in “Rumblr”
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rumblr.webflow.io

tourist,
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can’t even have android support for a fake app 😭

Slow, in Super Shitter?

Obviously the vandals did their best.

I hope in this community there are only people who condemn the destruction of public property.

FlyingSquid,
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I sure as hell condemn this destruction considering any person might have a sudden diarrhea attack at any moment.

Vince,

Hopefully it’s vandals, I can’t imagine being some guy taking a normal shit when all of the sudden the toilet disintegrates.

gibmiser,

Considering how sharp broken porcelain is, and the lack of visible blood, I’d say Noone was sitting on it at time of destruction.

Franzia, in GOD DAMN LIBERALS!!11!!!!1😡

So true bestie. Libs are so a- Is that a red hat? Is it red for communism or anarchy? … Its for fucking what now?

Oha,

I AM A FILTHY COMMUNIST!!! SHIT!!!

Franzia,

🤣

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