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OpenStars, in You're welcome for making your Tuesday just a little bit worse.
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/s :-D

LemmyKnowsBest,

A perfectly understandable reaction to Popeye’s Cheddar Biscuit Butterfly Shrimp.

OpenStars,
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I was tempted to counter with a “where’s the beef?” meme, but I think our Tuesday has been sufficiently ruined already:-P.

Globeparasite, in Love is blind

" - Ma’am he is dead.

  • no mate, I think he is just Croatian"
Globeparasite, in Better than you

Challenge Accepted

I woke up this morning, alive Worst decision ever

I win

Klear,

Amateur. I woke up and skipped breakfast before going to work.

Globeparasite,

I’d choose fainting because of low blood sugar over being concious anytime but it is a damn respectable participation

Etterra, in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

You know if you order pizza from a place that’s actually good, which is to say not Dominos or Pizza Hut, then that’s actually a fair price. That’s how much I pay including tip and delivery. In Chicagoland.

Etterra, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

I don’t think she can throw that out. It might be legally classified as a culturally significant existing artifact.

VikingHippie, (edited ) in Better than you

Oh yeah? I’ve won the local bad decisions championship 9 times out of the last 10!

The reason I didn’t win last year was because I stayed up all night watching YouTube reaction videos and ended up sleeping through the whole thing, so I consider it a moral victory.

FlyingSquid, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!
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My father was an academic and the thing academics do when they visit each other’s houses is to bring a bottle of something. So they had a cellar room full of booze. It was awesome when I was in high school in the mid-90s. My parents didn’t drink beer though, so there was no beer in the house except for a six-pack of Michelob at the back of the room that had pull tabs on it. They stopped making pull tabs in 1980. So it was at least 14-year-old beer. It was one of the few things I didn’t think about and/or decide to steal.

xX_fnord_Xx,

Similar situation for me, but my sister was five years older than me and age and her friends got to all the good stuff first. All that was left for me was a selection of gross flavored brandy and a bunch of novelty shaped bottles that I undoubtedly ruined the collectible value of when I cracked them open.

FlyingSquid, in YOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I remember when you could get a large pizza at Little Caesar’s for $5.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Now they’re $6. At least where I am. They’re not the best pizza; but they are the best pizza for $6.

Etterra,

I remember when Little Cesar’s didn’t suck, but that didn’t last either.

FlyingSquid,
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I haven’t had it in years, but I used to think their crazy bread was the shit. Sorry to hear it’s gotten awful like everything else.

MrBusiness,

There are a bunch near me but only two of them don’t suck. Prices are still super competitive too, can get two large pizzas a crazy combo and some sauces for under $20

hikikoma, in Better than you

Pffft, stay in your fucking lane.

tias, (edited ) in Do i need to install a driver?

The idea of putting my device into that gives me about the same icky feeling as putting my dick into random holes I find.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Kinky!

austinfloyd,

Yeah, definitely don’t just stick something in, use protection. If you want to use an unknown public charge, there are USB data blocker adapters you can buy.

You get slow charging (since the devices can’t negotiate), but it’s better than an infection.

critical,

How would you get an infection if you have debugging off and the connection set to Charging Only?

Broodjefissa,

Is this a reference to condoms? /s

XTornado, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Kitchen Classics… Yup it’s a classic alright!

bruhduh,
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*historical exhibit

lowleveldata, in Better than you

Gotta hand it to you

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) in Why are jokes about Jim Jones hard to tell?

The punchline would be ruined if we called it flavor-aid ™️

RootAccess, in Do i need to install a driver?

Don’t let the Pigeon drive the fucking bus.

I know you’ve read the warning thousands of times, but the Pigeon could have a mouse, and he is sneaky as fuck, so… you know what? Fuck this shit man. I’m not being paid to be some bus station security guard. Fuck you bus driver man. Hey Pigeon, I say you should live your dream. I’m not stopping you. Go drive the fuck out of that bus. Some rando bus driver telling my kid to do his job for him? Fuck that. Don’t let people take advantage of you - that’s what we should be telling our kids. This world is going to hell.

moog, in Contract has been fulfilled

“What is my purpose?” “You deliver food.” “Oh my God.”

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