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RememberTheApollo_, in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

…and they’re still asking for tips.

Reddfugee42,

It all went downhill when they let the delivery people set the prices

…?

itsgroundhogdayagain, in Went dark because capitalism

I know some of those words

EndlessKnotBoi, in I will spread so much salmonella
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So relatable haha

JamesStallion, in lasagna cat

Is this the only good Garfield comic?

chtk,
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I think that’s still 07/27/1978.

emptiestplace,

Yes :(

LostWon, in Went dark because capitalism

I’m Gen X and not a fan of chat abbreviations but I was mostly just lost on “bussin’” (so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary). Not sure if “I vibe it” is like a form of “vibing” or more like “I’m feeling it” (or something else) though.

Xatix, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.
Rognaut, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.

Absolute worst place on earth. It’s extortion to adults, brainwashing to kids.

Pissnpink,

Edgy

Blackmist, in We at the Westville Marriott want you to know that we hate you and hope you die.

That’s still one up from the breakfast cob someone at my work had from Greasy Lil’s.

Nothing like a cob full of raw egg spunk to start your day.

Nobody is quite sure why everyone calls it Greasy Lil’s. There’s only two people that have ever worked there, and neither are called Lil.

teamevil, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.

Slow down Satan

kittenzrulz123, in At least I don't discriminate

Same

Hikermick, in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you are culinary challenged like myself but would like to making pizza at home, here’s some suggestions:

Frozen grocery store cheese pizza but fancied up by adding whatever topping you are in the mood for. An “Italian seasoning” spice adds a lot of flavor.

Instead of a traditional pizza dough opt for something simpler like French bread or pitas. Slather on sauce, cheese, toppings. This was my introduction to “cooking” when I was broke.

Pre-made pizza crust like Boboli which is nice but ups the cost. You can also buy uncooked dough though I’ve never gone this route. I tried making my own dough back when bread machines were a thing but I could never get the hand of it.

Robin Hood pizza flour. I’m sure there are other brands but this is what our mom would use to make pizza most weekends. Now that I’m thinking about I’ll have to pick some up

planish,

You can make tortilla pizza.

Hikermick,

Is it as fun to make as it is to say?

Lennnny,
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Yes! We use mission low carb wraps (they seem to crisp up better) and spread tomato puree on top, then season it with garlic salt and Italian herbs, add clumps of grated cheese, and then toppings.

The trick is to preheat the oven to 400 with a cast iron in, and then spray with oil when you take it out ready to cook on (use gloves, it’ll be hot). Carefully transfer the pizza to the hot pan, return to oven, and cook for 10 mins. Depending on the toppings, and if you like it a little more top crispy, switch the oven to broil at the 8 min mark for the last two mins.

My new obsession is a little smidge of grated brussel sprouts (don’t knock it til you try it) with an oil spritz.

TheIllustrativeMan,

I’m probably going to try this, thanks for the write up.

Just yesterday I looked at the calorie count for my favorite frozen pizzas (Detroit Supreme, ~2400) and realized I need to cut it out entirely. This might soften the blow.

Lennnny,
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Yeah most pizzas run 300-400 cals a slice. If I really try to go easy on the cheese I can make a tortilla pizza for 500 cals.

I also make a wicked delicious lasagna without pasta sheets (sub for zucchini and kale layers). We designed it to fit our keto macros and I’ve kept it on rotation even though we’re only moderate low carb now.

I_Fart_Glitter,

I feel about the word “slather” the way a lot of people seem to feel about the word moist.

raynethackery,

I hope whatever they are slathering is moist.

Hikermick,

Should I change it to “spread”? because I’m sure that will make somebody uncomfortable

I_Fart_Glitter,

No, “spread” doesn’t carry the same enthusiasm, vigor and volume of sauce that “slather” does…

CADmonkey,

For years I’ve improved frozen pizzas by just adding more mozzarella.

kittenzrulz123, in lasagna cat

Based Garfield

flambonkscious,

He knows, for sure

yamapikariya, in I was wondering why my laptop heats up too much lately
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Not an issue on Linux version

yamapikariya, in #интересное
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Say cheese for the camera

harry_balzac, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.

I’d just lock myself in the bathroom and let the fumes take me.

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