lemmyshitpost

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) in Aliens decide to communicate with us

deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • mossy_,

    “I’m actually genetically pretty rad”

    How so? Strong bones? Tolerance to disease?

    Funkytom467,
    @Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

    Probably short for irradiated. Gotta get that RadAway immediately!

    Transporter_Room_3, (edited ) in German Art
    @Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

    Well that depends. Are you going to go on a rampage indiscriminately, or discriminately?

    Because I will be damned before I’ll enable a racist murderer!

    MightyGalhupo,

    A racist is fine and so is a murderer, but a racist murderer is where we draw the line

    FlyingSquid, in Danke meme
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
    Moc,

    When you use friend group A terminology in friend group B

    _ffiresticks_, in Comment which one is your orgasm face in the comments.

    Middle right over here

    surewhynotlem,

    We should start a club

    bruhduh, (edited )
    @bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes, looking at the amount of comments with middle ones, i think we should

    RattlerSix, in Bible

    “Swear on my balls”

    db2,

    Testify.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    OH LORD, SWEAR ON MY BALLS!

    itsnicodegallo,

    Testicle-fy.

    Rootiest,
    @Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

    Teste-fy

    RagingRobot, in Amazed these aren't real

    It would be great marketing for every company to give out free condoms and there may be less unplanned pregnancies. Some people would shit themselves if they saw that though

    RegalPotoo,
    @RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

    Won’t SOMEBODY think of the CHILDREN

    GrammatonCleric, in Im a dude
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Daniel Tosh’s coffee mug 👍

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Sadly his jokes have gotten milder & less shocking over the years.

    Probably for the best though 😆

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe I should’ve said Anthony Jeselnik 😂

    kittenzrulz123, in nice
    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    With the words of Brad Pitt, a nice big cock.

    manucode, in German Art
    @manucode@infosec.pub avatar

    If you’re German, how do you explain your previous post.

    eya,
    @eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Making fun of American “healthcare” is a global pastime.

    SkyezOpen,

    Laughed so hard I pulled a muscle. The hospital gave me ibuprofen and charged me $4,000.

    jopepa,

    Even the best medicine can be dangerous when irresponsibly indulged.

    You getting a steady stream of those bupros though, bro?

    eco_game, (edited ) in A lesson in Input Validation

    Yooo this reminds me, I think there was an AITA comment on reddit some time ago about a guy who burned down a Pizza place due to putting the entire bee movie script in a message box.

    Edit: I believe it was a comment on an Askreddit thread, but a quick google search appears to not be enough to find it

    Edit 2: I think it’s this one, no clue if it actually happened though reddit.com/…/tifu_by_ordering_food_online_amd_ess…

    get_off_the_phone,

    Why do most of the comments in this thread match exactly with the comments in the linked reddit thread?

    GrundlButter,

    We’re not really that unique. We’re not consciously or likely even unconsciously referencing that thread or others like it. We’re just coming to the same witty conclusions those before us did.

    Even your comment comes up every time there’s a similar thread or experience. Mine too.

    Happy New Year, btw.

    Electromechanical_Supergiant,

    It’s bots all the way down.

    Am I a bot?

    GrundlButter,
    ouRKaoS,

    Click on all the pictures of traffic lights:

    🚦🚦🚥🛑

    🚦🚥🛑🚦

    🚥💩🤪🖕

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Ok my copier story. We had a copier room in my high school with a little window in the door. I put a black sheet of paper on it, set it to copy 999 times, locked the door from the inside, then walked away. Turns out no one knows where the key was to the little copier room. I got caught and was punished. The end.

    Honytawk,

    How many did it print?

    WeirdAlex03,
    @WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip avatar
    raynethackery,

    Great. Now I have to walk my ass down to the print pool.

    Toes, in A lesson in Input Validation

    Oh this reminds me when people discovered all the printers at school were available on the WiFi

    Potatos_are_not_friends,

    That’s incredible.

    Then again, school IT jobs are often given to “my nephew who is good with computers”, because the pay is often half compared to the private sector.

    xpinchx,

    I have a friend that does IT/networking for a school district and he makes bank, YMMV.

    spicytuna62, (edited )
    @spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

    My brother works for a school with 200 kids PreK-12. He’s a teacher, but he also does IT. He gets a $500/yr stipend, and he calls me at least twice a week with basic questions that are solved 95% of the time by rebooting the computer.

    I’ve told him a number of times the district owes me that stipend lol

    outcide,
    @outcide@lemmy.world avatar

    $500 a year?!? Hey buddy, thanks for looking after our IT systems, here’s an extra $1.50 a week …

    ouRKaoS,

    That’s ridiculous!

    I’m surprised it’s not a student ran IT Club that the kids have a pay a materials fee for…

    user224,
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    One teacher told us that once an IT technician at our school built the network, connecting 2 school institutions with ~7 buildings using only hubs. That network was apparently almost unusably slow, which isn’t surprising.

    21Cabbage,

    My school had a level of security on their printers…and also a shitload of hackers. Like, the IT department was reporting vulnerabilities discovered by the students to Apple amount of hackers.

    Maggoty,

    My high school had a level of security too. The same password on every work computer in the school.

    Amazingly, I never resorted to changing grades. However logging into the admin account to play games instead of the 1,358th typing class was definitely on the menu.

    rob_t_firefly,
    @rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

    I know that school, they have a pool on the roof.

    21Cabbage,

    Not the one unfortunately but wouldn’t surprise me if multiple groups of high schoolers over the years and across the country have been blowing holes in MacOS’s security.

    user224,
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    And not just printers. There may or may not also be a few Wi-Fi APs with login details admin:admin. And there also may or may not be many computers with RDP enabled without password. And those that have some password may or may not re-use the same short password for Administrator account. There also may or may not be SMTP server, though unfortunately in my case it doesn’t allow using it so send e-mails outside the network. It returns “Relay access denied” error.

    betterdeadthanreddit,

    If it makes you feel any better, before the days of ubiquitous wi-fi, printers on wired networks in my school were about as easy to discover and use from a distance. FTPing a text file to one would start a print job for that file and it would be trivial to mash together that information plus a list of printer addresses for the entire district network (courtesy of nmap).

    This information was certainly never put to use.

    afraid_of_zombies, in A lesson in Input Validation

    I do hope when someone reads about a Christian Nationalism lawsuit going on they don’t find out what law office is representing the guy who wants to hurt gay people. Then find the fax number on their site, go get a temp email at all the free sites that provide it, go to a send fax over the Internet site, and send them long faxes.

    AlecSadler,

    I…never thought of this, thank you for the idea.

    Railing5132,

    An old trick you could do on old physical fax machines was to tape a couple of sheets of black construction paper together, feed them into the machine and tape them into a loop. Dial your special person and burn through all their toner. Of course, now it would just generate a bunch of emails.

    Agent641,

    Black fax - such an effective remote physical attack that fax companies had to actually hard-code a defence against it, to not print pages where there would be enough ink or toner dispensed that it could damage the machine or be a fire hazard

    ouRKaoS,

    Ahh, yes, the Infinifax™

    I may have once pulled this with the Banana knock knock joke. Ran their machine out of paper.

    EdibleFriend, in FEDiverse
    @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

    This is the shit Trump dreamt about that lead to him running.

    empireOfLove2,
    @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    nah. he’s not wearing a tan suit in this image so not nearly scary enough

    WashedOver, in Im a dude
    @WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

    This seems to match up with a recent Republican talking head saying Democrat women start their day with an abortion, then their coffee, and then other errands…

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    If there’s some woman out there who’s getting pregnant every day, she’s a medical marvel and needs to be studied! 😄

    Fixbeat, in Don't even ask.

    Sounds like there was a parrot 🦜 incident.

    Klear,

    No incident, it’s just resting!

    200ok,

    Every sign has a story

    Sinaf, (edited )
    @Sinaf@lemmy.world avatar

    The psittacosis pandemic of 1929-1930 would be my guess.

    It was mentioned in the psittacosis article someone posted.

    200ok,

    Thank you

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #