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Korne127, in Especially with a real one!
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

I… don’t
Has that word ever really meant that?!

rockSlayer,

You’re telling me you’ve never pegged with your friends?

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Gen-X here. My friends and I just said “ride the pegs” or “suicide ride”.

oyfrog,

Related to suicide ride, but I’m a millennial: I had a childhood friend who rode down a hill on the pegs once. He thought the best solution for slowing down mid-hill was to jump off.

ynthrepic,
@ynthrepic@lemmy.world avatar

To shreds you say?

Raiderkev,

Was it a nice funeral at least?

Itsamelemmy,

Isn’t suicide without the pegs? Just barely gripping on to the wheel bolts. Or on the handlebars?

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Suicide was the front, pegs or not. At least for us.

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

We called it pumping, which now that I think about it isn’t much better

Gestrid, in How to keep a man

What is that?

johannesvanderwhales,

Chicken drumsticks (without skin), mac and cheese mixed with shells and cheese, plus canned corn.

Nothing fancy but this wouldn’t look so horrific with some not-awful lighting. It’s a terrible picture of some pretty typical food.

BoastfulDaedra,

…in which country, though?

RedAggroBest,

It what world is canned corn looking like that? That looks like yellow vomit

johannesvanderwhales,

Looks pretty normal for canned creamed corn to me. Its not a thing I would describe as pretty to begin with, and this is pretty much the lowest tier of it.

InEnduringGrowStrong, in Amazed these aren't real
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Is it in” is gold

Slow,

KFC is chicken flavoured and what flavour is Nike?

InEnduringGrowStrong,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bubblegum

PrinceWith999Enemies, in FEDiverse

“Thank god you’re here, Mr. President. Your new name is Billy O’Brien and you’re about to take over as the leading candidate for the Democratic nomination.”

I am standing by and watching my doorbell cam. I’ll let you know when he shows.

misterundercoat,

Don’t sleep on Billy O.

drag

Don’t ever sleep on Billy O.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Danke meme

Tfw I stretch in my sleep and wake up with a waiter

hungryphrog, (edited )

Well, waking up next to a random waiter is better than waking up next to Hitler.

rob_t_firefly, (edited ) in A lesson in Input Validation
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

Somebody once told me, raw input’s gonna roll me…

BigBlackCoffee,

That’s what she said.

ReiRose,

Said the actress to the bishop

WheatleyInc, in Danke meme
@WheatleyInc@lemmy.world avatar

Pet… Children?

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

you don’t pet your children while walking them?

DramaOppa,

He’s saying what if he wanted to pet pet children.

Pregnenolone, (edited ) in German Art

Downvoting for being bad at history, not art (which is also bad)

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Ford scoreboards and seven corollas ago I J Braham Lincoln saild the seas in the search of the one piece

aeronmelon, in FEDiverse

If you’re cold, he’s cold.

Agent641,

Presidents arent just for christmas, they are a huge commitment. Every year after the holidays, animal shelters fill up with unwanted presidents, and those that cannot be re-homed are euthanised.

TunaCowboy, in German Art

ITT: ackshurwarbgarblinglly a shitpost.

Y’all let your mommies know so she can give you a dino chicken nuggy for being such a smart boy.

balderdash9,

I don’t think Lemmy knows what shitposting is. Either that or they just take everything too serious lol

EmperorHenry, in A lesson in Input Validation
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I would’ve put the super uncut extended edition of all three lord of the rings movies

Lunachocken,

Why not entire txt files containing several hundred random characters such that the entropy is high enough compression is useless >:) but maybe it’s preferred.

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I don’t know what you’re talking about, I suggested the uncut extended LOTR trilogy scripts because each of those three movies are over 4 hours long.

Honytawk,

Get with the times.

Just attach the entire dataset of an LLM.

Lunachocken,

Yes

NocturnalEngineer, in That escalated quickly 😬

You’re in an abusive relationship with Duolingo. Support is available.

Agent641,

Overly-attached language app

GreyEyedGhost, in German Art

Here’s your upvote. Keep practicing. I believe in you!

NoMoreLurking,

We all do!

WE ALL DO!!!

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

HEIL BOLDERDASH9!

NegativeInf,

No, no, not like that.

ElBarto, (edited )
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ok, ok, how about this.

Glory to you and your house Bolderdash9.

NoMoreLurking,

Yeah, yeah, just to clarify…

We all believe that he can be a great artist, not the next Führer 🤣

Sanctus, in milk
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Gotcha covered

TheHottub, in Aliens decide to communicate with us
@TheHottub@lemmy.world avatar

Show them my tinyverse

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

That’s good they’ll think it’s the norm… And we can seduce their female (if they exist).

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