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lolola, in Hot earth
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Seasons are when God flips it to cook the other side

Climate change is when God said fuck it let’s just boil the mf

crsu,

It all make sense now

aeronmelon, in Aliens decide to communicate with us

UN: “Boy, they really like using Star Trek memes to convey their thoughts…”

nxdefiant,

All the Me clones: Sokath, his eyes opened.

AngryCommieKender,

Riker: 🍆 💦

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Turns out Star Trek was just a retelling of actual intergalactic life

Aliens: Who the hell told them all this stuff … I don’t look like that? … My ass isn’t that fat … Is it?

misophist,

“These beings have documented a perfect understanding of warp core, matter transmission, and matter replication technologies, yet they refuse to actually use any them and are stuck on a single planet fighting wars over limited resources.”

OldManBOMBIN, (edited ) in It's canon now. And so is a certain image format.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3a7c63c5-11e4-49cc-9a7b-c36875d967b8.png

My giant giraffe agrees.

If you’re still unconvinced, say “G”

The letter starts with the J sound.

Checkmate atheists.

MeanEYE, (edited )
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Oooh, that’s how grammar works in English language? Okay, so me as a developer of some obscure thing from this point forward are instructing everyone to pronounce “home” as “hume”, since that’s how you pronounce “o” in “tomb”. I decided that solely because my software is loosely related to the meaning of the word. K thx bai.

OldManBOMBIN,

Did you invent the word home? No? So you don’t get to decide how to pronounce it.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Neither did the author of graphic format. GIF is not a word, but initialism, like NSA, FBI, NASA, IBM, etc. And there are specific rules how they are read and pronounced.

OldManBOMBIN,

O.k.

dogslayeggs,

NASA is an acronym, not an initialism. And guess how the last letter of NASA is pronounced versus how the A in the corresponding word is pronounced. Ah vs Uh.

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Irrelevant comment to the discussion at hand as the matter is not set in stone in English language. More to the point it doesn’t change the fact how GIF is pronounced. Even if you consider it an acronym it’s still a form of abbreviation and not a word on its own with known heritage, hence the general rules on how to pronounce letter g do not apply.

Had the word originate from French part of the English dictionary (like gin, giraffe, etc.) then g is pronounced as j before vowels e and i and would make sense. But Germanic words (such as gift, geese) still use hard g. So applying normal rules is pointless, since English has no such thing.

In short, it’s pronounced whatever the way people pronounce it. End of story.

halm,
@halm@leminal.space avatar

Wait till you hear about ghoti

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Haha, good one!

Imgonnatrythis,

I may sound haughty and knowledgable when I say JiF then, but between just you and me, I didn’t know a damn thing about this and just decided to say it this way in my brain for reasons that remain unclear.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Me too. I just always said it with a soft G because my brain told me that’s how it was pronounced.

OldManBOMBIN,

Strange that I never got a notification for this. Hm.

I’ve always pronounced it that way for whatever reason, and when I learned that was the correct way I was very high and mighty, lol

irmoz,

Was it a gift?

OldManBOMBIN,

Yeah, from a gyrating genie named George.

carpelbridgesyndrome,

Yes but actually no

Jarix,

Good god Gordon go gag a gator

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

I always think all the arguments are ridiculous because it’s essentially saying that someone is pronouncing a product (not a word) that they created incorrectly. This product even has a catchphrase for it. There’s literally nothing you can say to contradict that. It’s a product with a catchphrase that describes how to pronounce it. If you pronounce it differently then you do you, but you are wrong.

Annoyed_Crabby,

It’s also pretty funny when it’s about actual product you will get corrected to the intended pronunciation, or at least, allowed because people acknowledge there might be multiple way of reading a word based on where you from. Like potato and tomato.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

technically starts with the D sound

OldManBOMBIN,

Now you’re just getting crazy

AstridWipenaugh,

Oh yeah? Well lick my gargantuan gorilla gonads.

(I’m actually team jif but can’t help myself)

Kolanaki, (edited ) in They done did it
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GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

dafuq’s a quat

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The leaves of the shrub Catha Edulis.

MissJinx, (edited ) in Gaston Glock has died
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If only hitler was there to kill hin

OldManBOMBIN,

The hero we didn’t want but needed (in this particular hypothetical situation)

DharmaCurious, in Aliens decide to communicate with us
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Well, there’ll be a lot less billionaires pretty quickly, from there it’s gonna be a lot of references to star trek, doctor who, dead philosophers and general southernisms.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

lol … aliens arrive in 1960s era London police boxes to try to not alarm us as they make first contact

Aliens first message: … I say my good man, it’s quite a coincidence to find you in this part of the galaxy. I feel pecked by a hundred chickens, fuller than a tick on a big dog and fine as frog hair and not half as slick to greet you on this fair morning under god’s blue sky.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

… I think I’m in love with you.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Hot earth
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Need a bun moon and a mustard nebula to collide with.

theodewere,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

dill pickle spear, chopped onions, fresh tomato, mustard and that's Earth Chicago style

barack_obama, in FEDiverse

hello

FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

My Fellow Americans

BonesOfTheMoon,

Thanks!

jopepa, (edited ) in 750 m below ground in the Bavarian Alps...

Are these sausages or stalactites?

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Saucetites

jopepa,

Cute, have an upvote. But what am I looking at here?

Thermal_shocked,

Sausagetitties

gravitas_deficiency,

Yes

PrinceWith999Enemies, in 750 m below ground in the Bavarian Alps...

It’s a tough life in the salami mines.

Sarmyth,

It really does look like salami…

Agent641,

My father died from working the salami mines. He got the pink lung.

Thermal_shocked,

I made my kid watch Zoolander just to make the black lung joke when he coughed

gravitas_deficiency,

That’s good parenting right there

shlocko,

It ain’t much, but it’s sausage work.

MonkCanatella, in 'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'

fuckin. what?

kautau,

The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars

c0mbatbag3l, in Merry ChristmaX
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Alright now hook that shit up to the router, don’t forget to create a LAG or you’ll create a broadcast storm, and I’m in a WoW raid in ten minutes so make it fast.

MadhuGururajan,

Are you just throwing networking terms together? How does a LAG prevent a switching loop?

c0mbatbag3l, (edited )
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

It doesn’t.

The assumption is that they’re creating a high bandwidth trunk interface to the L3 switch/router, so if they forget to create an aggregate it’ll be two independent interfaces and will down the network (or a port will auto down itself with STP, MSTP, etc. but that’s not as funny)

MadhuGururajan,

A router of industrial scale which i see at work has its ports to be l3 ports by default. They don’t down the network as the router rejects config where two ports are given the same subnet… at least the ones i operate at work.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

That’s true, the default for layer 3 switches is to have its port set as routable.

The original joke really kinda falls flat with modern tech, but it’s still funny to think about handing a switch to someone with zero knowledge and then watch as they accidentally lock up the environment.

InEnduringGrowStrong,
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

LAG are aggregated interfaces and they can indeed be used to prevent (some) layer 2 loops. LAG as in Link Aggregation Group)

Using 2 non-LAG interfaces between the same 2 devices creates a loop.
In the case of a loop, if you’re running spanning tree, one of these interface will be blocking instead of forwarding, preventing the loop, but also percentile the use of this interface until the topology changes (ie: the current one goes down).
If you’re not running spanning tree for some reason, then both interface will chug along, oblivious to the fact that there’s a loop and broadcast packets will indeed keep being flooded on one and received on the other, again flooded, etc. creating a broadcast storm and impacting performance of the whole layer 2 domain and possibly even crashing devices.

A LAG more or less means the interfaces in the group behave as one big (aggregated) interface.
LAG also means you can push traffic on both interfaces for more bandwidth.

Source: Network engineer Internet plumber

AnUnusualRelic, in Why do I do this?
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

I read while brushing my teeth. It’s not like there’s something interesting to look at.

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

If I read I get distracted and brush the same three teeth for ten minutes.

WorldieBoi, in They done did it

le tits now

hakunawazo,

Yeah, let’s write that on anal bum cover.

Imgonnatrythis, in They done did it

And many years later it has served as an excuse for what I insist are mistypes on my browser history.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Just trying to find that perfect cum piss

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