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pineapplelover, in Counterspell this

Wingardium leviosa real quick

pipows, in Went dark because capitalism
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As a non native speaker: what the fuck

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

What nation would speak this? NoCapistan?

FeelzGoodMan420,

Why did you get downvoted for a perfectly legitimate joke that was directly related to the subject matter? This fucking community man…

Decoy321,

Relax, homeboy. It’s just one downvote.

Anyolduser,

As a native speaker I think you and I understood the same number of words.

fne8w2ah, in "looks inside, individually packaged"

Malicious compliance at its best.

RIP_Cheems, (edited ) in "looks inside, individually packaged"
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

JUST PUT IT IN A PILL BOTTLE.

Telodzrum,

Bottles are bad. There’s a reason that the industry is, often due to public welfare regulations, moving away from them.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Could you explain why?

orrk,

because people really do end up chugging the pills, among other reasons.

i am totally for reducing waste, but we have bigger fish to fry first

downdaemon,
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you can still chug the pills it just takes a few more minutes

androogee,
downdaemon,
@downdaemon@lemmy.ml avatar

thanks for that

Baines,

yea it’s sadly a proven principle that any extra difficulty helps lower suicide rates

what are these pills that OD is a worry?

YeeterPan,

Fewer people create less waste.

youstolemyname, (edited )

Blister packs are purposely annoying to open to prevent abuse

downdaemon,
@downdaemon@lemmy.ml avatar

i don’t know any addict that would be deterred for even a minute by that

Doxin,
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And yet suicides measurably decreased when the switch to blister packs was made.

lugal, in They're good dogs, Brent

Is it really worth it?

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Doesn't look like anything to me

Is it me? Am I Garfield?!?!

son_named_bort,

We are all Garfield on this blessed day.

jaybone,

Has Garfield made some kind of comeback or are all the zoomers like “what are these old people talking about?”

I’ve seen a ton of Garfield references lately. I have to wonder.

gedaliyah, in You're welcome for making your Tuesday just a little bit worse.
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

“28 Days, 6 Hours, 42 Minutes, 12 Seconds. That Is When The World Will End.”

AllOutOfBubbleGum, in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

I before E, except after C.

DingoBilly,

There are more words this didn’t work for than words this does work for…

Grass,
MBM,

I feel like most of those words would be pronounced very differently with IE

CaptainMcMonkey, (edited ) in They're good dogs, Brent

What is Purebred, If it’s not just inbred with the paperwork to prove it?

Junkers_Klunker,

Yea its like the house of Habsburg vs. Alabama

Kyle,

I used to think that as well.

But I took the saying “adopt and shop responsibly” to heart and looked up what a responsible breeder has to do to be considered one.

Genetic tests determine if the dogs have known genes that cause diseases. If one of the parents has a recessive gene for a disease that won’t express in the pups because the other parent doesn’t have it, you can keep dogs that have desirable traits like excellent personality, lack of anxiety and general health in the gene pool—helping to maintain genetic diversity while not passing down a disease.

The kennel clubs (CKC) have started helping to reduce inbreeding by keeping track of the lineage of dogs and avoiding inbreeding by calculating the coefficient of inbreeding. The COI is a metric used in dog breeding to measure the level of inbreeding in a dog’s pedigree. It is an excellent tool for an institution that used to inadvertently encourage inbreeding because they created standards. Can more be done? Yes, is this a step in the right direction? Yes.

It’s worth noting that genetic tests don’t know everything, they might only test for a handful of the 20,000 or so genes and we don’t know what all genes do, and some genes are benign in some breeds and dangerous in others. This is why x-rays and elbow and hip assesments of the parents are still important. It’s also why meeting the parents of you puppy is important. If you don’t like them, you won’t like their pups.

On top of that epigenetics massively impacts the behaviour of pups. This is especially true if the grandmother of a puppy had a happy stress free life. Yes, we now know that improvements from nurture not just nature can be inherited. Dogs with happy lives produce happy dogs.

A responsible breeder will have done all of this, as well as done early socialisation and desensitization for the first eight weeks of the pups and many more considerations like limiting the amount of times they use a dam. These tests and assessments would have cost them around $10,000 for the dam and sire.

I wrote this insane response because if typing this on a meme educated one person who might get a dog, then the world is just a little bit of a better place.

MacNCheezus, in Doesn't look like anything to me
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah I’m thinking it was probably OP

normanwall, in They're good dogs, Brent

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  • kamenlady,
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    I’m gonna talk to Brant now: “what’s up Bront?”. Let’s hear Brent’s answer.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    I see you understood the reference.

    Imgonnatrythis, in Contract has been fulfilled

    Joke’s on you though, with doordash you still have to tip at the time the order is placed.

    brasil, in Anachronism

    Game Dino D-Day

    MacNCheezus, in elephants
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    Can they play the piano?

    xor,

    if they want to

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    [X] Doubt

    xor,

    (they don’t want to)

    Globeparasite, in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

    Bloody fuck that’s dark

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