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MacNCheezus, in Do i need to install a driver?
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Only one way to find out…

draneceusrex, in Counterspell this
Deebster,
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I had no idea this existed but now Ralph Bakshi’s Wizards is top of my to-watch list.

nxdefiant,

Came here to post this, damn.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizards_(film)

MacNCheezus, in Counterspell this
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I cast hail of lead

thisbenzingring, in Doesn't look like anything to me

It was Jon. He had a cat in the 70s. But that orange thing he tells you is just lazy? Nope it’s the same cat, just stuffed like an hunter’s trophy. Jon, he has his quarks we decide to just look the other way sometimes. I haven’t had lasagna in years… Always smells so good too…

crystalmerchant, in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

That’s a big ass bucket

casmael, in Counterspell this

Dodge this you filthy casual

Resol, in elephants
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Why spend money on a timpani when you can hire an elephant? It’s also 99% less ear damaging.

xor,

the timpanist union would like a word with you…

Resol,
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Yeah, I unironically hate that instrument. Just downvote me, I don’t care.

xor,

they always seems like generic, classical music drums, to me…
but you can dislike whatever you do, i don’t mind

Resol, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.
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Oh no, now I have to deal with listening to timpani noises every now and then.

Everyone, get ready to downvote.

crystalmerchant,

Oh, I get it!*

*No I don’t

Resol,
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There’s an earlier reply that I responded to that explains everything.

Thcdenton,

Wait, I’m confused

Resol,
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I hear this instrument all the time in many Disney related things. Not all.

And it’s my least favorite instrument. I actually mean that.

Thcdenton,

Don’t forget the cymbals and trupet fanfares. Fuck my life I hate disneyland.

Resol,
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Cymbals are fine for me, as long as they’re used in a regular ol’ drum set, you know, the one used in rock and metal music and whatnot.

Trumpets sound best in jazz music imo.

cley_faye, in Do i need to install a driver?

You’re the driver now.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Counterspell this
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Thops pulling out an AR-15

“Who’s the bluntstone now, bitches?! Bet you wish you had my shield magic now, don’t you, you stupid stone-faced bastards!”

Raya Lucaria scholars fleeing in terror

“Who gave that maniac a key to the gate?!”

KreekyBonez,

“hey tarnished, don’t go to academy today…”

Resol, in Do i need to install a driver?
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I’m plugging in a keyboard so I can type my destination in. That would be way faster than buying a plane ticket and visa.

Oh wait, that’s a bad idea because I might accidentally turn the plane into a kamikaze drone. Don’t do terrorism, kids.

Linkerbaan, in Do i need to install a driver?
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It needs to support xinput

OpenStars, in Meta-Shit
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This describes me, and I like it!:-P

raynethackery, in Counterspell this

Worshiping Mystra by day and Gond by night.

x4740N, (edited ) in Meta-Shit
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Pretty sure this is from a movie, also pretty sure chocolate is toxic to birds

youtu.be/UdRvlLZLI6c?si=I8bBls5U1XMTZmmW

Son_of_dad,

Very much so. Hope that’s not a real bird cause he dead

Maalus,

It wasn’t a real bird obviously

buycurious,
x4740N, (edited )
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“Listen here cum-slut”

Fucking hell that phrase is the best thing I have this year so far

SuckMyWang,

My worldview just got a little brighter

Death_Equity,

So glad. I can’t imagine the nightmare of trying to clean chocolate off of a cockatoo or the harm the bird would suffer if it had ingested much of that chocolate or be exposed to that temperature. Great CGI though, I had thought it was real for years.

My bird flew into a fly strip once and that was bad enough, a chocolate coated bird 10 times the size would be horrible.

oatscoop,

At least chocolate is water soluble.

Death_Equity,

You have to get 99% of it off of a soaking wet upset contemporary dinosaur with a nutcracker for a face, not easy. After that, the bird will remember the event for the rest of its life and will behave accordingly.

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