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niktemadur, in life hacks

Ok, somebody’s gotta say it and it’s gonna be me:

Yo dawg, we put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower.

OpenStars,
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usualsuspect191,

How’d you solve the last 25%?

Ross_audio,

I bought n books and I only have 100/2^^n problems left.

Rubanski,

Sounds like a “Achilles and the tortoise” problem

kender242, (edited )
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Zeno’s pair-a-books!

niktemadur, (edited )

So it’s like Bitcoin mining, then, halving each time.

OpenStars,
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Recursion.

I uh… might have forgotten the terminal condition, so feel free to report me for violating Rule 2 of this community - breaking the law! (of good sense):-P

Empricorn,

Thank you for your service. I wasn’t going to leave that un-posted, believe!

raynethackery, in I can barely grasp where I am, please don't ask me any questions before I have some coffee

Listen, I’m like an old computer. I need time to boot up in the morning. One hour should do it.

FlyingSquid, in Meow
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This is how boring it was to be a monk in the middle ages. You draw stuff like this in the margins when you aren’t painstakingly copying a Roman treatise on Aristotle’s Poetics.

CADmonkey, in Venus by Tuesday

The titty of the polar vortex sags ever southward.

sugar_in_your_tea, in life hacks
synae,
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OpenStars, in You won't listen...
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Real men actually do things post memes.

It reminds me of that YouTube series “Why are you so angry?”

sighofannoyance, in You won't listen...
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lemmy.world/post/10872796

that’s the original post 😃

Nei, in Meow
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Literally WTF.

Jimmyeatsausage,

This is what it feels like to look at a meme with NO context. 300 years from now, people will be going to college to study archeology and learning about OAG, rage faces, and soyjak.

psud, (edited )

Detachable penis

YouTube search cannot autocomplete ‘penis’

Nei, in Venus by Tuesday
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New next level science unlocked.

ThrowawayPermanente, in Meow

One fish is an insulting offer for a sausage that size, come on man

Diprount_Tomato, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

They didn’t like the performance

FederatedSaint, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

It’s obv not a Costco sign, there is a Tesco product in the background and Costco does not sell other companies’ house-brand stuff. Just Kirkland and name brand stuff.

OutlierBlue,

You still shouldn’t throw Tesco cabbages at Costco staff.

The_Eminent_Bon,

What about M&S cabbages?

FlyingSquid, in life hacks
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Mmmm. Soggy toast.

HonoraryMancunian,

Toast becomes soggy anyway once you eat it

baggins, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

Someone printed that sign at home and then stuck it there to take a funny picture for the internet

Imgonnatrythis,

That just doesn’t sound like something people would do. I’m going to keep searching for a funnier answer.

FlyingSquid,
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Shut up or I’ll throw a cabbage at you.

4am, in Just Bill-t different

Bill Stickers is innocent!

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