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unreachable, in This is what my wife calls me after the incident.
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iesou, in I'm monster pilled, hbu

youtu.be/RPKus1FuV-o?si=8KH_pHhtDE8uaqrH

Red Bull also releases these offensive weird ads that play during sports events.

RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t see how that’s offensive. It’s actually a pretty clever commercial referencing the portrait “Venus”

SomeGuy69, in Chicken soup

Lasagne

Ceedoestrees, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd

Looks like a knotted string of butt hairs connected across the diameter of the anus, splitting the turd in twain. At some point the pressure of the bowel movement overstressed the butt hair bridge, snapping it and allowing the remainder of the shit to come out as one.

DanglingFury,

It’s not a waffle stomp. It’s a noodle press

distantsounds,
mathemachristian,

The fact that you used the word twain while talking about what happened during a shit is amazing. Superb. No notes.

Viking_Hippie,

In this episode of Ceedoestrees: Poop Detective!

Seriously though, that’s some impressive reasoning!

AFKBRBChocolate,

I’m not sure I agree, the diameter of the trunk isn’t significantly different from the diameter of the branches. If it were split, the branches should be half as wide.

I think what happened is that the beginning of the turd was the top of the trunk, and it broke where the end of the lower-right branch is. You can see that it broke at an angle. Then the remaining part came out and that angled bit is where the left branch attaches to the trunk. I think it landed there in it’s soft/warm state and merged together at that point. You can see that the color of the top of the left branch is the same as the end of the right branch, then transitions to lighter.

And that’s as much turd analysis as I want to do today.

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Take my upvote you filthy animal

VelvetGentleman,

The simplest explanation is that someone merged them together by hand in order to take a picture of it.

Thcdenton, in idk how to title this
Socsa,

Yes, burn Andrew Tate to death

Mango, in Chicken soup

Hawaiian sweet bread!

UraniumBlazer, in Are ya winning, son?

Well… they’re definitely winning from the looks of it!

awwwyissss, in I'm monster pilled, hbu

But doctor, why am I having all these health problems!?

trashgirlfriend,

No worries, just have another can of delicious Monster Energy Pipeline Punch UwU

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/64b21312-e07b-4878-ae66-05d42b0a261f.jpeg

rmuk, in Chicken soup

Croissant.

awwwyissss, in Mark Zuckerberg has been diagnosed with a serious medical condition

You got my hopes up until I realized it’s a joke

aarRJaay,
@aarRJaay@lemmy.world avatar

Ligma is a SERIOUS condition, it’s nothing to joke about

DrPop, in Are ya winning, son?

What is suppose to be in Dad’s hand because it looks like a dog food bowl.

rickyrigatoni,

Doorknob

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

ashtray?

flambonkscious,

Good question - i’m assuming it’s not a meat cleaver (but that’s what my first impression is)

EvokerKing, in I'm monster pilled, hbu

Monster energy dropped Mercedes AMG petronas team for McLaren this year btw.

sherlockholmez,

I think they still personally sponsor LH, though.

ABoxOfPhotons, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

It’s glowing bright red with coldness.

Melt, in meow :3

Woof

TheBig2023Meltdown, in nicotine wars

Other way round in the UK lol. Disposable vapes are around £10 and cigarettes are usually about £15 (?)

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