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MacNCheezus, in (　・ω・)
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Said no one, ever

MeatsOfRage, in nicotine wars

Can I bum a dart there bud?

s_s, in Chicken soup

Babka

Shou,

Dunno what it is, but that sounds like a name.

OpenStars, in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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Spitting ice cold verses like he… I dunno, I haven’t had my coffee ☕ yet.:-D

MacNCheezus,
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Man, I haven’t even slept yet.

OpenStars,
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Rest In Peace, friend.

Wait no! I mean… yeah, get a good rest:-D.

MacNCheezus,
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Unfortunately, there is no rest for the wicked.

OpenStars,
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With enough alcohol you can at least pass out

I hope you find your path. [Insert funny & witty meme that is somehow highly relevant to the OP] Oh shit, I actually found one:

“I will give you rest maddafucka!” (Exodus 33:14)

rest

If you have to be awake, I hope you at least enjoy this thought:-D.

Kedly, in are you sure?

I’ve seen way too many guys who think they’re uglier than they are. Confidence and Comedy really are great ways to have a shot, even if you’re faking the confidence. Its a tough lesson, but you DO need to sell yourself a little

JackbyDev,

I always joke that I snagged my wife by being funny. Then she laughs. Then I’m like “See!?” It’s a great bit. She insists I’m handsome. I don’t see it. The parts of me she compliments aren’t even things I’m conscious of.

Kedly,

Yeah, exactly. Not only are a lot of men nowhere NEAR as ugly as they think they are, ugly is also subjective, and theres gonna be a partner who probably thinks you’re physically hot

MacNCheezus, in are you sure?
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Perhaps a shower and a haircut wouldn’t hurt.

Fudoshin,
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I’m having my weekly shower later today! 👍

RandomVideos, in Chicken soup

Cereals

Jubei_K_08, in Chicken soup

Pozole 🥲

ziixe, in Chicken soup
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Sandwich

Arthur_Leywin, in Chicken soup

Bacon

billwashere, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

This looks more like a forge than a heater.

braxy29, in Chicken soup

english muffin

AwkwardTurtle, in Chicken soup

Pepperoni

son_named_bort, in Last year I found a Y shaped turd

That’s the lucky turd. You’re supposed to eat it for good luck.

NoSpiritAnimal,
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No dont eat it! You’re supposed to break it in half like a wishbone.

ralakus,

And then eat it

1984, (edited ) in Mark Zuckerberg has been diagnosed with a serious medical condition
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Lizards don’t get ligma I think, but hard to say since it’s a fictional decease… :)

skulblaka,

Lizards get ligma eyes, it’s a different strain. Like bird flu vs human flu.

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