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wetnoodle, in Chicken soup
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He is meaty ziti now

NickwithaC, in Chicken soup
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Breakfast

wetnoodle, in You wanted to
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Marzanna, in Chicken soup

Ramen

Ozy, in el striper

Cago

SnokenKeekaGuard, in The cumming will continue until the spankings stop.
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I hope this was a post that made sense with the intended attached image and not just a threat

sentient_loom,
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Oh this is a threat. I don’t post meme pictures in shitpost communities. I post solid gold text.

tubaruco,

what about the gold? i see none

sentient_loom,
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Those with eyes to see…

EvilEyedPanda, in Chicken soup

NGL burrito is pretty perfect!

arin, in Reblog if youre american

I’m uncircumcised and after fapping when my head is still exposed i cannot wear underwear or pants omfg it’s so fucking uncomfortable touching anything dry, IDK how circumcised people live, it’s like constant pain.

A_Random_Idiot,

Desensitization.

Kinda like how martial artists slam their shin into a bat. eventually the shin strengthens and you don’t feel it near as bad as you did at the start.

dylanTheDeveloper,
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I think you might have syphilis

Lafari,

THIS!! Why didn’t anyone else tell him? I’m glad you did. He might not die of fantasy now.

prayer,

Kertinization. A layer of keratin forms around the head to protect it when circumcized.

systemglitch,

I love it, and I have no idea what you are talking about, it’s never bothered by being in clothes.

wildbus8979, (edited ) in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

Abraham certainly did not speak modern Hebrew. A language that was invented in the late 19th century to further the Zionist cause.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Revival_of_the_Hebrew_language

MacNCheezus,
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Doesn’t matter what language he spoke (probably biblical Hebrew), he was a descendant from a people referred to as Hebrews (see Exodus 2:1-10).

gedaliyah,
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Weird. Then why can I read the inscription in this photo of a text composed 3500 years ago? I guess some time traveler learned this totally invented 19th century language and taught it to the people back then, and also came up with Arabic and some other languages that are pretty closely related.

By the way, it says not to lie (although his hand is partly covering it).

ShortFuse, in Chicken soup

Cookie

cypherpunks, in Please clap
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this meme using the verb found instead of reached is mildlyinfuriating

MacNCheezus,
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No refunds.

Resol, in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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I thought he always Yiddished his coffee.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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I don’t even know what that means, but you gave me a great idea for another meme.

Also, Yiddish originates from the Ashkenazi community in 9th century Europe, Moses certainly didn’t know anything about that.

Resol,
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I was just trying to make a joke about a different language that was also written with the Hebrew script. Turns out it sounds terrible.

MacNCheezus,
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Oh vey, what a shonda…

Real talk though, that’s honestly quite fascinating, isn’t it. Yiddish is a Germanic language while Hebrew is Semitic. Those are two entirely different language families, yet both languages use the same letters.

Also, Finnish and Hungarian belong to a common family even though they read and sound entirely different and have little cultural and no geographic overlap.

Resol,
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This is what keeps me up at night.

5null5, in Kid is doomed

Depends on who you ask actually.

peopleproblems,

I’m pretty sure it’s a far right attempt at a meme.

My son’s Psychologist has repeated to us that our kid will do much better in a house with parents in a secure relationship than the one we have now. Which isn’t hard to believe, when your mom is belittling everything your dad does and your dad says things quietly to her that make mom explode.

Personally, I think he would have benefitted from a relationship where she didn’t send nudes to the guy she cheated on me with 3 years ago, but maybe I’m just that unattractive and distracted by work.

modifier,

That would explain the random fact of there being exactly 1,488 ratapedes online in the cap.

Outtatime, in Chicken soup
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Pussy

FrostKing, in Chicken soup

Yogurt. Not bad actually.

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