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bunkyprewster, in Don't

Maybe?

Che_Donkey,
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NO

bunkyprewster, in Don't
lugal, in Don't

Too late 😏

FlyingSquid,
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lugal,

Say no to no!

lugal, in Got this text. Seems legit, but I'm kind of suspicious.

If it was one bee, I wouldn’t be sure, but ten thousand? I think you can trust it

LemmyKnowsBest,

Because of the hive mind principle

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
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*Bee-cause of the hive mind principle

lugal,

Yes but seriously: I have heard of troll farms but 10000?? C’mon!

Jerb322,
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10000 bees can’t be wrong…

WarmSoda,

Right? Now if it were only one bee, I wouldn’t be sure.

kittenzrulz123, in Don't

Perhapsn’t

Pothetato,
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Perchancen’t

sentient_loom,
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Then again perhaps’ll

M137, (edited )
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Yes but actually non’t

general_kitten, in Better stock up on this before SHTF

mmm… limescale, so tasty.

FatTony, in How much for cuddles?
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Wouldn’t it be more useful if he first threw up and then cleaned up?

GuyWithLag, in Do you need power? Just eat this!

Mandatory tooling of German electricians!

jojo, in Don't
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Don’t… please?

Mango, in How much for cuddles?

Transactional.

Keeping score isn’t love.

bruhduh,
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His face tells it

platypus_plumba, (edited )

I’d totally get her to suck my dick 10 times per day and never nag again. This seems like a good deal.

I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.

“Honey, the kids are taking 5 lunches to school today, I’m adding the stickers myself, thanks”.

aesthelete,

I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.

Am I the only one alarmed that he’s cleaning up so much vomit? I mean I get that he wants the BJs, but is he feeding the kids syrup of ipecac sandwiches?

doggle,

Very young kids puke sometimes. It happens. We also don’t know how long it took him to get all those stickers. Could’ve been over the course of a few months or longer.

aesthelete, (edited )

It’s 3x as often as he does the dishes at any rate; he must not be a big drinker.

EDIT: It’s 2x as often as he puts the toilet seat down as well…must not have to go pee pee very often.

EDIT2: For people with the “toilet seat down” problem, just get a toilet seat that slow closes on its own…they’re like 20 bucks and then you can just tap the top of the top part of the seat and it does the rest of the work.

dream_weasel,

Plot twist: daddy is bulemic.

platypus_plumba,

I would.

awwwyissss, in Do you need power? Just eat this!

Gross 😬

terminhell, in Do you need power? Just eat this!

Italian water hose

bruhduh, (edited ) in Better stock up on this before SHTF
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Hydrohomies would be mad

dan1101, in Don't

I wasn’t gonna!

distantsounds, in Do you need power? Just eat this!
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