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ReplicantBatty, in X marks the spot

Yeah, that’s about the right energy. See also: that weird dude who wears a fedora and a duster who’s way too obsessed with katanas.

Uglyhead,
@Uglyhead@lemmy.world avatar

Mallninja Musk

skeeter_dave, in Farside

Good thing that’s a goose or else I’d be terrified.

nnullzz, in Who here wants radiation?

Watched this a couple months ago. Highly recommend if you’re interested in the history.

youtu.be/FfDa8tR25dk?si=R4xyb8Nqjgl3AThU

Igloojoe, (edited ) in Expecting a new baby?

Then call the kid an idiot for thinking he’s an alien. Ultimate gaslighting!

mo_lave, in Big brain energy

muda muda muda

Sorgan71, in A good deal of IT work, too

teachers dont say that

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

“When will you ever walk around with a calculator in your pockets!?”

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

My teacher dead ass said that to me when I was 9 and had a Casio wrist watch with a calculator on it.

Honytawk, (edited )

Oh damn, my man got style.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

As a millenial, this is the most zoomer sentence I’ve ever read

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

On God Fr fr?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

No cap

ILikeBoobies,

I like your funny words magic man

AnxiousOtter, (edited )

Watches with calculator functionality have existed since 1970 so… Nothing millennial or zoomer about it. It’s firmly in boomer territory.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Ngl fr fr

FleetingTit,
@FleetingTit@feddit.de avatar

Yeah, i remember that. But tbh, the stock calculator apps on most phones suck ass.

ininewcrow, (edited ) in Expecting a new baby?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

This is what aliens would like you to believe

jayrodtheoldbod, in Let's confuse Americans!

These personal urinals are great for when you have a big family and only one bathroom but you should really have a lid on it to contain the pee until it can be dumped in the toilet.

illumrial, in coming home on friday when I have 0 responsibilities all weekend

Goblin mode isn’t appreciated enough.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m here to change that

illumrial,

It’s about time!

chtk,
@chtk@feddit.nl avatar

I’m just replying for the username. I appreciate ya.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

💓

jayrodtheoldbod, in When I think things are going my way...

I kinda want to see a proper Uno tournament just to watch all the grown-ass people throw tantrums when it turns out that no, you can’t stack plus 8 on people, you are no longer abusing your little brother.

There’s way too much swagger about Uno skills out there from people who just cheat when they know they can. It was amusing 10 years ago, but now I want to watch you stomp out of the room all pissy because you “won” but that’s not what the judge said. It’s time for a new joke.

SuperSaiyanSwag, in A good deal of IT work, too

Do teachers actually say this these days? Or are you making it up just for the sake of the meme.

BaardFigur,

They did say it when I was a kid, although that’s at least 16 years ago now

funkless_eck,

for us oldbies, who went to school before the internet was popular, it used to be “You won’t have a calculator with you everywhere you go!”

xantoxis,

You won’t always have access to books from a printing press, youngster, so you must derive all knowledge from first principles!

And ftr, there’s always been a good reason to learn things from first principles, and for teachers to encourage students to practice learning from first principles. You end up with a deeper understanding about it, can answer more questions on your own, and can ask better questions and get faster answers, if you understand the layers beneath your question.

That’s still no excuse for teachers being dishonest about the reason though. I don’t believe that teachers in the 70’s and 80’s thought calculators were just gonna go away.

linkrulesx10,

As a teacher, no. Now we say don’t trust the Google summary, click a link for more information!

SuperSaiyanSwag,

That does make sense, I forgot Google summary is a thing.

Shard,

Funny. In my day Wikipedia just came out and they used to give the same advice. In comparison, I would wager any random wiki article has a better chance of being more reliable and a better answer to your question than a Google summary.

xantoxis,

Eh, there are entire categories of questions that can’t and shouldn’t be answered by searching wikipedia. A technical howto, for example, doesn’t belong on wikipedia because wikipedia articles are listings of facts, not narratives about following a process. They just aren’t meant for, or structured for, that type of question.

Stackoverflow also leaves a lot to be desired in that area, though, so you still need a search engine to find them.

dansity,

Thats why they made wikihow

tweeks,

Also might be good to recommend them to use multiple links / sources, and look for opposite views to broaden their perspectives on topics.

jayrodtheoldbod, in We dont talk about the Michigan Vampire

Oh boy, forbidden lore, I bet he siphons all the gas out of your truck and looks like if Bigfoot was crackhead skinny

jayrodtheoldbod, in Aged like milk

the fuck is wrong with that guy’s eyes he looks like he’s been stung by all the bees

NiftyBeaks, in Expecting a new baby?

That’s actually a genius prank. Now I just need to find a spaceship…

Squid,

Just pull off some photoshop skills

tubaruco,

if youre not rich and/or use linux, use gimp instead

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ahoy, matey! You don’t have to be rich!

tubaruco,

i had thought it cost 50+ usd to use photoshop lol, now that i checked its 21usd, which i’d say is still a lot compared to nothing, but you dont have to be rich

though for me and anyone else who lives in brazil, 21usd costs 103real, though youd think minimum wage would be higher to account for that, right? WRONG, its lower. so anyway, you have to be rich to use photoshop in brazil, and for some reason i thought the price for it was a lot higher

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not what I was suggesting, landlubber.

tubaruco,

i know, i was just saying why i had thought anyone who used photoshop had a lot of money

therafal,

You should just say “if you prefer”. Even on Windows, I’d pick GIMP over Photoshop. There are some tools that I’m used to in GIMP, that aren’t available in PS. Tho, working on Linux and being FOSS are huge pros for me.

tubaruco,

youre right, it wouldve been a better to say that and i also prefer gimp over photoshop(or any other image editor)

andrew, (edited )
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

These days it’s barely even skills. Just select a box above the baby and use the generative AI feature to ask it for a spaceship and regenerate until it looks decent.

Back in my day we had to generate our realistic Photoshop jobs with our own blood, sweat, and tears.

soylentgreed,

A bit of junkyard scrap, leds, and some luminescent goo would get the point across. Make sure to use your shittiest camera too.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You lost me at “luminescent goo.”

soylentgreed,

Like the liquid in a glowstick. Or whatever Hollywood uses when they portray plutonium.

ImFresh3x,

And a space blanket. Because that makes good sense.

ExLisper,

Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.

You don’t just go out and “find a child.”

Aux,

Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Speak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is why you put AirTags on them.

ExLisper,

Yeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.

MMNT,

Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?

Lepsea,

Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?

icerunner_origin, in It's important to clearly define your goals

God-tier joke, bravo.

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