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0x4E4F, in This fish have hats e lol

I think they’re just confused and have a really bad headache over wondering why they’re larger than the cammels.

awwwyissss,

Cammmels come in all shapes and sizes, if they had hats they might challenge these premium fish.

epicsninja,

Ah, I see you have been tricked by perspective. The camels are actually normal sized, but they are very far away, so they look small.

Psythik,

I don’t believe fish have the intellectual capability to feel confusion.

Che_Donkey,
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The illusive Scubacamel

navitux, in Do you need power? Just eat this!
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a very long chorizo

NorthWestWind, in Whats the goto these days
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We are here. Right here at Lemmy

JackRiddle, in Learn something new every day

I lost the game. Now prepare to die.

PP_BOY_,
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What?

Forester,
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Shouldn’t you be in a town hall organizing instead of shit posting?

PP_BOY_,
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You were literally parotting conservative “bootstrap” propaganda on a serious post about the displacement of exploited communities around the world fuck off repub shill lmao

Forester, (edited )
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My condolences to your English teachers.

Also, you should probably look at someone’s profile before you call them conservative. For instance, you could look at some of my posts or even what instance I’m on and make some much more educated deductions.

I didn’t realize my single line of dialogue to you, me stating that you should take some personal responsibility for the situation you find yourself in was conservative propaganda.

PP_BOY_, (edited )
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MuH PeRsOnAl ReSponSibilIty

I think the phrasing you used was “go wallow in self-pity like a pig,” to my rational argument that “um hey guys gentrification is bad,” and yes, it is conservative propaganda. But please try to put on the holier-than-thou “I’m unemotionally attached to this argument” tone that everyone hides behind after they make a fool of themselves in an online debate.

I’m very sorry to be the bearer of bad news about you actually being a conservative capitalist puppet, but I don’t believe your brain rot is past the P.O.N.R. Maybe spend a few weeks reflecting and reading, and you might be ready to have those grown-up conservations

Forester,
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RedditWanderer,

He’s literally Inigo Montoya.

name_NULL111653,

My name is Inigo Montoya,

You make me lose game, prepare to die!

PP_BOY_,
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What?

thedevisinthedetails, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

What a waste of plastic for something that’s just getting tossed at the end of the movie.

JasonDJ, (edited )

It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.

SuperCub,

Yeah, this is the kind of needless shit that has got to stop. That plastic is going to outlast all of us.

Death_Equity,

Don’t worry, the bacterial grey goo will consume all the plastic except for the deepest buried and we will only be able to remember the petroleum polymers that was killing us as we sip from glass bottles.

mhague, in How much for cuddles?

Back in my day we assumed everything on the internet was false, and we liked it.

FeelzGoodMan420,

One thing I have noticed is that most people assume that these obviously fake posts are real. I personally just assume everything is complete bullshit until proven otherwise. I guess I’m in the minority.

MaoZedongers,

I assume it’s fake, but there’s not much to talk about in that case, so I look for the people who think it’s real and then engage with them since their opinions are based how they feel about this very fucked up situation if it were real.

FlyingSquid,
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And then we watched Dana Carvey do an old man on SNL and whine and complain the whole time, “wah, wah, wah. I’m an old man. Laugh at me.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/463ebb48-d8ed-4c74-93c0-e32c02257d8e.png

And we liked it.

vsis,
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“Don’t believe everything you see on internet.” Albert Einstein.

Tja, (edited )

Do you feel smart just because you are quoting Einstein?

  • Abraham Lincoln
prime_number_314159,

Yes, actually.

-Archimedes (translated)

match, in Whats the goto these days
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lemmy and tiktok and mastodon tbh

Iamsqueegee, in Learn something new every day

Fuck you. Respectfully.

PP_BOY_, in Whats the goto these days
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“Is tiktok still the go-to app”

Am I just old or does it seem way too soon to use this type of language with TikTok? Seems like it just got big within the past few years.

CosmoNova,

Got big around 5-6 years ago…

PP_BOY_,
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Crazy. Even still, Twitter and Facebook dominated the 2010s for the entire decade. YT was uncontested for about 15 years. It just seems weird to ask if TikTok is done so soon into what I (regrettably) think will be just as long of a life.

umbrella, in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...
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to be fair that isnt looking so pleasurable to put your actual dick in

Worx,

Have you met a teenage boy? What does looking pleasurable have to do with where the dick goes?

Technus, in Whats the goto these days

Every time I hear the word “unalived” I despise TikTok a little bit more.

Grass,

My dad has started talking like this and it’s genuinely disgusting

PP_BOY_,
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So I was watching 🌽 the other day and playing the sax with my girlfriend…

sharkfucker420, in Inspired by the International Court of Criminal Justice's ruling today
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It’s way better than what I expected for a preliminary tbh.

PhlubbaDubba, (edited ) in Learn something new every day

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

UniversalFlamingo, in Learn something new every day
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Damnit…

Stache_, in Learn something new every day

This is sofa king wee Todd did

henfredemars,

Is there a name for processing language this way? I’ve written letters formatted in this manner as a challenge.

marzhall,

I’d roll with calling it a cacographic puzzle, maybe?

henfredemars,

Thank you! That’s a very good place to start. I’m not an expert in linguistics, but a close friend of mine loves to experiment with language in our letters. We will perform interesting transformations to grammar and spelling just to see how it feels to communicate with those rules.

brbposting,
TseseJuer,

english

victorz,

Oh you. [up voted]

dalekcaan,

I live on a pirate ship with lots and lots of apples

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