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AgentGrimstone, in Bowl cut gang, rise up.

One of the things I like about the younger generation is they brought back the mullet, updated it, and it actually looks pretty damn cool.

seananigans, in wyd

Good question!

Ensign_Crab, in wyd

Be correct about something and see what happens.

shalafi, (edited ) in wyd

LOL, it’s the Nac Mac Feegle stealing a horse, except they’d carry it backwards. They usually steal “ships”.

papalonian, (edited ) in MRW my scale wont tare

Umm…

pushes glasses up nose

Akshully…

lets glasses slide down nose to look at you over the top of them

It’s called a balance

gets extra credit

Solaris1789, in wyd
@Solaris1789@jlai.lu avatar

Kxc3# (!!)

phillaholic, in Webcam repairman

I did this one time accidentally. Needed to drop my car off for inspection and the guy on the phone told me to drop it off at 8am. I needed to catch their shuttle to work, so I interpreted that as it needed to be dropped by by 8am, not that they opened at 8am. He could have been clearer over the phone, and their hours were posted on a small piece of paper on a bulletin board two feet to the right of the door.

Taleya, in wyd

Still saner than the average horse

kyle, in schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

I have three dogs, and I can tell which one is drinking based on sound.

One always takes a drink in sets of three.

One seems to hate water, barely gets a sip in the side of the bowl.

One drinks like she’s been in the Sahara for a month and it honestly sounds disgusting. Leaves a puddle around the bowl too.

PhoreTwunny, in Please, my son… he’s very sick

Mister, would you please help my pony

fritobugger2017, in Please, my son… he’s very sick

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc9mECebRxc

EvergreenGuru, in Please, my son… he’s very sick

My horse prefers Italian food.

Blue_Morpho, in Please, my son… he’s very sick

I know this is a deep cut for a joke:

The title of the painting is: Teal’s dream.

(Hyperdrive)

Tikiporch, in The foot gonna rob a bank

Stop wearing socks on the hardwood floor, that helps reduce wear and tear.

ininewcrow, in This meme is thought-provoking
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Also known as ‘BEER GOGGLES’

The things you see while drunk are not the same as what you see while sober

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