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ares35, in They all knew what he was like.
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so the red nose wasn't from his coke habit..

qupada, in Do It Yourself

Back when they were all the rage, one of my colleagues received one of those rubber horse masks in the mail at the office.

Indeed, he had no memory of ordering it.

TheOneWithTheHair,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c8c07649-b661-4648-88b5-497d794b726a.jpeg

GrammatonCleric, in “Unload your troubles unto me, even if it’s tough to swallow. I’m used to swallowing huge loads.”
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Now do Aqua Teen

TokenBoomer,

Even I cannot swallow Carl’s load.

n_emoo, in It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

Lets just balace the penny by saying it makes you 100x more likely to succeed.

maxenmajs, in It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
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I have to choose the glasses. They’re powerful and they have no activation or cooldown.

user1234, in Do It Yourself

I had a roommate once who would get inebriated and go on eBay. I think his best purchase was a full size Pac-Man arcade game. He also acquired a Flowbee hair cutting system.

jaybone,

It sucks, and it cuts.

gandalf_der_12te, in It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

The frying pan, the penny and the glasses.

general_kitten, in It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

the glasses definitely

ShitOnABrick, in It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Ah fuck not hipsters run while you still can

henfredemars, in It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

I think the penny is overrated. I don’t interpret + 100 to be a guarantee, only that desirable outcomes are much more likely. I see it as a long-term general buff but difficult to direct.

EatYouWell,

You missed the part where anything the user attempts will work out in their favor.

Dudwithacake,

Like predicting lottery numbers.

EatYouWell,

Right, although you wouldn’t be guaranteed to win the jackpot, but you’d win some money.

nexguy, in It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
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  1. Penny
  2. Glasses
  3. Sleep mask
FoundTheVegan, (edited ) in It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
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I can cook, sleep, shower and make friends easily enough. And being able to run isn't very practical in the modern world so....

Lucky penny and then only using a stock market app twice a month please!

JoShmoe, in These body standards are out of hand

Girls touch their shins all the time.

nifty, in Motivational
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I like to suffer tho

charonn0, in I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...
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If aborted babies automatically go straight to heaven, then what’s the problem? Sounds like a neat loophole.

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