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RIP_Cheems, in Imaging singing Happy Birthday to her
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Wait till they hear about gay hitler

yuriy,

Dr. Gay Ludwig Hitler, born to George Washington Hitler

You can’t make this shit up, what a world

Adi2121,

The town he was in, Pickaway County, Ohio, has several things named Hitler something or other. All of them are related to this guys family, not the other one.

RIP_Cheems,
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The worst part is not only he was born before those were offensive, but his last name wasn’t even meant to be hitler, it was a weird misspelling of hiedler or something similar.

yuriy,

it’s so much stupider, Adolf Hitler was the one with the misspelled name. his dad wanted to adopt his own stepfather’s family name, and misspelled it on the form.

MacNCheezus,
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SuckMyWang, (edited ) in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

Everyone took it so seriously. Lame as fuck. (Joke obviously)

PhlubbaDubba, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

Are the front curls really such a zoomer thing? I’ve been dealin’ with’em for decades now because Arabic and Irish heritage means my hair is constantly in rebellion against british beauty standards

DoucheBagMcSwag,

Fuckin Birds nest

Godric,

It’s become a zoomer thing. Last Xmas my friend’s little cousin of Polish and Polish heritage was rocking them instead of his usual arrow straight hair.

Viking_Hippie,

cousin of Polish and Polish heritage

Sure he doesn’t also has some Polish in him? Maybe a bit of Polish too?

GBU_28,

Broccoli cut

flicker,

I imagine, with that heritage, every part of you is in constant rebellion against the British!

Viking_Hippie,

As well they should be.

smeg,

I thought the Meet Me at McDonald’s was just curly on top, shaved back and sides. Dubya in this pic looks like one of those goldfish with the big sticking-out brain.

Obi,
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Article doesn’t explain why they felt the need to ban it?

smeg,

I see you’re not familiar with the quality journalism of the Metro

Viking_Hippie,

With a name like Great Yarmouth Charter Academy, I’m guessing it’s just a case of “posh old fashioned British school being posh and old fashioned fuddy-duddies when confronted with anything that departs from their narrow view of propriety” 🤷

midget247, in Imaging singing Happy Birthday to her

Tu Youyou Tu Meme

Rip king.

philycheezestake, in Darth swings both ways.

When your dad’s name is Rebel…

TseseJuer,

dog’s*

GrammatonCleric, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe
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Rizz

OpenStars,
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I see your rizz and raise you a skibidi. (probably b/c I like the way that word sounds in my head… sk-i-bi-di do dah day 🎵 🎶 )

Also, rizz means “the ability to attract a romantic or sexual partner” so… now I have to think about GWB strutting his stuff, thanks for that:-P (that’s surely what made me think of my own word… gotta flush it out somehow?)

TheDarksteel94,

🎶Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler! You’re so skibidi, you’re so Fanum tax…🎶

OpenStars,
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null,

Rizz is just short for “Charisma”

dylanTheDeveloper,
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There is no z in charisma, obviously it’s short for Rizzoli

hoshikarakitaridia,

I love my pasta rizzolini

dylanTheDeveloper,
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Rizzolini sounds like an WW2 Italian dictator

jaybone,

From New Jersey.

DoucheBagMcSwag,

…and Isles??

OpenStars,
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I like this explanation the best: therefore this is now permanently etched into my brain! :-P

DogPeePoo,

fr fr

chuckleslord, in Doctors don't want you to know

Give me a sec, need to go light up some hickory. I need a break

BoxerDevil, in Time for a checkup!!!!

This goes for guys too. You can make it dance with that.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Also just good for butt dexterity because you never know

RizzRustbolt,

Get strong enough, and you can make it helicopter.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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This is true

Riccosuave,
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Relevant username?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Wouldn’t you like to know

lgmjon64,

And that kids, is the story of how I met your mother

BoxerDevil,

How did you know?

Glifted, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

I know I’m old but what does ‘no cap’ mean?

Godric,

It means you’re being On God Fr Fr about something

stoicmaverick,

*sumfin

DoucheBagMcSwag,

Bet

TheDarksteel94,

🗿💀

Forester, (edited )
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A cap is a lie /exaggerated boast so no cap = I am being serious or this is the truth

GladiusB,
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Fr

FuckingQuintana,

On God

Forester, (edited )
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On 🅱️

GiveMemes,

On Jah

user224,
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Fr*nce?

GBU_28,

It means “I am not being capricious”

Jk I have no clue and don’t care don’t correct me

Gordon,

This is now fact in my head cannon

GBU_28,

Fr?

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

“Cap” is a lie or exaggeration.

So “no cap” is “I’m not lying/I’m being serious.”

funkless_eck, (edited )

popularized from the Young Thug and Future track of the same name:

My bitch can’t sleep at my house
Make her sleep at a hotel now
And when you talk, man, you talking off cap
And your diamonds they looking like tap
I was always ducking from the paps
Keep an R&B bitch in my lap
Out in Beverly Hills, I adapt
But I still had to ride with that strap

Yellow diamonds like banana, that’s cap
Put some dirty in Mello Yello, no cap
Rocking Maison Margiela’s, that’s cap
Red bitch, Cinderella, no cap
I can turn perroI can turn Pedro
Bad bitch out the ghetto

abbadon420, in This snail is gorgeous

Cursed snail

Forester, in How did you find your steak, Sir?
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Fyi you just double posted. Sometimes it takes a minute to show up.

DogPeePoo, in This snail is gorgeous

The disease is in the hair

I want to be pure

Gradually_Adjusting, in Time for a checkup!!!!
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Me: what, no weirdo

Also me: gonna do it anyway but only because it’s funny

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the spirit

Toes, in How did you find your steak, Sir?

Well done ;)

superfes, in How did you find your steak, Sir?

You know you’re becoming a Reddit replacement when people begin reposting the same meme every few days and/or weeks…

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Never seen it before in my life, let alone on here.

some_guy,

Same.

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