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nifty, in I'm 99% sure it's not real
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GrammatonCleric, in Don't even think about it
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They’re all in places you can be seen or recorded. Good luck!

BastingChemina, (edited )

It’s only suspicious if you take one or two snacks.

You need to completely empty the machine in a cart, bonus points if you empty several vending machines in a row.

Steve,

Wear a high visibility vest and carry a clipboard and you can go anywhere

ObsidianNebula,

When I worked IT, I went to a local fire station and said I was there to update their computers. The person I talked to didn’t seem to know that this was scheduled, but they led me to their office with the computers and showed me how to log on. I’m pretty sure they just assumed I was telling the truth because I spoke confidently and was wearing a polo, but I could have literally been anyone.

Son_of_dad,

Great, you for a recording of a guy stealing from your machine. Good luck getting the police to give a damn

NaibofTabr, in Don't even think about it
Witchfire, in Um actually
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Plasma is what happens when you eat ghost pepper crudité

peopleproblems, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

Eh yeah sorta

hperrin, in Well... civilization's had a good run.

If that’s all you can afford and you like the design, there’s no shame in absolutely rockin’ that fursuit.

FlyingSquid,
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If I was a furry and that was my fursuit, I would be embarrassed to show up at whatever sort of social gatherings furries have.

CluckN,

Furry

Embarrassment

Pick 2

steal_your_face, (edited )
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If you’re a furry you don’t get embarrassment. You must embrace the cringe.

FlyingSquid,
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Now now, be nice. I’m not into it myself, but every furry I have met in my life has been a decent person. They just have a kink. That’s cool with me. If you find pleasure in wearing a costume, wear a costume.

Forester, (edited )
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Come for the art, community, and acceptance, stay for the Lewd.

FYI a fursona is more like a personal idealized mascot than a kink.

FlyingSquid,
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I didn’t mean kink in a sexual way, I meant it as in deviating from the norm. Sorry to be confusing.

Forester, (edited )
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acockworkorange, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

“The Engineering Method” by Mark Hammond aka the engineer guy is a great read…

…is what I would say if I actually purchased books from my wishlist.

Hazen,

Reading this gave me anxiety.

Waterdoc, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

Math using janky excel spreadsheets, tell drafters what we want drawings to look like, but mostly a lot of reading and writing. The secret to engineering (at least in my area) is that communication skills are just as important as technical understanding.

maniclucky,

Yuuuup. Half the time you’re the expert* in the room and when heads turn to you you have to push the imposter syndrome down and know your shit and convey it well enough that people will listen.

And having the good sense to know when to say “I need to look that up, let me get back to you”.

Fridgeratr, in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the FUCK

LemmyKnowsBest, in Well... civilization's had a good run.

How embarrassing when you go to a furry gathering and everyone knows you bought yours at walmart.

Someonelol, in I'm 99% sure it's not real
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As an engineer I can say it can be a “hurry up and wait” kind of job. Around the 20% mark of a project timeline I’m 80% finished but then have to rely on a non-responsive authority to answer me back over some obscure part of the project. After that I just nag them and the project manager about it in email to cover my ass then do fuck all until they respond. At the 95% mark they answer back and I have to hurry up to finish. It can be stressful at times but it’s not bad otherwise.

Whelks_chance,

Ah, Pareto

OceanSoap,

I’m a designer that works with a bunch of engineers and yeah. I’ve got two projects that we had to rush in a two week deadline. Now we’ve been waiting for months on a reply about something. Just waiting.

crapwittyname,

Solution: give employee 7 projects

urfavlaura, in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

oh jesus christ … wait

spujb, in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

whats the lemmy equivalent of r/justunsubbed bc holy fuck get this off my timeline

mariusafa, (edited )

So true dude.

jballs, in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.
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Ooooff that humor was a bit dark for me to see first thing in the morning.

Kalkaline, in Lego City - Tiananmen Square
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If there isn’t blood in the Lego sewers, it’s not accurate.

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