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MightyGalhupo, in Plates

They were always face up?

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Title
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With all the bad transphobic takes I’ve seen on this platform in the past couple of days, I think there’s a real need for gender studies

BeneGesseritWitch,
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I noticed this too, did we get raided by terfs or something?

quo,

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  • Neon,

    That’s true. I am not a feminist.

    (obliatory /s)

    kate,

    Feminism appropriating reactionary transphobes

    Franzia,

    Cmon now, dont give farts a bad name by associating with them.

    Feathercrown,

    Old joke tbh

    Pharmacokinetics, in I use a goat
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    Hair spray & lighter 🔥

    LinkOpensChest_wav, in The advancement of humanity
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    Weren’t people in 1980 still burning leaded gasoline, flicking lit cigarettes out of car windows, placing kids unprotected in the backs of station wagons, and serving Big Macs in foam containers?

    Even if there is a rash of pika in 2023, I’d say we’re still far advanced

    Honytawk, in Why do it

    Going spelunking? Whatever floats your boat

    Crawling into a small crack? Dangerous.

    But why the fuck did he go into it head first?

    EncryptKeeper,

    He was trying to reach a particular place in the cave but wasn’t where he thought he was. Both the place he was trying to reach and the place he actually was, are extremely tight squeezes that are literally impossible to turn around in. The difference is, the place he thought he was, has a large cavern on the other end where you can stand up and turn around. Once he realized he wasn’t where he thought he was, his only real option was to move forward and hope it led somewhere with more room. Falling into the hole the way he did was largely an accident in pursuit of that goal.

    dipshit,

    feet don’t have eyes

    RGB3x3, (edited ) in Office life in 2023

    Morale is a problem that solves itself when people are paid well and given satisfying, stimulating work and are treated with respect.

    You can’t pizza party your way out of a boring, meaningless, or stressful job.

    blanketswithsmallpox, (edited ) in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...

    I used to be a never poop without having my shirt off person. I always felt like my shirts were long enough to get shit on. So I think it was mostly paranoia.

    I never shat in public spaces including school. I don’t know when I stopped both but I can proudly say I’m a shirt pooper now.

    RunawayFixer, (edited )

    Until you really really need to go hard, then it’s clothes off again.

    A few years back I had something clogging up my intestines (no clue what) on the night that I was going to take a 3 hour flight to a wedding, so no lying down and way too much sitting in a cramped position for a too long time. I never felt more constipated as after I arrived and could finally stretch again.

    So about 2 hours later when I could feel that it was nearly time, I evacuated to the furthest possible bathroom (I didn’t want to be a party pooper), lost all clothing except my socks and spend 30 minutes in agony, explosively shitting away, while covered in sweat and bracing myself against the walls.

    All of which to say, is that you might think that you have left your shirtless days behind, but when shit really hits the fan, then you won’t be able to stop yourself from going back to your old habits.

    blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

    I mean I’ve already shit my pants once this year… It’s gotten better after curbing the drinking but once you hit near 40s farts are almost universally untrustworthy.

    E: Not to say every fart is a shart. But every time I’ve shit my pants the fart felt safe lol.

    ElBarto, in Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
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    Lophostemon,

    I wish he fucking would!

    random_character_a,
    @random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

    Spells of socialism

    andrew_bidlaw,
    @andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Got a spell costing 300 points when your mana pool is still 280.

    jaybone,

    Single mana system

    MystikIncarnate, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

    What a terrible day to have eyes.

    aviationeast, in Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

    More like casting persuasion or enchants… Republicans seem to be immune with their mental armor of stupidity

    DarkDiamondK, in Inspired by real events
    @DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world avatar

    Life didn’t give me pants, it gave me lemons, and I’ve shit them

    Assman,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Life didn’t get me shit, and I’ve pantsed lemons

    Lemmingtons_Spa,

    Life gave me pants but I’m still shitting lemons

    drislands, in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...

    Let’s not share the version with the credit cropped, folks. Come on.

    Original

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Don’t blame OP … they were taking their shirt off when they were posting this

    WashedOver,
    @WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

    I’ve not seen this version. I was able to edit it to this with the credit. Thanks.

    drislands,

    Hey, thanks for replying. And thanks for updating with the uncropped version! Sorry if I came off as harsh. Comics with the credit cropped makes me salty.

    camelCaseGuy,
    eager_eagle, in Inspired by real events
    @eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

    reading this with one of those deep voices of pickup truck commercials

    Norgur,

    Or with that parody on those voices Last Week Tonight does.

    qooqie,

    Shitting your pants, built tough, ford tough.

    567PrimeMover,
    @567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

    The one thing my movements and a Chevy Truck (tm) have in common is that they're built like a rock

    Amends1782, in Make sure you know what your kids are up to.

    Totally happened with a 4 year old

    prettybunnys, (edited )

    The capability for children to immerse themselves in a fantasy world and act is astounding, this is absolutely believable to anyone who has ever had a child

    Frankly we ought to get some toddlers in the writing room for some movies, we’ll get some really well thought out nonsense

    volvoxvsmarla,

    Our daughter is just 2 years 3 months old and she is already singing made up melodies and lyrics. A couple of days back she made up a song about new bushes (whatever that is). Her friend (3,5 years) jammed with her dad on a keyboard and started singing very creepily “it sat for five minutes, sat for five minutes, sat for five minutes, and then it died”.

    What I love most about what kids say in these young years is that it is so freaking random. As a teen I loved dadaism and absurd theater and all this random stuff coming out of toddlers is absolutely golden. It sounds like a Merz poem at times. I can absolutely imagine a four year old telling a story about a cleaning lady with 5 kids and a husband.

    SnokenKeekaGuard,
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    The bush sr and jr are the old ones

    Decoy321,

    This was the basis for the webcomic Axe Cop. It was started back in 2009 by the Nicolle brothers. Malachi (who was 5 at the time) thought up the story, while his brother Ethan (who was 28) drew them into comics.

    dukk,

    Love it. Plot’s already more interesting than any recent movie I’ve watched.

    JakenVeina, in I believe theyre talking about newborns there.

    Yeah, but like, holy crap, there’s a way to make phantoms not spawn?! TIL

    RandomVideos,

    Phantoms spawn after 1 hour of not dying or sleeping if there is no nontransparent block above you, so you just have to die or sleep every hour or make a roof above the entire world

    hakunawazo,

    /gamerule doInsomnia false ftw

    PoolloverNathan,

    Phantoms only spawn when there are no blocks above your head.

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