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Viking_Hippie, in Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.

Kase,

Bernie at the vending machine:

checks wallet

Aw damn, no monies

takes a few quarters from behind ear

Viking_Hippie,

So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?

Sounds brutal 😆

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic.

Viking_Hippie,

Which is somewhat useless at large rallies…and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate…

bucketofcandyfloss, in Plates

My mind is blown

Honytawk, in Back in my day

Oh noo, kids have it less shitty today, how horrible for them.

bratosch,

Well i think the point is that today people just watch movies that have “aTleAsT 7 or 8 on imDb” or the top ranked show/album on [insert arbitrary streaming service] that week, and are never exposed to anything outside of the mainstream realm = Everyone you meet is just a clone of the person next to her/him.

On paper you are correct; You’d think people have vastly different tastes and interests but in reality they just watch/listen to/do what everyone else is watching/listening do/doing.

petersr, in Choose A or B

What kind of “guess the billionaire” game is this?

JusticeForPorygon, in Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Id vote for Bernie to be the Secretary of Magick

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

“I am once again asking for material components.”

chuckleslord,

MMT or Modern Material Theory argues that Fiat Currency Mage Guilds should no longer think in terms of collecting materials to fund spells, but instead that spells should be used to decrease inflationary pressure on materials.

…I can’t tell if this was clever on my part, or rambly bs

Makeshift, in Title

I haven’t looked at the lgbt spaces on Lemmy. Are they as bad as Reddit was?

Where people don’t understand what a definition is and say everyone is whatever they feel like that particular Tuesday?

I left so many spaces when they got taken over by people who just wanted to collect labels without understanding what they meant, and instead just morphing labels to mean whatever they wanted.

cashews_best_nut,

I can’t figure out if you’re English is shit or you’re really bad at communicating.

Darkenfolk,

I mean it’s pretty clear what he is talking about, might not be palpable for some, but it’s pretty clear.

cashews_best_nut,

Maybe I’m having a stroke then?

de_lancre,
@de_lancre@lemmy.world avatar

I agree on your point that upper comment is pretty readable, but you need to give credit for this insult, it’s top tier.

NotBillMurray,

Oh please fuck off.

grue, in Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

Every picture of Bernie Sanders looks like he’s fucking exasperated, and I can’t blame him!

RememberTheApollo_, in Choose A or B

Do I have to live in Mongolia?

joel_feila, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

I got to send this to my mom

carnimoss, in and from such a majestic creature...

He looks hoppin mad

LazaroFilm, in Frock
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

What kind of meme is this, we’re not on ribbit anymore.

hungryphrog,

What did you say?

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Ribbit 🐸

hungryphrog,

Ribbit ribbit𓆏

xusontha,

Smh tis’ toad not frog

hungryphrog,

This isn’t a toad, it’s a rain frog.

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry. It’s still early morning. My mind is a bit froggy. You’re toadally right.

xusontha,

I’ve been trying so hard to think of a pun and am getting outclassed so hard right now

casmael,

Good stuff - just make sure you don’t get too sedimental about it

Jumuta, in I believe theyre talking about newborns there.

going 3 days without shitting lmao

ATDA, in STOB

Stop, ya knob.

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

stob, ya knop

Supervisor194, in Inspired by real events
@Supervisor194@lemmy.world avatar

Is there some significance to the photo of the truck or is it just random?

567PrimeMover,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

Probably random, could be riffing on those tough guy truck memes you see on facebook

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I think that’s exactly what it’s doing

byroon,

That’s the truck I was driving the day I met my wife. And the truck she drove away in the day she divorced me. I don’t know how OP got a picture of it?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

It’s very muddy

HikingVet, in Anime girl spitting out facts.

Something, something, dpressive chemicals, something something, addictive compounds, something, something, withdrawal, something something, why would your god allow that to happen?

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