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jopepa, in Me shitpost

Experts in shitposting seem to understand everything so you’re getting there

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

My only goal in life at this point is to reach expert shitposting status.

jopepa,

Alexander wept for there were no more obscure animes to binge.

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

It’s been years since I saw all the movies I ever wanted to see from the beginning of cinematography up until that point. And now they only make shit movies, what’s a man to do but enjoy memes?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Inspired by real events
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Stop reading my diary dammit

pete_the_cat, in Why do it

This is just plain stupidity IMO. Dude deserves a Darwin Award.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in and from such a majestic creature...
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

All glory to hypnotoad

Cruxifux, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

Just try to pronounce laugh as it’s spelt. I dare you.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i believe that’s a welsh insult

lugal,

Ich sehe was du tatest hier

wieson,
LemmyKnowsBest,

okay I did it. It’s pointless to write out what I said. But you get it.

thefartographer,

Laowguh-hhhh

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4,

Salmon is a type of ghoti.

Kase,

It has facial hair??

pirat,

Ghoti (fish) is referring to an old Tom Scott video about the inconsistencies of the English language, right?

GregorGizeh,

🪵-h

thorbot, in Choose A or B

This is the shitpostiest shitpost to ever have been shitposted. Bravo

Iamsqueegee, in Frock

Toadtato?

FrickAndMortar, in Me shitpost

There’s just too much… between work, home life details, and trying to pay attention to the state of the world on 20 different fronts, I just don’t feel like I have the bandwidth to be like “gee, I’m going to pick up a new skill today!” I need that downtime to veg on the couch and look at memes, it’s way less exhausting.

Nommer,

Dude I’m trying to learn how to program. Some days I can’t even get started until midnight when tired brain is kicking in. There’s just not enough time in the day.

LemmysMum,

Find something programming related that really interests your curiosity no matter how useless and work on that. Nothing motivates learning like having something you want to do with the skill beyond “so I can make more money”.

Maybe you want to learn networking protocols and data parsing and connectivity, make a trojan horse, or a packet sniffer, or a key logger.

Maybe you want to understand algorithmic processing and wrap your head around design principles, build a calculator that intentionally doesn’t work and produces funny results.

Maybe you want to get into game development? Make a dope wars clone.

You have to find your interest, after that the motivation finds itself.

Nommer,

There’s not a lack of wanting. It’s a lack of finding a time where I can still think clearly enough to code.

LemmysMum, (edited )

That’s fair. Gotta keep the whip off your back long enough to rest though. You’ll never have time if you never take time.

Nommer, (edited )

You’re not wrong. This is where a 3 day weekend would be beneficial.

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a very good point. I feel less worse now.

Matriks404, (edited ) in Why do it

You can explore a cave and not be a dumbass.

I like caves (been to like only 2 or 3 though, lol), but if I become stupid enough to trap myself in one, I hope no one would risk a life to rescue me. That’s what’s actually the worst thing about situations like this.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, the articles about this explain how there was a multi day rescue effort, several people were so traumatized they never wanted to cave again, one rescuer got smashed in the face with a pulley that came out of the ceiling, and the cave ended up being sealed with concrete. It was known as an easy cave though and the rescuers weren’t otherwise in danger.

Matriks404, (edited ) in Me shitpost

The worst thing about wanting to know everything is that the more you know, you more start to comprehend that you actually know nothing.

SeducingCamel,

Or the more you know the worse and worse the world seems and your only gift for that knowledge is pain

Nommer,

Ignorance is bliss

blanketswithsmallpox,

The funny part about that is you eventually come back around.

The vast majority of humanity is doing their part. Most in small ways and few in ways that change the world every day.

Humanity will always prevail with the general masses benefiting no matter how many scummy people try to exploit us, the earth, and eventually other solar bodies.

LemmysMum,

Capitalism is the mid point between Feudalism and Socialism.

Coasting0942, (edited )

Feudalism: God picks the king. Or the king picks the king.

Socialism: There are no kings, but the central committee, led by the director, who picks the next director.

Capitalism: spin now and you might be lucky enough to be a king, anybody could be the king! terms and conditions apply

MindSkipperBro12,

We have to be lucky every time. The scummy people only have to be lucky once.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Lucky about what? Not sending them to the guillotine whenever we feel like it?

HowdWeGetHereAnyways,

Alternatively, we will go extinct having never left this solar body because of the long standing history of scummy people that would rather make profit now than address climate change

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Depends on what you’re knowing. The world only starts to look worse and worse when you learn more about geopolitics and climate change. I’ve never had new knowledge about orbital mechanics or lockpicking or 3d printing give me a negative outlook on life

cashews_best_nut,

Lockpicking made me realise my patience is shite. :(

theangryseal,

That’s been my problem.

When I was young I thought, “Man, I’m intelligent and I’m surrounded by idiots. I want to learn. They don’t.

Now, I’m just an idiot among idiots.

Kase,

Same, also that was very nicely said. You’re an eloquent idiot in my book 👍

profdc9,

Speak for yourself. I’m a SPECIAL, UNIQUE idiot among idiots.

theangryseal,

Nope. Just an ape like the rest of us. :p

Imgonnatrythis,

Not sure that’s the worst thing. The humility that brings is one of the most profound discoveries someone can make imo. You can almost feel it in people of high intellect that have tried to know everything about almost anything. Realizing this allows you to recognize that arrogance always equals ignorance.

Demdaru,

Naaaah mate. I am currently stuck in the worst place. While still curious about shit, I know enough for the world to lose it’s magic but not enough to see the even deeper magic within various phenomena. :(

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

That’s when you turn to memes.

idunnololz, in Me shitpost
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I was to pursue happiness in life. Memes make me happy. I see nothing wrong with this.

My meme collection: memes.idunnololz.com

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

You fool, I will now steal your memes and post them on Lemmy before you can.

SuckMyWang,

You’re a piece of shit. I’m going post them first to stop you

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar
pizza, in Why do it
TootSweet, in Me shitpost

Keep learning!

!opencourselectures

I’m in the middle of the “Introduction to Linguistics” course. Had my mind blown so many times already. Amazing stuff.

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a nice community, maybe we can spotlight it through out Community Spotlight feature. I’ll suggest it!

In reality, I do a lot of learning for work (I’m a psychotherapist, there is always new stuff coming out and new certifications and trainings to take. We have to take a certain number of credits annually, and I always exceed that number). Add in keeping up with US and world politics and news… I’m spent. I need the maymays to zone out. Give me all the raccoons and opossums you’ve got!

Sadrockman,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not very old but here ya go. Maybe we can get a chain goinghttps://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b9f1793a-2aa1-4549-80c4-2e0c160891be.jpeg

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar
Sadrockman,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

This definitely needs to be a shirt

LemmysMum,
SuckMyWang, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

🔫 always has been 🔫

jol, in Crypto genius

You’ll have to somehow launder that crypto first.

datelmd5sum,

You just use it to buy drugs so you don’t have to use your other money for drugs. Kinda like how you use your dirty cash for filling up your car, paying for groceries, contractors… You can basically build an entire house with cash and then sell it and pay taxes and shit.

520,

BitTornado.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds like a sketchy af bt client lol. “download up to 5x faster and get 69 more boobies per porn with our downloader!”

TropicalDingdong,

TitTornado

ryathal,

You probably wouldn’t need laundered crypto, but you would need to be able to hide it from the bankruptcy court. This only works if you can clear the credit card debt.

Rin,

Monero doesn’t need to be laundered.

matter,

It does if you want to spend it in any meaningful way

Rin, (edited )

I pay for my VPN in Monero. You can also get items shipped to an Amazon Locker near you with Monero. I agree, the adoption isn’t great but it’s better than nothing.

Edit:

Sorry, it’s late and I’m tired. I misunderstood your comment. No it doesn’t need to be laundered. It obfuscates the amount of money, recipient and receiver meaning it’s as private as giving your friend some cash in person.

Article if you wanna read more.

matter, (edited )

Yes, I understand how monero works. Yeah you’ll get away with buying some groceries or whatever with it, but people who go through bankruptcy (especially who aren’t rich, and are felons) have a close eye from the government on their finances. If you try to buy a house or a car or anything actually life changing with that, you’re pretty likely to get caught and charged with fraud etc., unless you legitimise it, that is, launder it.

Rin,

I see. That is a very good point. Sorry for not understanding.

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