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mkwarman, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

Pretty sure they drive trains

synapse1278,
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I am an engineer. I can’t explain what I do, I just can’t…

NielsBohron,
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No joke, my wife’s grandpa was a mechanical engineer with a degree from Notre Dame, and he chose engineering apparently because as a 17yo, he thought he was going to learn to drive trains.

Excrubulent,
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The overlap between people who love trains and people who are good at engineering is pretty high though.

Artyom, in what if..

If snakes had legs, they would spend all their time convincing us to eat pomegranates.

sleepdrifter,

Naturally

hungryphrog, in what if..

Aren’t centipedes kinda like tiny snakes with legs?

Assman, in what if..
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Fucking hilarious picturing either end of the snake flopping around as it walks

Etterra, in This was actually a thing btw

Why did they pass a law making it legal to kill soup?

feedum_sneedson,

I don’t understand why this is a joke. You know a Basque isn’t a type of soup.

deo,

i think it’s a play on the word “bisque”, which is a type of soup.

feedum_sneedson,

Yes, but that’s a different word. I just don’t feel it’s good enough. If they’d said something about having all your Basques in one exit, then we’d be onto something.

Etterra, in Um actually

Now that’s a superpower.

Lemmygizer,

Ehhh…bloody poops would have plasma in them.

Grass,

Damn… It was me all along.

hungryphrog,

Not really a superpower, all you have to do is to have the right diet.

Frozengyro,

You mean Taco Bell?

Thassodar,

Chipotle is my weapon of choice.

doingthestuff, in Um actually

solid, liquid and spatter glue

Zehzin, (edited ) in Um actually
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Anyone can fart plasma if you put a strong enough live wire down there

VelvetStorm, in Pretending to inhale, to hang with the cool kids 😂

Skip to 340 if you wana see this part

noname_yet2077, in Real committed
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Source?

RGB3x3, in what if..

Rick and Morty definitely had a better representation of a snake with legs.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/27ad4e31-2800-45c1-b922-2374a4968c35.jpeg

shneancy, in Skittles: Just Do It

when the acid trip was ending but you smoked some weed during the come down

iesou, in what if..

This is giving me Shel Silverstein vibes

Allero, in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

Where everyone cried

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XTornado, (edited ) in what if..

Ok but how would they wear their pants?

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