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ArchAengelus, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

As an engineer:

  1. Receive or identify a problem.
  2. Design a solution that solves or mitigated the problem.
  3. Usually pay someone to make a prototype or do it ourselves
  4. Test the prototype and see if it solves the problem. If no, go back to #2 until a workable solution is found
  5. Get someone else to build the final thing.
  6. Make sure thing works. Ship it.

This is a recursive and iterative process. Meaning you will find problems inside your solutions and need to fix them.

Eventually you finish the thing and get a new problem and do the whole game over again. It’s like a puzzle that requires absurd amounts of knowledge to play well, but anyone could try to solve the problem. That’s why good engineers are paid pretty well.

don,

You lost me at “As an engineer:”

crapwittyname, (edited )

That’s a pretty good run down. There’s all sorts of soft skills required for that as well, and hard skills specific to the industry they’re in, but I think you’ve got the essence of it. Also in step 6, add: “take responsibility for everything that will go wrong with thing in the future” aka “sign off”.

DaCookeyMonsta, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

I’m an engineer. I’m on my phone looking at memes until someone asks me a question, then I do a thing in 5 minutes that they expected to take 5 days because people don’t understand computers, then I go back to the memes.

EvilHankVenture,

Quiet! You are giving the secret away.

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

Sounds like tech support, not engineering

surewhynotlem,

I have been downvoted to hell for what I’m about to say, but I’m going to say it again anyway.

IT support people are now called engineers. No, I don’t like it. No it’s not proper “engineering”. Yes, language evolves and there’s nothing we can do about it. If that’s a problem for people, I recommend screaming into the void. It doesn’t help, but you feel better after a while.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

It’s corporate self aggrandizing wank. On par with calling subway workers “sandwich artists”. It’s as insulting to the workers as it is ridiculous

surewhynotlem,

insulting to the workers

Then why do the workers choose to identify as such in public?

No one at Subway is going around calling themselves an artist.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

That’s kind of my point. No one at subway is calling themselves artists, it’s insulting and they don’t like it. You answered your own question, the answer is: they don’t.

In instances where they use their given title it’s probably for convenience. I’m an EMT, when I was doing interfacility runs for a private ambulance company (aka not doing the expected work of an EMT) I didn’t call myself an ambulance driver or professional insurance fraud fall guy, I called myself an EMT because it was easier to use in day to day conversation. If someone wanted to talk about it I would explain the nuances but I’m not gonna do that every time someone asks me what I do for work in polite conversation

surewhynotlem,

And my point is that support and service desk IT people DO call themselves engineers. The guy above us did so. So if it were insulting, they sure they wouldn’t identify that way.

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

IMO no engineering degree, no engineer. There’s some exceptions for incredible self taught folks but they’re drowned out by so many others that just use the title without the skill

Hazen,

I think most engineers have an understanding amongst each other, regardless of their specialty, we can all teach ourselves to problem solve. So many math and physics classes as an EE just to get to my core classes. It definitely a certain type of person to get through the thick of it.

frezik,

Major engineering organizations, like the IEEE or the ASME, often require degrees, but do have exceptions built into the rules for on the job experience. So this does happen, and regularly enough that there’s consideration for it.

Takumidesh,

Why stop there? No PE no engineer.

You can arbitrarily gatekeep the title all you want, but the reality is that engineering is a group of concepts and ideologies that can be applied to many disciplines in many ways.

Just because the person doing the engineering doesn’t meet your personal standards doesn’t mean engineering isn’t being accomplished.

There is nothing about the engineering process that requires a degree.

All that being said. A professional engineer is an actual controlled title. (You can’t sign documents as a PE without getting the license, just like an attorney (JD) or doctor (MD)) but far and away most engineers, do not have this title, because most engineering jobs and tasks don’t require it.

Finally, (in most states) you can work with no degree under a PE for four years, pass the FE and PE, get your title and build a bridge. So as far as the most stringent title goes, it still doesn’t actually require a degree.

mosiacmango, (edited )

I know plently of helpdesk guys that do engineering, if engineering is “identify an issue, find and implement a fix.” Its varying degrees of rudimentary, but the same could be said about anyone in conputer science.

The truth is no one in computer science, programmers, SREs or otherwise, are licensed engineers. Why does a programmer have more of a claim to an unearned title than anyone else in the field?

surewhynotlem,

It’s exactly this. No one complains when IT infrastructure engineers design and build systems and call themselves engineers, even though they don’t have a PE certification. So if they can do it, why not support staff?

frezik,

Programming grew up in an environment where failure is cheap (relatively speaking). You might make a mistake that costs five, six, or even seven figures (I’m sure I’ve made at least one seven figure mistake), but nobody will die from it. When people could die, such as flight control software, different development techniques for formal methods are used. Those tend to cost at least ten times more than other methods, so they aren’t used much otherwise.

If anything, we should lean into this as an advantage. Iterate even faster, catch failures faster, and fix it faster.

mosiacmango, (edited )

I mean, that is fine and all about the historical reasons we dont have engineer titles, but the OP comment was gatekeeping one part of IT from another like there was an actual legal distinction between a dev, someone in infrastructure or someone in support.

There is not.

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

I mean there is distinction between software engineers and software developers as far as the degree

mosiacmango, (edited )

Neither role is legally defined, so I actually disagree.

You can make a case for there being a differnce, but because every job defines the roles in IT differently with no actual standard, it’s all opinion.

bappity, in I'm 99% sure it's not real
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

they stand near an engine idk

lowleveldata, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

8 hours meeting a day, mostly

hex_m_hell, (edited )

I see you’re a senior or principal engineer.

Mr_Dr_Oink, in what if..
LemmyKnowsBest,

Do they serve any purpose? Or are they just like skin tags?

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Tbh, I’m not sure about this particular animal. This is a three clawed worm skink. A skink is like a cross between a snake and a gecko.and normally, they have longer, more obvious legs. Some only have front legs and some look more like geckos.

wafflez, in Real committed

nsfw flag please

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  • yuriy,

    Would you have this open at work?

    wafflez,

    Idk why people get so offended by people just asking to not have porn memes on their feed. I’m not even typing in negative tone but it often gets read that way on the internet

    mariusafa,

    Weebs, is all about weebs

    Ignisnex,
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    My guy, can you point out the part that is not appropriate? Is it the hearts? I’m genuinely confused.

    wafflez, (edited )

    Ahegao face combined with prostate joke.

    "Ahegao is a term in Japanese pornography for a facial expression of characters during sexual arousal or an orgasm, typically with rolling or crossed eyes, protruding tongue, and slightly reddened face, to show enjoyment or ecstasy. "

    waffle, (edited )

    Sorry to butt in but why is my fellow waffle’s demand not possible? :(

    NSFW is how you tag stuff that you don’t want your colleagues to see on your screen at work: it’s not just for porn!

    Included pic of rubber duck of peace as proof of goodwill:

    Close up on a rubber duck’s face with its mouth open

    MaxVoltage,
    @MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

    😂

    Tedesche,

    I like your memes, but this is a dick response. You could have just not answered, no reason to go out of your way to be an asshole.

    Tedesche, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

    Pretty sure they just draw complex pictures of bridges all day.

    Hazen,

    Always start with a free-body diagram

    q47tx, in Title...
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    :(

    HEXN3T, in Title...
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    :(

    ExLisper, in Hang in there.

    Imagine sitting next to the door and having to go to the bathroom.

    jol,

    That wouldn’t happened. You would have already peed yourself.

    ted, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

    I started my engineering program at University not knowing what engineering was.

    Thank goodness for that orientation session.

    nifty,
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    I missed it, now I just do memes.

    Sadbutdru,

    I’m half way through my second year and still not sure.

    giantfloppycock, in Title...

    D:

    NocturnalMorning, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

    We are real, I am a real person, and I will not be called fake news!!! I exist dammit.

    NotATurtle, (edited )

    Always these bot accounts pretending to be human.

    Lawnman23, in Kids man...

    Or dads…you know, adult kids.

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yeah… sticks and snow… what could go wrong…

    usualsuspect191, in Kids man...
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