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SpruceBringsteen, (edited ) in what if..

Snake’s got a leg

It’s one only she can see

And she’ll get so many legs

That she’ll run in ways we’ll never ever see

WashedOver, in what if..
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Not sure why but I hear snake jazz when I see this.

VikingHippie,

Is that just a hi-hat being played with these? https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/8776b22f-0d4f-4f80-9ad7-395e8622ddd0.jpeg

meyotch,

Tsss tsss ttss ttss ttss!

WashedOver, (edited )
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Love it. I never thought much of the scene again then every once in awhile the gf will do this tsss tsss and we both laugh.

She also breaks out with the dinosaur train song every now and again too so it just proves things can stick differently for all of us

AI_toothbrush, in Literally a virus

Almost as if certain shapes used less material and were stronger

NoSpiritAnimal,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Next you’ll tell me Trees and Rivers share a similar structure because water flows efficiently in specific ways.

flambonkscious, in what if..

This is delightfully stupid

criitz, in Pretending to inhale, to hang with the cool kids 😂

You leave Conan alone, he is a treasure

21Cabbage, in Derek

I remember this meme from back when I worked the night shift in 2016.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

The fact that Skyrim is a game from 2012 blows my mind

DJDarren,

Funny enough, I was working nights at HMV when Skyrim released.

They had a big midnight opening event that was kind of a pain in the arse to us night shift stockers. In the end there were about four people queued up at midnight to get their copies.

andrew_bidlaw,
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11.11.11 even.

captain_oni, in Keep Church and State Separate

Wait, you have to pay taxes for owning a body?

shneancy,

food, water, and shelter must be bought with money, and your income is taxed, so yes

Rocketpoweredgorilla, (edited ) in Derek
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Am I the only one that enjoyed night shifts? Less traffic, no big bosses around to mess things up or get in the way, no scheduled meetings or other distractions… just do your job and go home. And you can still run around to appointments etc and get stuff done during the day when everything is open without taking time off work.

Mind you, I’ve always been a night owl so that probably helps my perspective…

Coasting0942,

Working Night shift is a known carcinogen. Your boss isn’t going to pay for your cancer.

Keep looking for a day job if you have to work nights.

Zess,

In 2016, a meta-analysis found no link between night shift work and breast cancer. In 2020, another meta-analysis that included data from 57 different studies and at least nine different types of cancer found no increased risk with night shift work.

via Worldwide Cancer Research

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Rocketpoweredgorilla, (edited )
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Well I am a bit thin, but everyone tells me I look younger than I am so I guess the flesh on me is still fairly juicy at least.

TexasDrunk,

I loved night shifts back in the day, especially when there were more 24 hour stores. On my days off I could go grocery shopping at 3am and not have to deal with anything. I was awake at the same time as my bartender friends so I wasn’t ducking out at midnight. He’ll, we could go out drinking until 2am on a Wednesday, Uber over to the 24 hour taco stand, spend a couple of hours eating $1.50 tacos, get groceries before the rest of the world was awake, then either sleep all day or get errands done.

Demdaru, (edited )

Same. Worked on gas station, chose all nights I could cuz it was easier for me than days. Almost no clients, job is predefined, no management getting weird with tasks, peace and quiet. And as a night owl too, had little problem with staying awake.

Now tho, getting straight from work to uni lecture was a lot less fun. For others too, didn’t have time for shower and I reeked of hot dogs :/

x4740N, in This was actually a thing btw
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Why does the guy on the right look like Dr Phill

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

If he had a goatee, maybe.

sebinspace, in Derek

I feel personally attacked…

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I uploaded this for you!

somethingsnappy,

Why is there both a banana and no banana, why are you hurting sebinspace?

sebinspace,

I’m into it.

VisualBuilder4, in Derek
Thcdenton,

F :(

bruhduh, in Penguball
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Birb

papalonian, in Literally a virus

This is actually huge if true 🤔😯

Demuniac,

Not really, it just proves the shapes we chose were effective.

papalonian,

It was just a joke, lol. “Big if true” is a common ironic phrase

basxto, in Real committed
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Anarschist

XTornado, (edited ) in What a bargain!

They clean the small holes where I cannot reach or what?

(In the glasses I mean)

Because otherwise I don’t understand why would you go there to get the glasses cleaned up?

LwL,

There’s like ultrasonic cleaning machines for glasses they’re pretty great. For me getting my glasses clean properly takes forever, if I had such a service near me I’d probably use it sometimes (as it is I just don’t bother properly cleaning them and just wipe them occasionally)

HootinNHollerin,

I’ve seen a video of a vending machine that does that in Japan iirc. I’d totally use it to get the crevices all cleaned

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