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ramenshaman, in Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

Poor choice of font.

crusty,

Feels like it would be used on a special ed book or poster

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, in Me shitpost

“Everything” was a lot smaller back then.

Raxiel, in Make sure you know what your kids are up to.

When my eldest was four she had a hundred kids, the eldest of whom was 1 million years old.

And also a cat.

Ryan213, in I think it's white [VIDEO]
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Nothing happened so nobody’s at fault.

syd, (edited )
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

Well 🤔 the car goes from point A to point B, albeit in reverse. There is nothing wrong here.

Ryan213,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what I meant-nothing bad happened so nobody’s at fault.

Pinklink,

FINE I CONFESS!! I did it….

eezeebee, in Crypto genius
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

“while your investment appreciates in value”, hopefully.

Tubics,

Even if it loses 90% of its value it’s still a win if the money came from credit cards you never paid back. Although the couple of hundred bucks you get might not be worth the hassle

Wogi,

You will also be unable to take out any debt upon release. It’s difficult to get credit as a released felon without a history of defaulting on debt.

So, being generous and saying that he sees a 4% return on his investment, he’ll have slightly more than he went in owing, and will be completely unable to even get a car loan, a decent job, or place to live.

He will have turned 0 dollars in to a lifetime of hardship.

Sotuanduso,

Correction: He will have turned 0 dollars into a lifetime of hardship and a few hundred dollars.

TseseJuer,

where do i sign?

Serinus,

One thing I can say definitively about crypto: It will not see a 4% roi.

Trainguyrom,

If all of the defaults occurred >7 years ago and there’s been no credit activity since the individual would have no credit score because of no credit history. I know this because I’ve literally seen it happen. What you do then is apply for a secured credit card (basically you pony up some cash to secure an extremely low credit limit) then after you’ve established a payment history and a credit score you can move on from there. As far as I know financial institutions do not take into account one’s felon status when determining elgibility

smackjack, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

I always pronounce the H in Meghan and the TH in Thailand in my head.

Siethron,

Thighland is a very different place in my head.

SuckMyWang,

Probably closer to Brazil

HipHoboHarold,

While we are at it, the. The t doesn’t sound like a t. The h doesn’t sound like an h. The e doesn’t sound like an e.

None of the letters sound like how they should when looked at individually. I propose we change this. From now on, each letter gets pronounced as itself in the word the.

Kase,

Teehee 🤭

psud,

We used to have a letter for ‘th’ (thorn (Þ, þ)), but it was replaced by ‘th’. There are people trying to bring back, but I wonder if they just like typing þorn (thorn)

HipHoboHarold,

Huh. I actually didn’t know that. Learned something new today.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Herb.

Phone.

Come at me Pronouncation nerds.

Kase,

Erb (with a long e)

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
Ravi, in Frock

Thats a Snog

sunbytes, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

Oh sugar, I already do

Armok_the_bunny, in Crypto genius

What country does anon live in, where prison food and housing is free?

unexposedhazard,

a country that has any reasonable human rights?? well unless you mean “free” in the general sense in that someone does have to pay for it even if not the prisoner…

DragonTypeWyvern,

(The shithole states charge prisoners for room and board)

Franzia,

WHAT

DragonTypeWyvern,

THE SHITHOLE STATES

CHARGE PRISONERS

FOR BEING IMPRISONED

Sorry I know sometimes you need to yell to be heard through the internet tubes

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

The internet is not

the internet, is not a big truck

itititit’s a series of TUBES

Franzia,

Oh, thank you.

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

What do they do if you dont pay? throw you in double prison?

EvilEyedPanda, in Back in my day

The Adventures of Milo and Otis! I wonder if it is streaming anywhere?

saltnotsugar, in Crypto genius

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

GlitterInfection, (edited )

Just so you know you don’t need to go to prison in order to get your butthole destroyed. It’s much easier to just go on Grindr, which is only an emotional prison.

bdonvr,

Fun fact you also don’t need to go to prison for your crypto to depreciate!

nightwatch_admin,

There is a different story here, hidden beneath the floor boards.

SCB,

Hell I’ve given my butthole quite the thrashing just sitting home by myself.

Shieldtoad, in What the hell! Let's all just go crazy!

From now on I’ll pronounce Worcester as whore Chester.

rustydrd,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Leave Chester alone, he’s just misunderstood!

NABDad,

Yeah. Dude has to earn a living somehow.

lugal,

In a German quizz show, there was the question how to pronounce it and not everyone know

Skaryon,

WORSCHESTERSOSSE

Faresh,

I’m surprised anyone knew.

funny, in I think it's white [VIDEO]

Unfortunately the support of videos in Lemmy is not very good. I’m have to convert the video to gif and the resulting image weighs more than the original video file. In addition, the image quality deteriorates.

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

IDK I just uploaded mp4 file directly.

Jumuta,

i can see it fine on Eternity

yum,

Voyager too

FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

Same with sync

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

And Summit

Ashen,

And Connect!

dotMonkey,

Same with sync

JohnDClay,

And boost

JohnDClay,

But not Jerboa

Slow,

And not web

Venat0r,

Works in sync for lemmy

CaptnNMorgan,

I can’t imagine using Lemmy on any other platform

Slow, in Frock

For some reason I wanted a cutlet

boreengreen, in Me shitpost

You became Donald trump?

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